Shit that annoys you

[stapes]

Holding spot for screaming in the future........

ME (sales guys): Don't release that code to my customer, its not been fully tested, no one has been trained, and we dont have resources to fix it if it goes down.

Product Mgr: SHIP IT!!

ME: FML!

My co-worker and I were drinking a beer years ago after a trade show and he had the best line to describe our company.

"Its not that we shoot ourselves in the foot with these projects that bothers me, its our ability to drop mag and reload so quickly"

We must work at the same place. Or at least I take some solace knowing mine isn’t the only habitual offender of this shit.

[Buster Highmen]

When customer satisfaction calls and you tell them what they did wrong, then they deny they did that.

[Aldo]

Just turn the dip function off. wtf

Oh I understand. It’s the first thing I do whenever backing up SOMEBODY else’s bmw around the crowded lot after I’ve checked the ground behind me when the stupid mirror hits the deck with reverse...

[spanky]

I've thought about trying to devise a hook for the bottom of our drone but my husband doesn't trust my piloting skills to not get that stuck in the process

My first thought was to get my son to use his drone with a hook. But, the damn balloons are so tangled even if we were to “hook” them, I doubt we’d be able to pull the balloons free.

The flame thrower drone is a great idea in theory, but the drone doesn’t have enough lift to carry the flame thrower load. (It’s only a mavic mini).

I may resort to cutting that long branch down.

[2bjenny]

They are so annoying. Out running this evening, I saw something silver in the sage and went to investigate. It was one tangled in the brush. No idea how far they drift on winds up here, we’re 10 miles from the nearest town. I come across at least one a year on the desert. Untangled it and threw it away at home.

[evdog]

I've been finding one or more on every ride lately.

The bigger one from last weekend:

[pureantigravity]

I've been finding one or more on every ride lately.

The bigger one from last weekend:

Same number or different number?

[Viva]

Number? Thought it was fallopian tubes.

[zion zig zag]

East wind on garbage day. Like 2 out of 3 times. And my trashy neighbor who puts 140 gallons of garbage in a 96 gallon can with the lid open.

[frorider]

Recycling glass never made sense. Except for back in the day when your coke bottle got rinsed and refilled. .

Incorrect post is incorrect....amuses rather than annoys me however.

[concretejungle]

East wind on garbage day. Like 2 out of 3 times. And my trashy neighbor who puts 140 gallons of garbage in a 96 gallon can with the lid open.

We’ve got this white trash bitch across the alley. She leaves her bin out all week (whatever) but it’s immediately overflowing the afternoon after it gets picked up. How the hell do you produce that much waste? The magpies love her and more than once the alley ends up full of garbage. If a bag falls out I just toss it over her fence into the backyard.

[PB]

You're waaaaay too enabling; 24 hours after pick up toss entire trash can plus any spillage over fence into her yard .... or, does she have a porch?

[Supermoon]

What ever genius decided that electrical outlets need to be secured with flat head screws needs a swift kick in the nuts.

[jackstraw]

Mylar balloons stuck in my tree. Any suggestions on how to get them out (besides cutting down a significant portion of the tree)?

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[Boissal]

And my trashy neighbor who puts 140 gallons of garbage in a 96 gallon can with the lid open.

One of our neighbors recently got a 2nd trash can. Regular size one, not the tiny guy you can request from the city. Both are filled to the brim every week and overflow at least once a month. The lids are always opened, especially when it's going to rain.
Single woman in that house, not doing any renovations or anything else that would justify generating that much trash. Her recycling is also packed to the gills weekly. If it's windy half of it ends up in our yard.

[spanky]

What ever genius decided that electrical outlets need to be secured with flat head screws needs a swift kick in the nuts.

The outlet or the faceplate? I agree on the outlet, but the faceplate looks so much better when all the slots are aligned the same way.

[spanky]

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Ha! Considering the tree is about a third of a mile from the ocean, better in the tree than in the ocean! But I still want the friggin thing gone!

[Vt-Freeheel]

Gender reveal parties continue to annoy


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[Supermoon]

The outlet or the faceplate? I agree on the outlet, but the faceplate looks so much better when all the slots are aligned the same way.

The outlet itself. Once there’s a couple of layers of paint on those things they are impossible.

[skaredshtles]

The fucking flicker on the roof. He starts doing that shit before 7 in the morning and we are going to have a PROBLEM.

[old goat]

The fucking flicker on the roof. He starts doing that shit before 7 in the morning and we are going to have a PROBLEM.

Trade you for a couple of Stellar jays?

[Timberridge]

Calling our bird experts. Let's help these two guys out.

[mtnjam]

Suet feeders...flickers love those things, but it might attract more of them and more drumming.

As much as I love flickers, they sure can be annoying this time of year drumming it up for a mate.

[Timberridge]

fucking flicker

I just tried saying this 3x fast.

[Ted Striker]

Flickers are woodpeckers. If they are pecking/drumming your chimney or flashing during the spring months, that's a mating call. During the rest of the year, you've got bugs.