Shit that annoys you

[Falcon3]

WTF is with all the St Patrick’s Day celebrations this weekend? It’s not til Wednesday, and don’t you dare push it off til next weekend, drink on a weeknight like a fucking adult.

[Falcon3]

Some anti abortion group is getting an envelope full of thick, bushy black hair... brushed out of the sheepdog poodle mix today.

Strange name for your pubes...

[El Chupacabra]

Strange name for your pubes...

His name is Ziggy.

[Ted Striker]

Does he play guitar?

And the pro tip on return addresses is to use someone's you don't like. 2 birds, 1 cup... or something like that.

[MakersTeleMark]

His name is Ziggy.

Do you know the street value of that lawn?

[stealurface831]

I think I'm going to have to pay a lawyer to find out.

we have an expert for that i think

[MontuckyFried]

Do you know the street value of that lawn?

Hahahaha. Nice ref. See: my avatar

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[Core Shot]

You have to admit that it rolls off the tongue better than " You feel like a convertible. On a convertible optioned classic Mustang"

That would be a better line for a lesbian country song

[El Chupacabra]

Does he play guitar?

And the pro tip on return addresses is to use someone's you don't like. 2 birds, 1 cup... or something like that.

Jamming good with Weird and Gilly...

His full name is Ziggy Pawdust.

[old goat]

I'm not putting my address on the envelope.

There's probably come code on the envelope so they know who you are.

[PB]

And those Gates chips were all getting with out vaccines? They program your DNA to make bio-nanobots that are rapidly shed so you can be easily identified wherever you go.

[rideit]

Another grammar one...

People who can’t conjugate, or don’t try.
“Good condition, works perfect”
“It worked perfect”
I think I went over “needs repaired” or “Need gone”.
C’mon, people, try a little harder, mmmk?

[Viva]

I once wrote a very angry letter to an LDS radio station that was drifting and messing up the reception on my favorite radio station. Guess what that accomplished.

Six months later you went on a mission to El Salvador?

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[riser4]

The switch to daylight saving s time. I am behind schedule.

[Timberridge]

What's with you fuckers needing to sit on your ski poles on the lift? Unless you need both hands to smoke a joint, just hold on to them. I watched two dudes trying to ram their poles up their ass for an entire 1/3 of the way up the hill this weekend. Looked uncomfortable.
One dude had the full backcountry kit for lift served skiing. Backpack, shifts, Scarpas, Kincos...the works. Ain't nobody backcountrying it this past Sat here on the EC.

[Viva]

One dude had the full backcountry kit for lift served skiing. Backpack, shifts, Scarpas, Kincos...the works. Ain't nobody backcountrying it this past Sat here on the EC.

GSA?

[Timberridge]

GSA?

Hmmm. The dude did live on the EC at one point till he got fired. Maybe he's back?

[BmillsSkier]

What's with you fuckers needing to sit on your ski poles on the lift? Unless you need both hands to smoke a joint, just hold on to them. I watched two dudes trying to ram their poles up their ass for an entire 1/3 of the way up the hill this weekend. Looked uncomfortable.
One dude had the full backcountry kit for lift served skiing. Backpack, shifts, Scarpas, Kincos...the works. Ain't nobody backcountrying it this past Sat here on the EC.

Did they have opinions on soup?

[Timberridge]

Did they have opinions on soup?

I had Campbell's tomato with cheddar goldfish in it this weekend and it was fabulous. I normally put saltines or oyster crackers in it but this took it to a new level.

[knumbskull]

What's with you fuckers needing to sit on your ski poles on the lift? Unless you need both hands to smoke a joint, just hold on to them. I watched two dudes trying to ram their poles up their ass for an entire 1/3 of the way up the hill this weekend. Looked uncomfortable.

You expect me to hold my poles the whole ride up like you hold your wife's handbag at the department store? I think not.

[Timberridge]

You expect me to hold my poles the whole ride up like you hold your wife's handbag at the department store? I think not.

Who goes to department stores anymore?

[::: :::]

This guy is likely annoyed, as is his former employer

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/25/b...gtype=Homepage

A OK Walker Luxury Autoworks in Peachtree City, Ga., has built Ford Mustangs for the Clint Eastwood film “Trouble With the Curve” and for an attempt at a world record for land speed, according to its website. Now the high-end car repair shop has acquired another rare distinction: It has been accused of paying a former employee in pennies.To be precise, that’s 91,500 pennies, adding up to $915 in wages owed — although Andreas Flaten, who was a manager at A OK Walker until last November, has not counted them to make sure he got every last cent. He said his former employer had left him a glimmering mound of pennies at the end of his driveway on March 12 to punish him for quitting and persistently demanding his final paycheck.

[HappyCamper]

Had my fees paid via a court order once - the defendant delivered a bedpan filled with pennies to my office.

Didn't have the effect on me that I suspect they intended - I enjoyed that they were so bitter actually.

Bedpan made a nice pot for an outdoor plant.

[frorider]

What's with you fuckers needing to sit on your ski poles on the lift?

*Racks brain thinking if I’ve ever seen a good skier NOT put their poles under a thigh on the lift.....Nope*

Holy shit, is Timber a gaper?

[johnnyg82]

This guy is likely annoyed, as is his former employer

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/03/25/b...gtype=Homepage

Can’t happen in Canada anymore, luckily, no more pennies. Got change for a nickel?