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  1. #26051
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    Annie Lennox--so much voice from a skinny lady.

    And then there's this (interesting video)

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    I like Bruce Springsteen but a couple of his songs have always made me scratch my head.

    One is "Rosilita"

    You don't have to call me lieutenant, Rosie, and I don't want to be your son
    The only lover I'm ever gonna need's your soft, sweet, little girl's tongue



    and the other is "I'm on Fire":

    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go away and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    I'm on fire

    Tell me now baby is he good to you
    Can he do to you the things that I do
    I can take you higher
    I'm on fire

    Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
    Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
    Through the middle of my soul

    At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
    And a freight train running through the
    Middle of my head
    Only you can cool my desire
    I'm on fire


    <shudder>


    Evidently Seinfeld is now considered offensive by today's youth. There was a story on the news the other night about it.
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Evidently Seinfeld is now considered offensive by today's youth.
    Well fuck them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I like Bruce Springsteen but a couple of his songs have always made me scratch my head.

    One is "Rosilita"

    You don't have to call me lieutenant, Rosie, and I don't want to be your son
    The only lover I'm ever gonna need's your soft, sweet, little girl's tongue



    and the other is "I'm on Fire":

    Hey little girl is your daddy home
    Did he go away and leave you all alone
    I got a bad desire
    I'm on fire

    Tell me now baby is he good to you
    Can he do to you the things that I do
    I can take you higher
    I'm on fire

    Sometimes it's like someone took a knife baby
    Edgy and dull and cut a six-inch valley
    Through the middle of my soul

    At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet
    And a freight train running through the
    Middle of my head
    Only you can cool my desire
    I'm on fire


    <shudder>


    Evidently Seinfeld is now considered offensive by today's youth. There was a story on the news the other night about it.
    And the pendulum has now swung completely to the left

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    Why don't you go practice fallin' down? I'll be there in a minute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Shit that annoys me: people who want me to read gao reports.

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    i consider today’s youth offensive & rude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post

    I think women do get back every once in a while - take "It's a Thin Line Between Love and Hate" for instance.
    Lily Allen's been killin dudes for years. This one's pretty hilarious, and vicious - Lily Allen "Not Big":






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    Stone's Stupid Girl

    Hendrix would not be well recieved with his Hey Joe (I know, I know, The Seeds were first) these days.

    Almost all hair metal.


    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Turning Japanese is the only acceptable song about sex left...
    StokePimpin' ain't easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Funny how so many of the songs that were so popular when I was a kid are just so cringy now if you actually listen to the lyrics. Some of my top picks for high creeper factor (even if they're good tunes):
    Just further proof that everyone should listen to Slayer. Then they'll never be offended by anything else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Evidently Seinfeld is now considered offensive by today's youth. There was a story on the news the other night about it.
    I believe it was over the term, “soup nazi”.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post

    Evidently Seinfeld is now considered offensive by today's youth. There was a story on the news the other night about it.
    That's a story about nothing.



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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    mtngirl79 is online now accidentally awesome at times
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    If the bill comes to 9.63 and I give you a 20 and you come back with a 10, a quarter, a dime and three pennies you are getting 37 cents for a tip because I'm not waiting for you to bring more change.

    Sorry.

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    So what's more annoying-the douche that rides the left lane holding up traffic and then speeds up when you try to shoot the gap or the douche that rides the left lane and when you finally get a chance to pass you can see he has no fing clue that he's being a douche? Tough call.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    i consider today’s youth offensive & rude.
    Get off my lawn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    If the bill comes to 9.63 and I give you a 20 and you come back with a 10, a quarter, a dime and three pennies you are getting 37 cents for a tip because I'm not waiting for you to bring more change.

    Sorry.
    Never understood that one. Do they think you'll leave the 10?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    They


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    New math never taught them how to change a 10 into a 5 and 5 ones!!

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    How about putting a Jackson on the tray over the bill of $9.63 and the waitress asks "do you need change?"

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    The register tells them you get $10.37 change and that's what you'll get. She didn't have her phone on her so couldn't use the calculator to figure out how to break down the 10.
    Yes VTF, that one always gets me. Unless you gave me a lap dance I will need change.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shredgnar View Post
    Ski patrol lapping hike back terrain with a snowmobile...for fun. Not doing any kind of work, just making turns. These are chutes that are really only good for a few people to ski then they are jacked, so patrol tracks them out before opening them, then opens them and continues to track them out with a snowmobile while the rest of us "Civilians" have a 20-30 minute hike. Annoying.

    Also annoying that they just bomb and cut the shit out of them, knocking all the snow off and exposing a ton of rocks. No actual ski packing, boot packing, or anything to try and keep some snow around. ARG!
    Where do you ski? I know there are places that do boot packing early season, but none of the areas around here--Squaw, Alpine, Sugar Bowl do it, at least AFAIK. Sounds like a nice idea. Of course our semi-maritime (today double maritime) snow pack is different than the Rockies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Of course our semi-maritime (today double maritime) snow pack is different than the Rockies.
    Answered your own question. CO is different than Cali. Who knew?

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    1st world problem but nevertheless.

    Dropped by the coin op carwash today cause it was in the 40s and my truck was dirty.

    There is a line, no surprise. I queue up and the guy in front pulls in, rinses his fucking Pontiac and then proceeds to bucket wash the fucking thing including using some doily fucking little brush to do his rims.

    15 minutes of that bullshit before another bay opens up and I wash my truck.

    Thanks, I feel better now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    If the bill comes to 9.63 and I give you a 20 and you come back with a 10, a quarter, a dime and three pennies you are getting 37 cents for a tip because I'm not waiting for you to bring more change.

    Sorry.
    I pay by cc anyplace I can--miles have paid for a lot of trips--but if i have to pay cash I tell the server what I want in change.

    Quote Originally Posted by shredgnar View Post
    Answered your own question. CO is different than Cali. Who knew?
    Not me, since I didn't know you ski in CO, which is why I asked. What ski area are you talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    If the bill comes to 9.63 and I give you a 20 and you come back with a 10, a quarter, a dime and three pennies you are getting 37 cents for a tip because I'm not waiting for you to bring more change.
    Sandwich place across from my office recently raised its prices. It used to work out to just under $9 including tax so I've give them $10 and drop the buck and change in the tip jar. Now it comes out to about $9.70 with tax. Which leaves me in the situation above. Its unfortunate for the staff because lots of people now just tip the 30c rather than the dollar.

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