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  1. #27851
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    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    Why are people shitting in the gutter?
    Cuz they is annoyed

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    Cuz they is annoyed
    I'd have to be pretty annoyed to wanna climb up on the roof and take a dump hanging over the edge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    - so I send her $250 thinking that will go a ways towards something
    - so you now owe her another $100...

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    Quote Originally Posted by alias_rice View Post
    Why are people shitting in the gutter?
    It's San Francisco?
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    Shit that annoys you

    One of our critical vendors is migrating us to an expanded platform. It utilizes advanced and more enhanced solutions.

    Promises to be a massive pain in the dick. Or a shitload of work, at the very least.
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    critical vendors
    “Here’s your Pepsi, fatass”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Smoke alarm went off at 3am this morning. They are all hard wired together so they all go off, mechanical voice saying "fire, fire, fire". We jump up and start investigating, but it stopped after 5-10 seconds. We scoured the house for a reason, stuck my head outside to see if there was nearby smoke, nothing.

    Annoying AF.

    Anyone know why that could happen?
    How old are the smoke detectors? They supposedly only have a 10 year lifetime. Was it humid in the house?

    Do you know which detector went off? Check to see if the light on any of them is a different color or blink pattern. Some give a visual indication of being triggered until reset (holding the test button). Then, maybe troubleshoot that one detector.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powdrhound View Post
    - so you now owe her another $100...

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    How old are the smoke detectors? They supposedly only have a 10 year lifetime. Was it humid in the house?

    Do you know which detector went off? Check to see if the light on any of them is a different color or blink pattern. Some give a visual indication of being triggered until reset (holding the test button). Then, maybe troubleshoot that one detector.
    They are maybe 3 years old. Not very humid in the house as we have central AC and live in Colorado. But didn't know about the light possibly being different color. Will look at that.

    It didn't go off last night, so I got that going for me.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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  10. #27860
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    The splash back affect from a recently cleaned porta potty.

    AKA, the poor mans bidet.
    dirtbag, not a dentist

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    Quote Originally Posted by ill-advised strategy View Post
    “Here’s your Pepsi, fatass”
    Does Pepsi portend value add proportional to upfront capital outlays and ongoing investment? Can we expect disruptive improvement to our best of breed business solutions when accompanied by a rigorous iterative change management paradigm?
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by raisingarizona13 View Post
    The splash back affect from a recently cleaned porta potty.

    AKA, the poor mans bidet.
    Atomic Blue Backslash!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Does Pepsi portend value add proportional to upfront capital outlays and ongoing investment?
    Oh, believe you me, it fuckin’ portends alright.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Can we expect disruptive improvement to our best of breed business solutions when accompanied by a rigorous iterative change management paradigm?
    I’m going to keep it real here Mr. Mustonen, it’s going to depend on your implementation. But between you and me, we’ve seen amazing numbers when your ICMP’s are “rigorous as all fuck”.

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    Stupid scammers from India trying to sell me software repair services because they found errors from my computer. So now I'm sitting here for an hour and a half scanning my computer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Stupid scammers from India trying to sell me software repair services because they found errors from my computer. So now I'm sitting here for an hour and a half scanning my computer.
    I'm a technoidiot but IME you can just ignore these scammers. They don't actually know what's going on with your computer; if they had access to it they'd just shut it down and make you pay.
    Some years ago we had problems with an HP computer; HP tech support actually sent us to Indian scammers who sold us a bunch of services we didn't need and were hard to get rid of. HP seems better now; although their tech support is still in India it seems legit now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    They don't actually know what's going on with your computer; if they had access to it they'd just shut it down and make you pay.
    ^ This.

    It's easier to find dupes than it is to actually "hack" your machine.

    When Social Security or the IRS phone you with dire warnings of enforcement action.. you can ignore those too.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I'm a technoidiot but IME you can just ignore these scammers. They don't actually know what's going on with your computer; if they had access to it they'd just shut it down and make you pay.
    Some years ago we had problems with an HP computer; HP tech support actually sent us to Indian scammers who sold us a bunch of services we didn't need and were hard to get rid of. HP seems better now; although their tech support is still in India it seems legit now.
    That said - if you haven't run a Malware Bytes scan recently (esp if you have kids), you might want to do that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Stupid scammers from India trying to sell me software repair services because they found errors from my computer. So now I'm sitting here for an hour and a half scanning my computer.
    The stupid is the point. It's meant to weed out all of the non-stupid people quickly
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...e-and-obvious/

    definitely virus scan/etc said computer

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    The stupid is the point. It's meant to weed out all of the non-stupid people quickly
    https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...e-and-obvious/

    definitely virus scan/etc said computer
    We were the subjects of one of those email scams where they hijack our email and send this to all our contacts: "Help, we're in London and all our money and cards were stolen. Please wire money." Two people called us to see if we were OK--my cousin the psychiatrist and a lawyer we had used. Disappointed in both.
    Last edited by old goat; 08-19-2019 at 04:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    We were the subjects of one of those email scams where they hijack our email and send this to all our contacts: Help, we're in London and all our money and cards were stolen. Please wire money. Two people called us to see if we were OK--my cousin the psychiatrist and a lawyer we had used. Disappointed in both.
    Check your PMs.

    Maybe we could start a gofundme for you guys.

    Whereabouts in London?
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Check your PMs.

    Maybe we could start a gofundme for you guys.

    Whereabouts in London?
    Maybe a gofundme for lessons on adding spacing or quotation marks to a story so it's more clear

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Maybe a gofundme for lessons on adding spacing or quotation marks to a story so it's more clear
    That was my point... thanks.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    ....fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    Check your PMs.

    Maybe we could start a gofundme for you guys.

    Whereabouts in London?
    I fixed it for you, now are you going to send me the money, or what? We've been stuck in London for 2 months and it's getting old. As far as which part--I don't know, it all looks the same.

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    I am currently at the dealer getting my oil changed (new car, came with several free oil changes). Shortly after I sat down in the waiting room, in marches an early 30's MILF with 4 kids under 7. All are completely out of control, running around screaming and throwing things. MILF is making zero attempt to say "NO" to these brats. Very annoying...


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