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  1. #41676
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    Saint Patrick died today almost two thousand years ago.

    To forgive your sins today. Drinking too much, dipping your wick in dangerous red cooch, and then vomiting and passing out. And wearing green, drinking green, and pissing green.

    Cheers!

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    I bet McSorley's is packed.

    As far as what it means? I only know it's a day when everyone is an Irish person.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  3. #41678
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    It's the day the fish in the Chicago River wake up and wonder what the fuck is going on.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    It's the day the fish in the Chicago River wake up and wonder what the fuck is going on.
    Maybe in addition to the green dye they can add something that will kill any Asian carp in the river.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Did you not get your redhead today?
    I got nothin! Dammit

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Maybe in addition to the green dye they can add something that will kill any Asian carp in the river.
    Shit I hope so. The Great Lakes hold a special place in my heart and that's a story I've been following for years hoping they're able to keep them at bay. Fuckers would destroy the ecosystem if they got in.


    ETA:

    If you find yourself in that most German of American cities today to celebrate the Irish, be sure to stop into Skyline and pick yourself up a 3-way (Greek chili) done green to note the occasion.

    I still call it The Jake.

  7. #41682
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    What in the fresh hell is this?

  8. #41683
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    FT Skyline S.

  9. #41684
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    I love me some Skyline and crave it since it's 700 miles out of reach, but I think that's a bridge to Kentucky too far for me.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Maybe it’s cause I never live in Ohio, waited til I was 39, and was sober to try skyline, but I don’t understand it at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    What in the fresh hell is this?
    I see you've never been to Cincinnati. It's surprisingly delicious.

    [edit: okay, I guess you have, but I agree you don't understand ]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Maybe it’s cause I never live in Ohio, waited til I was 39, and was sober to try skyline, but I don’t understand it at all
    Shitty chili on overcooked spaghetti topped by worthless shredded "cheddar" cheese. What's not to love?

    I guess there's always the resulting diarrhea, but I've never considered that a plus.

    YMMV.

  13. #41688
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    I will grant that Cincinnati must be the city most afflicted by the squirts outside of India.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post

    I guess there's always the resulting diarrhea, but I've never considered that a plus.
    Some people treat their body like a Ferrari and so anytime they get sub-grade fuel in their body it goes all to shit. I try to treat my body like an old farm truck that will lumber along just as fine on grandpas old moonshine stash as 91 octane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Shitty chili on overcooked spaghetti topped by worthless shredded "cheddar" cheese. What's not to love?

    I guess there's always the resulting diarrhea, but I've never considered that a plus.

    YMMV.
    That, my friend, is only the finest Wisconsin cheddar.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Maybe in addition to the green dye they can add something that will kill any Asian carp in the river.
    Well. They did reverse the flow of the Chicago river

    Modern miracle. And shit.
    At least the carp ain’t getting up that way.
    Alewifes and zebra mussels suck.

  17. #41692
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    Did someone say hot redhead alewife?

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    I know, it’s probably a lager
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  18. #41693
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    sigh.... ever know something will go to shit, you tell them/everyone it will go to shit. they say they got..... quit being an asshole hawkgt, you worry too much

    its gone to shit

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmedslc View Post
    HAPPY ST PADDIES DAY

    Is the most fucking annoying thing. People this morning are effusively throwing out celebrations for this silly green “holiday”.

    I shy away from asking them what it actually means to them (fearful of offending anyone on the planet these days) but I can guarantee that 95% of these assholes have no idea what the fuck St. Patrick’s Day is all about anyway. /rant
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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    sigh.... ever know something will go to shit, you tell them/everyone it will go to shit. they say they got..... quit being an asshole hawkgt, you worry too much

    its gone to shit
    Fuck around and find out
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by hawkgt View Post
    sigh.... ever know something will go to shit, you tell them/everyone it will go to shit. they say they got..... quit being an asshole hawkgt, you worry too much

    its gone to shit
    Of course! This will happen more as you get older and wiser. You just gotta let it happen though. It's for their own good.


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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Of course! This will happen more as you get older and wiser. You just gotta let it happen though. It's for their own good.

    This is my MO now. Some people just need to learn on their own and won’t take any advice.
    Also only working part time with this type of organization helps make it palatable
    skid luxury

  23. #41698
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    I have been in Cork for St. Patrick’s before. It was a fairly normal pub night, I got drunk, and got laid.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    I'm in Cork this morning, slightly hungover. It was a fun day for a parade.

    Sent from my SM-S908U using Tapatalk

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    Knowing that one of your kids is 2 months from being done with grad school and has no job prospects and will be moving back home soon is annoying. She doesn't drive either so will be as large a burden as she was in high school. Uggh

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