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  1. #23326
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    People that bitch about it snowing

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Cut a hotel key or something to fit.
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    Why not just latch the actual seatbelt?
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    People who mass email urban legends. Ugh. You want to let them know they are perpetuating a falsehood but really it's too late because they've sent it to everyone they know declaring where they stand on the issue.
    did you know that if you forward that email to 50 people Microsoft will send you $1000?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Why not just latch the actual seatbelt?
    Too logical.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Why not just latch the actual seatbelt?
    Sure, that works as well. But why reach across? I pull this out of the armrest storage and pop it in. (I always wear my own seatbelt.)
    Last edited by plugboots; 12-03-2018 at 04:08 PM.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  6. #23331
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    Just put the bag on the floor.

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    Guy buys the house next door, cool more property value. Feels the need to put front wheels into my drive in order to get into his parking spot. 14 years and nobody else has needed to do this. Crushed granite drive, so it's kinda loud and always makes me look to see if someone is walking up my drive.

    Nice enough guy I guess, and I like dogs, but upon moving in he bought a choc lab pup that's just walking all over him. Not sure if he's never had a dog or if he's just a maroon. He doesn't seem to get the fact that if he doesn't introduce choc lab to the terrier who's lived next door for 5 years, they are going to fight through the fence every fucking day.

    Today just for emPhasis, choc lab comes running through my yard as soon as the car door opens and won't come back. I'm on the phone with a client and I've got buddy outside my front window yelling
    HENRY CUM
    HENRY
    HENRYCUM
    CUUUUM
    HENRY CUUUUUM CUUUUUUUM
    HENRY CUM
    CUUUUUUUUUM

  8. #23333
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    forgetting to remove the volunteer sticker on 3 different shirts before i washed and dried. ugh.

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    EBay used to be the place to get cheap books. Now it's swamped with assholes selling nothing but PDFs or e-books (which I assume are all pirated). To get around the eBay filters, the use terms like e-Bo0K or EbOoK or 3-booK. Makes searching for a real, paper book a pain in the ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiBall View Post


    I call those "O Jesus Clips". For when they fly across the room when trying to pry them off.

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  11. #23336
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    Truck managed to block the whole intersection through 2 light cycles and half the intersection for two more. Not sure what was going on at the intersection behind us but there was something holding up the cars so the truck could move ahead either. Of course, he had to try and roll through the intersection on the yellow in the first place even though there was no way he'd clear it. Thanks a lot asshole!


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    Fox Sports coverage of college football....(tonight’s PAC12 championship game)......coverage is so cheesy...announcers/sideline dorks/camera angles....

    I like their NFL coverage....but their college coverage is total bush league.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BC. View Post
    Fox Sports coverage of college football....(tonight’s PAC12 championship game)......coverage is so cheesy...announcers/sideline dorks/camera angles....

    I like their NFL coverage....but their college coverage is total bush league.
    Do they have Gus Johnson doing the game? That guy is f'ing brutal

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    Quote Originally Posted by goldengatestinx View Post
    Just put the bag on the floor.
    Too logical.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Sure, that works as well. But why reach across? I pull this out of the armrest storage and pop it in. (I always where my own seatbelt.)
    Idiot can't spell either.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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    This and my car. Hulk level rage

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    Just put on of these on there, next to your triangle sticker thing :

    https://www.carid.com/bug-deflectors.html
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    This and my car. Hulk level rage
    I'd be super pissed if some kid put a silly Harry potter symbol on my sports car, too, WTF is with people?!!

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    Why did you park so close to that f'ing truck?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    I'd be super pissed if some kid put a silly Harry potter symbol on my sports car, too, WTF is with people?!!
    Get over yourself

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    Quote Originally Posted by lake_effect View Post
    Why did you park so close to that f'ing truck?

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    Because there was no other space unassigned and there's very little curb to park next to which is no parking anyway

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    That really is a Harry Potter sticker. Wow. Such majick.

    https://www.quora.com/In-the-Harry-P...ol-really-mean
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Yeah, I'm assuming you expected to get hit since you took the initial picture, so that scratch is partly on you. Everyone can use more exercise, park somewhere else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by delco714 View Post
    Get over yourself
    Says the guy who thinks he's a 9 with women in other threads? Ha, that's rich. Anyways, it was just a dumb joke, Harry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    That really is a Harry Potter sticker. Wow. Such majick.

    https://www.quora.com/In-the-Harry-P...ol-really-mean
    hahaha holy shit that's funny.

    On a jag too

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