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  1. #46451
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    I thought you were gonna say they kept the first set of miles and needed new miles to make the update.

  2. #46452
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    I thought you were gonna say they kept the first set of miles and needed new miles to make the update.
    Shit, don't give them any ideas!

  3. #46453
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    Neighbors again.

    Our cool neighbor had 20 cu yards of mulch delivered last Monday as she's doing a full yard remodel and ripping out all of her grass. She has a narrow single car driveway so the guy dumped the mulch in a long pile along the edge of her yard. It encroached on the road but not enough to be an issue. It's a small neighborhood, 20 mph speed limit, she's on a corner so you see the pile well before you turn down the street. You could still drive 2 cars but it was a tight squeeze which is why I imagine some other megatwat shitpile dickchole cockmunch of a passive aggressive Karen called the city on her first thing Tuesday AM. Instead of, you know, walking over and talking to her about it. Homegirl is working full time and had lined a bunch of friends to help this weekend. Not fast enough apparently, Karen probably needed room to drive her landboat without any obstructions so he/she called it in.

    The city inspector rolls up, neighbor's at work, so he comes knocking on my door to ask about the pile. I tell him it's not mine or I'd be mad it had been dumped in front of the wrong house, but I can give him the contact info of neighbor's if he wants it. He huffs and puffs, lectures me about how much of an inconvenience it is to everyone. I tell him it absolutely doesn't bother me at least, and that there's plan to take care of it as soon as realistically feasible without neighbor having to quit her job. Just in case I ask if he can tell me who the douchebag Karen is, and he tells me it's confidential. I ask if he ever got a complaint about the FUCKING BOAT that was parked down the street the entire winter (not a small boat mind you, some monstrosity that actually blocked more than half the road and you couldn't see around), or the houses down the street that insist on parking up to 6 cars on the streets to keep their driveway clear, but apparently that's completely fine. I suggest he go take a look anyway but he apparently has better things to do with his time, I imagine measuring the height of some weeds in a yard or harassing children for drawing on the sidewalk with chalk.

    He ended up calling the neighbor and berating her, threatening to fine her, and demanding that the pile be removed within 48 hours. She comes home in a panic and off to work we went, Ms Boissal and I, her ex, another neighbor across the street, anyone with a wheelbarrow and a bit of goodwill. Took the better part of my work-from-home Thursday to relocate the mulch. The inspector drove by again around 4pm (surprised he was still at work), slowed down, and got really nasty looks from 5 people armed with shovels. He wisely kept going. Fucking people...
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

  4. #46454
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Chase Travel Rewards.

    I had a fuck ton of points and put them towards Europe flights for Mrs. PDX and me. The airline made a minor schedule change (outbound flight leaves 20 minutes later) and unbeknownst to anyone, that requires our tickets to be re-issued. No one told me and I never would have found out except I was unable to specify seats on the airline website, so called Chase's customer service in the Philippines to ask WTF. 43 minutes later, they told me that my tickets needed to be re-issued, which they then did.

    Just holy fucking shit. How did neither the airline nor Chase know that the tickets needed to be re-issued? And why the fuck do I have to have a phone call with an agent rather than text chat like civilized fucking human beings? And why does the phone call take 43 minutes?
    Losing??

    Dodged a nukular bullet on that one, they did.

  5. #46455
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tele 'til You're Smelly View Post
    Latest annoyance- all these ads that have sprung up in the last few months for "full body deodorant"- Axe body spray for adults I guess. Enough with the talk about "butt crack" and "underboob" stank!

    (and yes I realize username checks out)
    That's because Gen Z is too stupid to know that one wipes their ass after shitting and washes there ass while showering.

  6. #46456
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    Didn’t you know it’s gay to wash your butt?

  7. #46457
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIP IN7RO View Post
    That's because Gen Z is too stupid to know that one wipes their ass after shitting and washes there ass while showering.
    those ads aren't targeted at us bro. if they were, they'd be on tik tok and instagram, not tv. thats all you, boomer.
    swing your fucking sword.

  8. #46458
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    those ads aren't targeted at us bro. if they were, they'd be on tik tok and instagram, not tv. thats all you, boomer.
    I have only seen those ads on instagram, TV is all prescription drugs.

    To add: both are targeted at your fucking retarded generation

  9. #46459
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boissal View Post
    ...Just in case I ask if he can tell me who the douchebag Karen is, and he tells me it's confidential...
    Fucking people...
    Prolly all friends of friends bizness.
    Remember that political cow who set the police to raid some wee old lady's house? 'Cos she was co-owner of some local newspaper that was critical.
    Lady passed away from it all.

    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...

  10. #46460
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    ^^^ and well done mang

    ...Remember, those who think Global Warming is Fake, also think that Adam & Eve were Real...

  11. #46461
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIP IN7RO View Post
    To add: both are targeted at your fucking retarded generation
    were you made to feel old by the young nurse in your geriatric unit and now feel the need to denigrate? vibes and kind regards.
    swing your fucking sword.

  12. #46462
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Chase Travel Rewards.

    I had a fuck ton of points and put them towards Europe flights for Mrs. PDX and me. The airline made a minor schedule change (outbound flight leaves 20 minutes later) and unbeknownst to anyone, that requires our tickets to be re-issued. No one told me and I never would have found out except I was unable to specify seats on the airline website, so called Chase's customer service in the Philippines to ask WTF. 43 minutes later, they told me that my tickets needed to be re-issued, which they then did.

    Just holy fucking shit. How did neither the airline nor Chase know that the tickets needed to be re-issued? And why the fuck do I have to have a phone call with an agent rather than text chat like civilized fucking human beings? And why does the phone call take 43 minutes?
    Same shit happened to me. Changed the flight by a few minutes as well probably a month before. I didn't get any sort of notification I needed to do anything I just put the new time down and forgot about it. I show up at the airport for my flight to Chamonix for a ski trip and found out I had no flight. I'm standing at the ticket counter and the agent is now booking me a flight at that moment. Ended up in Berlin instead of Milan where my buddies and rental car were waiting. I still don't understand how a time change cancels a ticket and no notice given.

  13. #46463
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    ^^That is totally fucked.

  14. #46464
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    Quote Originally Posted by SKIP IN7RO View Post
    I have only seen those ads on instagram, TV is all prescription drugs.

    To add: both are targeted at your fucking retarded generation
    Oh, the full body and crotch stank deodorant ads are all over TV. Might be Google slipping that shit in through YouTV..

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