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  1. #27726
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    In the end only lawyers win.
    Good for Danno, I like him.

  2. #27727
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    Quote Originally Posted by HankScorpio View Post
    A couple of months ago my father in law mentions to my wife that he and his bat-shit crazy girlfriend are thinking about getting married.......in Jamaica. My wife tells him that would be hard for us considering work, our 3 year old, passports, etc. He says he'll keep us posted on it. He has a tendency to make crazy plans but never follow through with it. We forget about it.

    Fast forward to last night when said bat-shit crazy soon to be mother in law calls my wife out of the blue inform us that she booked us at the Sandals Resort in Jamaica for 5 days in October and we have to pay the $2100 bill by Wednesday. Never asked us anything about it, just books us for a destination wedding to a foreign country with no consideration for the fact that we have jobs, a kid and can't just drop everything and go to fucking Jamaica.

    Then my wife gets an email from Sandals resort with a fucking invoice for $2100. This bat-shit crazy woman gave Sandals our contact info and tells them to send us the bill. I can't even wrap my head around this.

    What. the. fuck.
    Can this get it’s own thread?

    And can we expect an invite if you’re not going?
    I still call it The Jake.

  3. #27728
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    Pics of bat-shit crazy GF? Der Poopenhausen?

  4. #27729
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    Quote Originally Posted by HankScorpio View Post
    A couple of months ago my father in law mentions to my wife that he and his bat-shit crazy girlfriend are thinking about getting married.......in Jamaica. My wife tells him that would be hard for us considering work, our 3 year old, passports, etc. He says he'll keep us posted on it. He has a tendency to make crazy plans but never follow through with it. We forget about it.

    Fast forward to last night when said bat-shit crazy soon to be mother in law calls my wife out of the blue inform us that she booked us at the Sandals Resort in Jamaica for 5 days in October and we have to pay the $2100 bill by Wednesday. Never asked us anything about it, just books us for a destination wedding to a foreign country with no consideration for the fact that we have jobs, a kid and can't just drop everything and go to fucking Jamaica.

    Then my wife gets an email from Sandals resort with a fucking invoice for $2100. This bat-shit crazy woman gave Sandals our contact info and tells them to send us the bill. I can't even wrap my head around this.

    What. the. fuck.
    Just say no.

  5. #27730
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    ^^^ Easy peasy.

  6. #27731
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Pics of bat-shit crazy GF? Der Poopenhausen?
    You're into old ladies? NTTAWWT.

  7. #27732
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    Shit that annoys you

    If it was a maybe before...just became an easy FUCK NO real quick
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

  8. #27733
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    Holy fucking shit. Definitely deserves its own thread.

  9. #27734
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Can this get it’s own thread?

    And can we expect an invite if you’re not going?
    There will be empty slots considering bat shit crazy's daughter just got out of jail for violating a restraining order and can't leave the country. Wait....maybe this should have gotten its own thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Just say no.
    Oh the answer is a big fucking "no." I just can't comprehend how you can so goddamn delusional that you commit people to a trip to Jamaica without telling them then send them the bill.

  10. #27735
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    You're into old ladies? NTTAWWT.
    How old is your wife?

  11. #27736
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    How old is your wife?
    The little girl. Your women. I want to buy your women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    How old is your wife?
    MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by HankScorpio View Post
    Oh the answer is a big fucking "no." I just can't comprehend how you can so goddamn delusional that you commit people to a trip to Jamaica without telling them then send them the bill.
    It would be too presumptuous even if they were footing the bill. Booking it for you and then sending you the bill is another level.

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    Tell them you are putting the trip on layaway.

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    Be grateful MIL to be didn't give Sandals your cc number. Or did she?

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Be grateful MIL to be didn't give Sandals your cc number. Or did she?
    Absolutely fucking not. Sandals only has my wife's e-mail and I bet future MIL was stupid enough to give them her phone #.

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    At least airfare can't be booked without a cc number.

  18. #27743
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    After Haiti, Jamaica is the biggest shithole in the Caribbean.

    If they have their hearts set on Jamaica, what about suggesting they get married in Jamaica, VT? Once mid June rolls around the black flies go away, and the rolling green hills of S. VT will provide a bucolic setting for their marital vows.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  19. #27744
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    Or how about Cabo? I just learned here that it is the murder capital of the world and could prove to make a very exciting destination to start married life together.

    They may even allow for the daughter to attend.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    They might even run into Sammy Hagar in Cabo.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    They might even run into Sammy Hagar in Cabo.
    That’s incentive enough for the thousands that make their way there every year for vacation.

    I’d have to assume it would carry even more weight if nuptials were on the line.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Yeah. This is all future-stuff.

    It'll be nice, though.
    Ya, but right now I want to know where's my fucking jet pack?

  23. #27748
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Can this get it’s own thread?

    And can we expect an invite if you’re not going?
    And a potential trip report.

    Destination weddings are annoying bullshit, but that's next level

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    Quote Originally Posted by HankScorpio View Post
    A couple of months ago my father in law mentions to my wife that he and his bat-shit crazy girlfriend are thinking about getting married.......in Jamaica.

    Fast forward to last night when said bat-shit crazy soon to be mother in law calls my wife out of the blue inform us that she booked us at the Sandals Resort in Jamaica for 5 days in October and we have to pay the $2100 bill by Wednesday. Never asked us anything about it, just books us for a destination wedding to a foreign country.

    Then my wife gets an email from Sandals resort with a fucking invoice for $2100. This bat-shit crazy woman gave Sandals our contact info and tells them to send us the bill. I can't even wrap my head around this.

    What. the. fuck.
    cancel cancel cancel!
    tell resort it was a sham
    bF
    Alpental Indigenous

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    The mother in law does sound like she’d be fun to get drunk with.

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