Shit that annoys you

[Ted Striker]

When a local bike shop is too cool and bro-y to help answer a couple of parts questions and just quote you super high to try and get you to buy a new bike. They’re probably the same ones who complain about losing sales to online stores.

Back when I was racing (when the line between mtb and roadie was blurrier), they'd size you up: 'Hmmm... legs too skinny, not shaved, no spandex, can't smell you from here... nope, not core enough. No bro deal for you!' Fuckers.

[reckless toboggan]

well and the only reason I've come around is I basically broke my ass really badly back in December and the extra clothing just feels good, keeps it warm and heal-y feeling.

I'm ditching it first chance I get.

I've heard prolapsed rectums can be a pain in the ass.

[powdrhound]

I bought these vents and fixed all my plastic cans.

Drill a hole, pop in the vent, problem solved.

My problem is the ‘shutoff’ valves in the spout, that leak gas every time you depress them. I don’t care if it gurgles.

[BeardMech]

I would only wear boxers for the longest time. Even on the cycling team for college in my spandex I wouldnt wear boxer briefs (went commando). I wear Pair of Thieves boxer briefs for the most part now, especially while skiing.

Fun side note, I didnt wear a cup when I was a lax goalie in middle school. Got hit a shit ton of times in my thighs and still said fuck it.

[Mazderati]

[reckless toboggan]

https://www.bn3th.com/
(formerly MyPackage)

Stops sticking due to sweating, lifts and separates, enhances profile.

[mcski]

I would routinely hear my dad unleash a string of curses when he would go to sit on the can and his balls would splash down into the bowl water. Just grandpas long balls again, nothing to worry about

[KQ]

Well that just sounds like a recipe for a lifetime of droopy, low hanging balls. I hear chicks love that look,...and smell. Almost as much as guys love sweaty, pool balls in a sock type boobs.

If supportive garments prevented droopy body parts there wouldn't be any saggy tits. Gravity will get you in the end no matter what you do.

[BeardMech]

I would routinely hear my dad unleash a string of curses when he would go to sit on the can and his balls would splash down into the bowl water. Just grandpas long balls again, nothing to worry about

Probably flushed the toilet and that resulted in an inadvertent tea bag situation.

[Mazderati]

Like one of the old bathtub stoppers on a chain, except long balls in a toilet.

[DeepHelmet]

If supportive garments prevented droopy body parts there wouldn't be any saggy tits. Gravity will get you in the end no matter what you do.

And there’s the end of THIS conversation.........

[reckless toboggan]

Ricky Gervais has a great bit about his old distended balls floating in the bathtub in his latest Netflix standup.

[Gepeto]

If supportive garments prevented droopy body parts there wouldn't be any saggy tits. Gravity will get you in the end no matter what you do.

This! This is Expert commentary

[concretejungle]

That I whiffed while trying to kick the dog down the street that tried to attack my elderly dog when we walked by this morning.

[Name Redacted]

Annoying when some white dude at a bar with gel in his hair asks my wife and I a politically charged question out of the blue and gets all butt hurt when he doesn’t like our answer. Just because we are white people in the whitest part of the whitest state doesn’t mean we will agree with your racist bullshit. I guess racist fucking idiots with gel in their hair annoy me. Maybe there’s a reason you are still single in your mid 40’s and still talking about Snapchat.

Just had to get that off my chest.

[Timberridge]

Phew.

[riser4]

Annoying when some white dude at a bar with gel in his hair asks my wife and I a politically charged question out of the blue and gets all butt hurt when he doesn’t like our answer. Just because we are white people in the whitest part of the whitest state doesn’t mean we will agree with your racist bullshit. I guess racist fucking idiots with gel in their hair annoy me. Maybe there’s a reason you are still single in your mid 40’s and still talking about Snapchat.

Just had to get that off my chest.

You live in VT?

[Timberridge]

My dryer broke and and I can't find anyone to come fix it before next Thurs.

I only have 4 pairs of underwear left. Trying to decide which 2 days to go commando.

[Name Redacted]

You live in VT?

Nope, CO. Pretty fucking white.

[HD333]

My dryer broke and and I can't find anyone to come fix it before next Thurs.

I only have 4 pairs of underwear left. Trying to decide which 2 days to go commando.

Air them out, I’m sure that will result in shit that annoys your neighbors.




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[Timberridge]

One does not just "air out" $120 Versace boxer briefs without keeping a watchful eye for those who might try to steal them.

[muted]

My kids had a different set of underwear for each week. They slept and went to school in the same warmups, until they started to care about clothes. They still turned out ok. Whatever makes life a little easier.

I was essentially a feral child. It turned out okay.

I'm wondering if I'm going to turn out OK, why is everyone caring about my kids? This is about ME.

[BeardMech]

dont shit in your under wear and you really can wear them again in a situation like this. My package is not some rank crabs nest that I cant reuse if all hell breaks loose on my laundry

[Danno]

One does not just "air out" $120 Versace boxer briefs without keeping a watchful eye for those who might try to steal them.

keep your eye on itchybrowneye, that dude loves used undies.

[Danno]

well and the only reason I've come around is I basically broke my ass really badly back in December and the extra clothing just feels good, keeps it warm and heal-y feeling.

I'm ditching it first chance I get.

my boys need a home.