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  1. #35751
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    ^^^^^^NOPE^^^^^^
    haha...that's literally what I thought and then I scrolled down and saw your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    haha...that's literally what I thought and then I scrolled down and saw your post.
    True story. I had to replace the pool filter a few years ago. My buddy came over to help me pull the old one and put it in my truck to take to the dump. Wasn’t heavy, just awkward. Friend says I’ll just tip it towards me, you get your hands under and lift…..At the last second, I said let’s just tip the whole thing over, I’m not too keen on sticking my hands down there blind…. ( I was thinking snakes)….Tip it over, and there was a giant BW, web, nest, and around 25 mini BWs running around……I literally ran into the house screaming…..Wife loves to tell that story. Fuck Black Widows.

    Vibes 3s.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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  3. #35753
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Reading comprehension= fail
    What’d I miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    What’d I miss?
    That there are better ways, my man…….
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
    One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
    -BMillsSkier

  5. #35755
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    Shit that annoys you

    Now I really don’t know what you’re referring to at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Now I really don’t know what you’re referring to at all
    Blue shrink wrap. No worries. Wires crossed.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
    One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
    -BMillsSkier

  7. #35757
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    True story. I had to replace the pool filter a few years ago. My buddy came over to help me pull the old one and put it in my truck to take to the dump. Wasn’t heavy, just awkward. Friend says I’ll just tip it towards me, you get your hands under and lift…..At the last second, I said let’s just tip the whole thing over, I’m not too keen on sticking my hands down there blind…. ( I was thinking snakes)….Tip it over, and there was a giant BW, web, nest, and around 25 mini BWs running around……I literally ran into the house screaming…..Wife loves to tell that story. Fuck Black Widows.

    Vibes 3s.
    I once was petting my dog and watched a black widow crawl up her back onto her head.

    I decided not to burn the dog, but I did pull the entire couch outside till I could tear it apart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    I once was petting my dog and watched a black widow crawl up her back onto her head.

    I decided not to burn the dog, but I did pull the entire couch outside till I could tear it apart.
    Good call.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
    One man can only push so many boulders up hills at one time.
    -BMillsSkier

  9. #35759
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  10. #35760
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    Perhaps this has been discussed already, but WTF is the deal with these Disney obsessed adults.
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  11. #35761
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Perhaps this has been discussed already, but WTF is the deal with these Disney obsessed adults.
    I don't, but it's weird. My guess is that Disney has wisely determined that nostalgia is huge right now and has cashed in on an entire generation.

  12. #35762
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    Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

    “Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

    “Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    Does that also apply to the ladies with their female-themed empowerment euphamisms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

    “Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    I'm so unhandy that I feel like a Navy Seal when i swap out a toilet seat, so thanks for the reality check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig View Post
    Does that also apply to the ladies with their female-themed empowerment euphamisms?
    Well I suppose so, but none have done sufficient damage to my psyche to warrant inclusion.

    On the other hand, frequently the pseudo macho examples cited are aimed at the ladies too.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    On the other hand, frequently the pseudo macho examples cited are aimed at the ladies too.
    What. So now you got beef with Rosie the Riveter too?

  17. #35767
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    Fuck no! She’s hot and badass!
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    did you get building permit first?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    did you get building permit first?
    He didn't say wax ring so I think he's good to go.

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    Shit that annoys you

    I’ve been doing a lot of consecutive 12 hour shifts lately. Totally running on autopilot. Today I went in 3 hours early by mistake. I wanted to kick my own ass.
    Last edited by ~mikey b; 10-28-2021 at 08:48 PM.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Yeah upper and lower GI procedures in the morning

    I’m hungry
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Perhaps this has been discussed already, but WTF is the deal with these Disney obsessed adults.
    Tell me about it.

    I have an otherwise normal friend that goes three times a year!

    3 times in my life when the kids were younger was enough for me.

    Next time I go it will be with grandkids, which hopefully is a long way off.


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    One morning my wife packed up our kids, got them into the car and told them they were going to the airport. When they got there told them they were all going to visit their uncle. When they got to socal their uncle told them they were all going to disneyland. When I told that story to someone at work they said "sounds like when my mom left my dad.".

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    So much of Disney is painfully bad, but Soul was pretty great, and Cars* is still outstanding.

    * - The original. The sequels can fuck right off.

  25. #35775
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    Year after year UPS price increases. No wonder Amazon has their own shipping. Now if these monster companies would just pay extra tax towards the road destruction and air pollution they are responsible for that would be great. Will not happen but I'll keep preaching it


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