Shit that annoys you

[MakersTeleMark]

That's gold.

You never PM'd me for the divan recipe.

[Benny Profane]

I don't know.

You probably forgot.

[riser4]

You never PM'd me for the divan recipe.

Fuvk

[Danno]

You probably forgot.

[BmillsSkier]

I don't know.

Did you take the Cooter Preference Test... when you a senior in High School?

[Benny Profane]

Ha, I forgot that one.

[Meadow Skipper]

Ha, I forgot that one.

Gettin’ old, eh?

[Benny Profane]

That and edibles.

[The AD]

Did you take the Cooter Preference Test... when you a senior in High School?

The world needs ditch diggers, too.

[rudy]

Sent a package via USPS, was at the post office the evening of the 6th (paid for shipping at the counter, so package handed directly to a person). Shipped it from Superior, CO (just outside of Boulder). Checked the tracking today, it made it to Denver this afternoon. Two fucking days to go 25 miles? And is not due in Oregon until the 13th. Annoying.

Lies!!!! Superior doesn't have a post office

[Danno]

Lies!!!! Superior doesn't have a post office

not Superior?

[rudy]

Everything on that side of 36 is Louisville

[Danno]

So the post office doesn't know its own address?

[Meadow Skipper]

Overcast skies wrecking plans for full moon skinning.

[Benny Profane]

That's a first world problem.

[babybear]

Ever tried putting a condom on with a tremor? And if you do manage to get it on, with all the shaking, by the time you get it on . . . . (I think you can see where this is going.)

no I havent, that was a visual I didn't need to think of :P
but I think her conclusion was that most are late in life divorcee's or widowers and have not had to use protection in many decades so they were not in touch with the issues.
They also didn't have to worry about pregnancy so were more flippant about protection
But also bet the whole "fuck it I'm old, I'm going for it" comes into play. I certainly does with my 15 yo dog who has eaten my dinner off the coffee table twice in the past month, when he never has ever prior.
I get it

[rudy]

So the post office doesn't know its own address?

Might explain why it takes so long for your shit to reach its final destination... Definitely not Superior

[m2711c]

45 degrees and rising.... time to throw down a thick layer of rock salt on bare road at 20 mph in a 55 with no chance of passing for fucken’ miles.

[El Chupacabra]

45 degrees and rising.... time to throw down a thick layer of rock salt on bare road at 20 mph in a 55 with no chance of passing for fucken’ miles.

That right lane is the passing lane, isn't it?

[m2711c]

nope, just the widest shoulders possible.... anyplace else and it would be a lovely 4 lane highway. would cut my commute significantly if it were, but it ain’t.



and them dotted lines is just a cruel joke. there is never a point in time when there is a break in traffic long enough for you to even think about passing something as slow as a fucking snowplow.

[Supermoon]

nope, just the widest shoulders possible.... anyplace else and it would be a lovely 4 lane highway. would cut my commute significantly if it were, but it ain’t.

If it makes you feel better, there is no evidence that increasing the number of lanes on a road does anything to help traffic congestion long-term. It just encourages more people to drive on it and you end up in the same place you are now, just with twice the idiots to deal with.

[Benny Profane]

45 degrees and rising.... time to throw down a thick layer of rock salt on bare road at 20 mph in a 55 with no chance of passing for fucken’ miles.

Pffftt, if you were a proper Italian driver, no problem.

[Supermoon]

Just heard from our landlord that she’s selling our house less than six months after we moved in. So we either get to find a new place to live (again) or roll the rice with whatever wannabe slum lord buys the place.

[alias_rice]

45 degrees and rising.... time to throw down a thick layer of rock salt on bare road at 20 mph in a 55 with no chance of passing for fucken’ miles.

If that was Cambodia, cars would be 6 abreast with scooters between em.


Though there may not be a plow.

[2FUNKY]

People in 4 wheel drive vehicles in 2 wheel drive when it’s dumping and roads are super slick.
It’s ok dickbag, the rest of us will just wait and watch you spin out slowly barely making it through the stop light.