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  1. #29976
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    Cats on leashes.
    Just shoot me now.

  2. #29977
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    Coffee machine preset timers that only have one button to scroll minutes and hours and it jumps between the two and no back button. What fucking year is this?

  3. #29978
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    applying for a Chase United card, but the application seems to be hung up. It says "don't refresh or hit the back button" but the little wheel has been going round for like 10 minutes now.
    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    This sounds wonderfully on brand for United.
    A friend is flying in on United and I'm trying to check the flight status and as I'm typing this the little wheel o' doom is spinning in another window. On brand, indeed.

    update: typed that^^, went and took a leak, came back. It's still spinning.

  4. #29979
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    A friend is flying in on United and I'm trying to check the flight status and as I'm typing this the little wheel o' doom is spinning in another window. On brand, indeed.

    update: typed that^^, went and took a leak, came back. It's still spinning.
    And from what I've heard it takes you quite a while to take a leak

  5. #29980
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    I'm sittin here in my underwear, half drunk, the wife left a few hours ago and won't be back until Tuesday, watching basketball. The dogs go crazy outside and my phone rings with a Seattle WA number and it's fucking 9:30 on Friday night. Go away Amazon I ain't comin out to save you from my harmless dogs.

  6. #29981
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    I'm sittin here in my underwear, half drunk, the wife left a few hours ago and won't be back until Tuesday,
    Yes
    Happy night
    Enjoy
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  7. #29982
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    I needed this.

  8. #29983
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    watching basketball.
    So whadya think, was Gordon robbed?
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  9. #29984
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    If it hasn’t been covered, I have one.
    “Convenience” fees.
    Fuck you, sell me the inconvenient one.
    Assholes.
    Forum Cross Pollinator

  10. #29985
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    I was trying to do my job, delivering packages for The Man instead of hanging out with my buds and watching the dunk contest, and this lazy fuck has his dogs out barking at me at 9:30 PM so I can't even get close enough to drop his shit off on his porch like I'm required to do. I can see him inside watching the game! So I call to have him come get his shit, and I see him pick up his phone and look at it and put me on ignore!

    Fuck that guy. Threw his boxes in the ditch and marked as delivered. I don't need this shit. Gonna go drive for Ontrac, they don't care where I deliver boxes.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  11. #29986
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  12. #29987
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    I was trying to do my job, delivering packages for The Man instead of hanging out with my buds and watching the dunk contest, and this lazy fuck has his dogs out barking at me at 9:30 PM so I can't even get close enough to drop his shit off on his porch like I'm required to do. I can see him inside watching the game! So I call to have him come get his shit, and I see him pick up his phone and look at it and put me on ignore!

    Fuck that guy. Threw his boxes in the ditch and marked as delivered. I don't need this shit. Gonna go drive for Ontrac, they don't care where I deliver boxes.
    Don't be such a pussy about OGs barking dogs. Dog's bark, it's what they do.

  13. #29988
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Don't be such a pussy about OGs barking dogs. Dog's bark, it's what they do.
    https://about.usps.com/news/national...8/pr18_025.htm (just in case you aren't joking).

  14. #29989
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    I was trying to do my job, delivering packages for The Man instead of hanging out with my buds and watching the dunk contest, and this lazy fuck has his dogs out barking at me at 9:30 PM so I can't even get close enough to drop his shit off on his porch like I'm required to do. I can see him inside watching the game! So I call to have him come get his shit, and I see him pick up his phone and look at it and put me on ignore!

    Fuck that guy. Threw his boxes in the ditch and marked as delivered. I don't need this shit. Gonna go drive for Ontrac, they don't care where I deliver boxes.
    haha I probably deserve that but wtf, 9:30 at night? come on amazon.

  15. #29990
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    Hockey pucks to the face aren't great
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  16. #29991
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Hockey pucks to the face aren't great
    Same with sticks.
    As kids we were fascinated by the stitch count.--bigger news than the score Maybe kids still are.

  17. #29992
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    Last night, Jeep Wrangler with a pair of Jerry cans (seriously) strapped to the rear bumper, drove off the pass at 15mph. Granted it was icy, Jerry freaks out, driving with 4-ways, decided that 3 car lengths is too close, so Jerry pulls over in a stupid spot. I happily go around while feeling sorry for Jerry and his poor choice in tires and thinking he was stupid for not chaining up.

    Upon getting off the pass, the four-lane highway turns into 6 miles of 45mph zone through a few lovely little mountain towns. Doing about 47 in the 45 am I, when here comes fucking Jerry fighting to get by me and the other feller doing the speed limit. After a rage-filled maneuver and a pass on Jerry goes, with a few more of his asshole friends who crawled off the pass, doing well over the posted speed.

    I am getting a bit beyond annoyed at the folks, like Jerry, who blow through town, and then fuck up the pass. I don’t get it I just don’t get it.

  18. #29993
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    Sybian is not a valid words with Friends word.

  19. #29994
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    Page 1,000, and 29,995 annoying posts.

    I find that shit highly annoying
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Neighbors driving their stupid Jeep around in a snowstorm with all the stupid light bars illuminated.

  21. #29996
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    People who pull out to overtake someone ahead of them on the freeway just as you are about to pass in the other lane. Had that happen a dozen or more times yesterday, and this wasn't even big rigs. Had to slam brakes a couple times. Do people not check for fast moving traffic before changing lanes anymore? Maybe because their blind spot detector hasn't illuminated its all clear?

  22. #29997
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    People who pull out to overtake someone ahead of them on the freeway just as you are about to pass in the other lane. Had that happen a dozen or more times yesterday, and this wasn't even big rigs. Had to slam brakes a couple times. Do people not check for fast moving traffic before changing lanes anymore? Maybe because their blind spot detector hasn't illuminated its all clear?
    Yes. And when they do this...and there is nothing behind you. So they coulda just waited a sec, let you go and followed. Don't get it.
    Is what I do. But then I do use my mirrors, so...


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  23. #29998
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    If it hasn’t been covered, I have one.
    “Convenience” fees.
    Fuck you, sell me the inconvenient one.
    Assholes.
    Went to a show and bought a ticket at the window and they charged me a convenience fee at the fucking window. How is that not false advertising to display a price you can’t actually buy a ticket for?

  24. #29999
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Went to a show and bought a ticket at the window and they charged me a convenience fee at the fucking window. How is that not false advertising to display a price you can’t actually buy a ticket for?
    I'll take it further and gripe about EVERYTHING that ends up costing more at the cash register.

    Just put the ACTUAL fucking price on the item.


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    Luxury European cars passing me are much more of an annoyance than Japanese cars passing me

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