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  1. #23626
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Sitting on the toilet to take a dump and have your pecker touch the bowl. Grosses me out.
    Then the awkward moment when washing said pecker in the sink.
    Damn this water is cold... and deep.

  2. #23627
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Like, for fucking EVER. Or at least 10,000 BJs.
    I will let her know the internet justice mob has spoken and thy will be done.

  3. #23628
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    Sitting on the toilet to take a dump and have your pecker touch the bowl. Grosses me out.
    Then the awkward moment when washing said pecker in the sink.
    Oh man. I hateeee that. I feel like I automatically get the herps with any contact


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  4. #23629
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Note to self: never, under any circumstance, invite 2FUNKY over, ... or subsequently use the washroom anywhere he's been.
    What's a washroom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    What's a washroom?
    The place you rinse your junk obvs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    What's a washroom?
    It's a Canadian restroom...and they say you Americans aren't aware of other cultures.
    Pshaw.
    Maybe it's because you're just to busy washing your dinks in other people's sinks.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  7. #23632
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    Dink in the sink is not a Christmas tradition I’d like to see pick up steam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Dink in the sink is not a Christmas tradition I’d like to see pick up steam.
    It seems so naughty, but it feels so nice?
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

  9. #23634
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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    stye in my eye
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  10. #23635
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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    It's a Canadian restroom...and they say you Americans aren't aware of other cultures.
    Pshaw.
    Maybe it's because you're just to busy washing your dinks in other people's sinks.
    Heh. I was messing with you. I travel to Canada a few times a year. I live 12 minutes south of the Poutine Curtain. I have to pick my daughter up in Montreal at the airport this week because I don't feel like driving to Fredericton to pick her up for UNB Christmas break. My wife and kids are dual citizens. For the record, I only wash my dink in my own sink, and only on special occasions. And the last time I used a washroom at the Trudeau airport I absolutely slayed it.

  11. #23636
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Dink in the sink is not a Christmas tradition I’d like to see pick up steam.
    Don't pick up the stream, eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    And the last time I used a washroom at the Trudeau airport I absolutely slayed it.
    Was it on the third floor?
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    Shit that annoys:

    Stupid ass inflatable holiday decorations.

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    Quote Originally Posted by reckless toboggan View Post
    Was it on the third floor?
    Nope. Is there a third floor? This was on the departures level, main thoroughfare next to the food court across from security. Lots of people came in, exclaimed in a number of languages, or made choking/coughing/gagging noises, and walked out. And that was before I was finished. I feel bad for maintenance. They probably had to take it off the wall to unblock it. That's the last time I eat rotten rhinoceros after a night of drinking. If I had had time and a map I would have happily found the 3rd floor washrooms. It was an urgent matter.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Nope. Is there a third floor?
    The first rule of the third floor bathroom is you don't talk about the third floor bathroom.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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    the first rule of the third floor is don't sit down

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Hot compress.

    Soak a washcloth, wring it out and nuke it for 30 secs. Be careful when handling it right out of the micro - depending on your oven it could be blistering hot.
    KQ to the rescue!

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    KQ to the rescue!
    I've had my share of styes.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    That's the last time I eat rotten rhinoceros after a night of drinking.
    I know you wrote more, but that’s all I really noticed. Sig worthy.

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    He swears off it now, but next time he wakes up hung over and there's a putrid slab of rhino meat just sitting there decomposing I bet he goes for it .

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    a mile in another man's shoes, man

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    We've all been there.

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    Power outages annoy me, especially when I discover that I forgot to order replacement candles for my backup lanterns, and will soon be plunged into darkness. At least my phone has 37% battery left.

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  24. #23649
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    Do you not own a headlamp?

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    Yeah, I have a few, but they’re buried somewhere in the camping kit in the garage. You expect me to go out there in the DARK?

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