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  1. #38526
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    Trying to come up with a good caulk joke, but coming up short.

  2. #38527
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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    Trying to come up with a good caulk joke, but coming up short.
    Something something old sloppy caulk sucker something.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  3. #38528
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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Cleaning up uncured old sloppy caulk really sucked.

    Recaulked with a brand new tube.
    That's what she said.

  4. #38529
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    This has never happened to me before....

  5. #38530
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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    Trying to come up with a good caulk joke, but coming up short.
    Improve your AT boots with the StrapOff. It’s Maggot Approved.

  6. #38531
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  7. #38532
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  8. #38533
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    Anytime I see caulk mentioned I think of this.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

  9. #38534
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    Fireworks. Burn money making loud noises. My dogs hate it. Then top it off with a smoke detector failure going off at 2am. My poor dogs need therapy.

  10. #38535
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    Between the neighborhood random fireworks and me running the SkilSaw, my poor dog also needs therapy.

  11. #38536
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    Fireworks. Burn money making loud noises.
    The local fire dept has a sign that reads 'Fireworks are money up in smoke'

  12. #38537
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    Shit that annoys you

    Our neighborhood celebrates our country and our veterans by using fake artillery to re-traumatize our vet neighbor with a sign outside that says “I’m a vet with PTSD, please don’t shoot of fireworks.”

    ‘Merica.

  13. #38538
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    PDX doesn’t allow fireworks of any kind currently
    Not clear that everyone got the memo tho

  14. #38539
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    That’s definitely put a dent in it this year I think, but sounds like hasn’t eliminated it unfortunately

  15. #38540
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    No fireworks allowed here either. I took a moto ride over to one of our beaches yesterday. And of course one guy is shooting fireworks off from his party spot. Got to watch him get busted by police on ATVs patrolling the beach. Might take a ride over there again later, it's a total shit show and good people watching / entertainment. More annoying was random fireworks going off all over the neighborhood until 3-4am.

  16. #38541
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    Cut the tip of my finger this morning
    Hopefully the chunk reattaches, but it was looking pale so it’s not looking good
    Exercise is off the table til i can get the wound sealed up
    Incredibly annoying

  17. #38542
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    No fireworks allowed here either. I took a moto ride over to one of our beaches yesterday. And of course one guy is shooting fireworks off from his party spot. Got to watch him get busted by police on ATVs patrolling the beach. Might take a ride over there again later, it's a total shit show and good people watching / entertainment. More annoying was random fireworks going off all over the neighborhood until 3-4am.
    How close are you to the ocean? The salt in the air might explain this happening to you so much.

    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    No idea why I'm so special. Here's another one I just found this afternoon.

    Attachment 420615

  18. #38543
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Cut the tip of my finger this morning
    Hopefully the chunk reattaches, but it was looking pale so it’s not looking good
    Exercise is off the table til i can get the wound sealed up
    Incredibly annoying
    Oh yikes! Hopefully it reattaches for you

  19. #38544
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    How close are you to the ocean? The salt in the air might explain this happening to you so much.
    Hadn't thought of that. I'm about a mile from the water....which is on 3 sides of me in Point Loma.

  20. #38545
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    how the fuck does that even happen? now i gotta go find some caulk on a holiday…


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  21. #38546
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Hadn't thought of that. I'm about a mile from the water....which is on 3 sides of me in Point Loma.
    I bet you get a decent amount of airborne salt there. The topic came up for a work project a few years ago, I was surprised how far inland salt can be an issue, though of course it depends on the weather and the water source with protected salt water not putting as much salt into the air.


    ::: ::: Heal up, hope it's not too bad an injury.

  22. #38547
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    PDX doesn’t allow fireworks of any kind currently
    Not clear that everyone got the memo tho
    In my neighborhood, no one got the memo.

    Like 1A last night and "BOOM!"
    My poor doggo.

    (To be fair though the volume is way down, from two years ago. It's just that now it only sounds like Brazil not Eastern Ukraine. And yes, first world problems. It could be Brazil or Eastern Ukraine, I get it.)

  23. #38548
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    Sorry for your doggos out there
    Ours seem to be fine with what booms we’ve had

    Finger will be fine (thx Abe & supermoon) — I’m paying the stupid tax tho walking around with my finger elevated & likely out of swimming for a while til it seals up proper.
    I went to urgent care to just have someone with actual med experience look at it and have it wrapped “properly”. In retrospect, I think I (& mrs ::: :: had done a better job with a more secure & svelte wrap. The pro made a big corndog of wrappings. Oh well, they did give me confidence that it’s properly addressed at this point; that was worth going. I’ll unwrap & glue it in a few days to keep it secure.

  24. #38549
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    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

  25. #38550
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    Fireworks in the hands of citizens annoy me. It's okay at my place because I'm surrounded by wheat and hay fields and people aren't stupid enough to risk their livelyhood but man the local FB pages with post after post for lost pets and terrified livestock not to mention all the fires that are set in town. Not sure of the total count of fires for W2 bu in a 12hr period there wre 61 fire calls in the Tri-cities. Idiots.

    Let the big boys do them or ban the booms and go to light shows.


    At least some people try to help - all our local vets were on duty 24 hrs on the 3rd and 4th to attend to injured animals and yes, they were very busy calling on FB for any and all volunteers.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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