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  1. #15476
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Would it improve my standing with you to know that I only live 15 minutes from the office and managed 1 whole lunch manhattan during that time?

    The overwhelming ironyalanche of wasting so much of your time to retrieve a timepiece has resulted in a full burial of the importance of said time. There were no survivors.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  2. #15477
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    The overwhelming ironyalanche of wasting so much of your time to retrieve a timepiece has resulted in a full burial of the importance of said time. There were no survivors.
    I hear what you're saying, I do. In a vacuum it makes no sense, but then again I never said I do.

    Or..... it completely does! and that buried alive lost time was saved by pulling the EPIRB function on the watch!




    (Please, I find Breitlings offensive. Apologies if you own one, one man's opinion and all that)
    I still call it The Jake.

  3. #15478
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    Dropped the toenail clippers in the toilet...
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  4. #15479
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    don't eat toenail clippers!

  5. #15480
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    there is a sub set of self entitled parking ruffians that have very little fear that parking enforcement was ever intended for them.
    since i’m not into doxxing to security and have no intent of putting dog shit under the door handles, I can only vent here, on the tgr’s, for now.

    this is at an administration building for
    a large not for profit research institute.

    Come on man you can do better/more petty. Ground their car out with a welder, epoxy glue the door handle down, prop nails under 3 tires, or maybe just follow them home and murder them with a hatchet- that’ll fkn learn em!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    Come on man you can do better/more petty. Ground their car out with a welder, epoxy glue the door handle down, prop nails under 3 tires, or maybe just follow them home and murder them with a hatchet- that’ll fkn learn em!
    It's not Londonderry.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  7. #15482
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    Sweet, calm, pastoral Londonderry?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Looks like it is meow time to get right on that shit!

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    Dropped the toenail clippers in the toilet...
    ahhhh that sucks lol

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    Lots of life coaching opportunities in rural VT, Danno.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  12. #15487
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    lol

  13. #15488
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    Dropped the toenail clippers in the toilet...
    Fuck.

    On a related note I spent 28 Euro on a bomber pair of toe nail clippers that are now missing. They survived Germany, Romania, Germany again, the trip home and two weeks at home. They have been missing ever since.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    ^children

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Lots of life coaching opportunities in rural VT, Danno.
    Just yesterday, my wife was wondering if we could live in the place my parents are selling (~9 miles from Londonderry) and I told her that I didn't see any job opportunities for us there. Clearly, I was mistaken!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    firefox updating and changing color schemes on me.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  17. #15492
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    Bloatware
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

  18. #15493
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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    ^children
    Even if it wasn't the little freeloaders, it's still fun to blame them. And I love those little freeloaders. Hmmm, maybe the eldest one thiefed them when she went off to college. I'll have to do suitcase checks from now on. I mean, 28 Euros buys some pretty nice Solingen steel. So we can't have that shit walking out the door.
    I see hydraulic turtles.

  19. #15494
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    firefox updating and changing color schemes on me.
    It's a solid update. Just download a supported appearance addon and its back to normal.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  20. #15495
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    I've never changed the color, why should I have to get a new color update just to get it back the way it was, that's lame and stupid.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Abscessed tooth, root canal and the accompanying $1000 bill is fkn annoying

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Just yesterday, my wife was wondering if we could live in the place my parents are selling (~9 miles from Londonderry) and I told her that I didn't see any job opportunities for us there. Clearly, I was mistaken!


    Depends on if you have real tangible life skills or just some clerical/cubicle type proclivity tbh.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  23. #15498
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post


    Haha Max is my #1 fishing compadre. I fkn love that dood.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    Quote Originally Posted by grinch View Post
    Abscessed tooth, root canal and the accompanying $1000 bill is fkn annoying
    Sounds like you got off light.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Phildo_Baggins View Post
    Sounds like you got off light.
    1K is less than I paid for my last root canal.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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