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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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10-10-2019, 12:11 PM #28251
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10-10-2019, 12:19 PM #28252Good-lookin' wool
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Shit that annoys you
My kids’ school requires 40 hours of volunteer time from each parent per year. 50 bucks an hour for any you don’t complete. Oh, and the Catholic Church tithing shakedown to retain “parish tuition” rates. That’s some shit that annoys me.
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10-10-2019, 12:21 PM #28253"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-10-2019, 12:35 PM #28254
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10-10-2019, 01:05 PM #28255Good-lookin' wool
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Shit that annoys you
I shit you not, the following is a real story.
Brother asked me to be his kid’s godfather. The stupid church requires a bunch of hoop jumping. Approached our school parish and was told the priest needs to sign some form. But in order for him to sign it, I had to take some classes on a Saturday afternoon. Ok, that blows but whatever.
Took the classes and asked for the form back. Nope, priest wants to chat. I pop in to see what the hold up is. Priest tells me he doesn’t see me at Church. I told him it’s because I don’t go and that I think the school provides a good education for my kids but I’m not especially religious (completely not but was hedging). He then impugns my ability to be a god parent with a bunch of churchy word salad. I stay calm and eventually ask for the form. At which time he tells me that I need to tithe. Through some blatant unjust inducement mechanism, I already give these guys an extra c note a month as a “parish member” so that my tuition doesn’t go up $300 bucks a month. Straight tax free extortion.
I tell him I do tithe. Get this - dude tells me with a straight face that I must not know what tithe means as I’m not giving 10 percent of my income.
I wrote a letter to the archdiocese and eventually got my form filled out.
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10-10-2019, 01:08 PM #28256"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-10-2019, 01:10 PM #28257
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10-10-2019, 01:12 PM #28258Banned
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10-10-2019, 01:14 PM #28259
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10-10-2019, 01:25 PM #28260Banned
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I'm 30 years old, and our planet is fucked. It would be cruel and irresponsible and selfish to bring children into this world. I have no sympathy for breeders, nor desire to join their (regrettably numerous) ranks.
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10-10-2019, 01:26 PM #28261
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10-10-2019, 01:29 PM #28262
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10-10-2019, 01:30 PM #28263Good-lookin' wool
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Actually a great STEM school despite the shakedown aspect.
But I’ll reevaluate now that glade has graced us with another one of his well formulated brain baubles.
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10-10-2019, 01:33 PM #28264
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10-10-2019, 01:36 PM #28265Registered User
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10-10-2019, 01:39 PM #28266Good-lookin' wool
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They spend the mornings in science class and the afternoons denying it exists.
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10-10-2019, 01:51 PM #28267
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10-10-2019, 02:25 PM #28268"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-10-2019, 02:42 PM #28269
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10-10-2019, 04:39 PM #28270Registered User
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Sounds expensive to be a good Christian. I wonder what he would have said if you told him “just because it’s too late for me, does that mean it should be for my young nephew?”
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10-10-2019, 04:46 PM #28271Registered User
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10-10-2019, 05:24 PM #28272Good-lookin' wool
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I have four god damn god kids.
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10-10-2019, 05:28 PM #28273
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10-10-2019, 06:26 PM #28274Registered User
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This thread delivers the best.
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10-10-2019, 11:16 PM #28275
Christmas lights. I have neighbors putting up orange and purple ones (and others putting up all colors) along with their Halloween decorations. When did this become a thing?? You know those assholes aren't taking them down when they put the decorations away.
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