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  1. #34776
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    You can't configure that for both of them to stop those behaviors? Even my POS 2005 Chevy has options in the menu for the lights/horn upon locking/unlocking. Damn near 2 decades old. Surely Subaru has something like and Chevy hasn't regressed. Check your instruction manuals.
    Subie I can turn the hazards off on unlock, but not the noise. There's a volume setting they can adjust at the dealership, will try on my next service.

    The Chevy does have settings to adjust lights on keyless entry, I'll be checking it when the wife gets home.

    You know what annoys me? People like myself that bitch about problems before they even try to find a solution. Sheesh.

  2. #34777
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    Alright that's it. I've had it with everybody. Can I just kill them all? Ok maybe that's a bit much, how about if I just run them over?

  3. #34778
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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Alright that's it. I've had it with everybody. Can I just kill them all? Ok maybe that's a bit much, how about if I just run them over?
    I want you to kill all the golfers on the course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by total_immortal View Post
    I live on a popular dog walking route. People throw their dog shit in my trashcan all the time (whether it's trash day or not). I don't care because I'd rather it be in there then along my sidewalk. I'd say you're good to go.
    As long as my wheeled bin is out at the street for pickup I'm fine with it. I don't want folks coming up my driveway to put the crap in the can.
    Around here people like to leave the bags next to someone's bear box. I agree that opening someone's bear box to put dog crap in the can is a step too far, but don't leave it for the owner to pick up. Take it with you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Subie I can turn the hazards off on unlock, but not the noise. There's a volume setting they can adjust at the dealership, will try on my next service.

    The Chevy does have settings to adjust lights on keyless entry, I'll be checking it when the wife gets home.

    You know what annoys me? People like myself that bitch about problems before they even try to find a solution. Sheesh.
    I had to have my Outback’s computer flashed at the dealer after the battery died and the window switches wouldn’t open the windows. Apparently that’s the default after the battery dies.

    Genius.

  6. #34781
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I want you to kill all the golfers on the course.
    Those aren't golfers they're hackers and deserve to be run over for not replacing their divots or fixing their ball marks.

  7. #34782
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    As long as it’s not Merde Glace
    Poopcicle


    Lorenc Peter Elfred Freuchen was a 6’7” tall walrus-spearing, peg-legged, anti-Semite-clobbering Danish explorer and badass old-school 1900s explorer who wore a fucking awesome coat made of polar bear fur, rocked a seriously epic beard, rode a dogsled 1,000 kilometers across the Greenland ice cap in the 1910s, killed a wolf with his bare hands, escaped a Nazi death warrant at the height of the Third Reich, amputated his own fucking gangrenous toes with a pair of pliers (and no anesthesia), and starred in a goddamned Oscar-winning movie – which was based on a book that he wrote, and this guy was so over-the-top awesome that he played the fucking villain in a movie that was loosely based around his own autobiography. He was also the fifth person to win the jackpot in the TV game show The $64,000 Question, published thirty books, founded two Adventurer’s Clubs, and his biography is called The Vagrant Viking.

    Need more proof? Check this shit. One time he was caught in a blizzard and ended up being buried alive in an inescapable cocoon of ice so tightly packed around him that he could barely move. After 30 hours trapped in a frosty tomb the size of a large suitcase this behemoth Dane escaped certain death by molding his own shit into a fucking knife and using it to carve through a solid wall of ice, then crawled another three hours back to base camp like something out of The Revenant meets Everest meets goddamn Shawshank Redemption.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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  8. #34783
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    You might want to break the Prozacs in half.
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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  9. #34784
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    try as i may, my poop has yet to achieve a hardened blade like consistency……






    much to my chagrin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    try as i may, my poop has yet to achieve a hardened blade like consistency……






    much to my chagrin.
    Yeah. The poop blade story always reeked of exaggeration. And reeked.

    But I read two of Peter Freuchin’s books a few years ago.
    Highly recommended

    Interesting dude. After years of living with Inuit. Somehow his last wife was a New York fashionista.

    https://www.badassoftheweek.com/freuchen
    Last edited by Core Shot; 07-21-2021 at 02:06 AM.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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  11. #34786
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I want you to kill all the golfers on the course.
    Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

  12. #34787
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    You might want to break the Prozacs in half.
    Heh.

  13. #34788
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    When my browser refreshes when I revisit a tab. I just want to pick up where I left off instead it reloads. That annoys me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by xyz View Post
    When my browser refreshes when I revisit a tab. I just want to pick up where I left off instead it reloads. That annoys me.
    yes. also...

    - depending on the browser it may actually be loading the cache {i.e. where you left off). still, why does it even need to do that?

    - haven't checked but I'll bet there are browser extensions (or tweaks in FF) that let you control this.

  15. #34790
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Subie I can turn the hazards off on unlock, but not the noise. There's a volume setting they can adjust at the dealership, will try on my next service.

    The Chevy does have settings to adjust lights on keyless entry, I'll be checking it when the wife gets home.

    You know what annoys me? People like myself that bitch about problems before they even try to find a solution. Sheesh.
    Want to stop the seat belt ding in a Subaru?

    Insert and release the drivers side seatbelt 20 times in 10 seconds iirc. That turns it off permanently. 3 times in 5 seconds to stop it temporarily.
    Quote Originally Posted by jlboyell View Post
    Climate change deniers should be in the same boat as the flat earthers, ridiculed for stupidity.

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    Yo, tweaker.

  17. #34792
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    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg82 View Post
    Want to stop the seat belt ding in a Subaru?

    Insert and release the drivers side seatbelt 20 times in 10 seconds iirc. That turns it off permanently. 3 times in 5 seconds to stop it temporarily.
    Wish I knew that 11 years ago.

  18. #34793
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    Love it, another doa from an accident that wasn't really that bad.
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Shit that annoys you

    I wrangled myself a nice four day weekend of doing absolutely nothing. Cleared my calendar, finished most of my house projects, everything. Then my in-laws just invited themselves over for five days. Fuck. Now I have to schedule a bunch of shit to get out of the house

  20. #34795
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    Anyone who is triggered* by a Suby's seat belt reminder is maybe wound a little tight? Now the wiper fluid warning bell and light that go on and off repeatedly while you're driving as the fluid gets low and sloshes around in the reservoir--that is unacceptable. What's wrong with figuring out you're out of wiper fluid when nothing comes out when you try to spray?

    *Yes, I know what I said about "triggered". So what?

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    Bob costas

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Bob costas
    With or without conjunctivitis?

    Quote Originally Posted by johnnyg82 View Post
    Want to stop the seat belt ding in a Subaru?

    Insert and release the drivers side seatbelt 20 times in 10 seconds iirc. That turns it off permanently. 3 times in 5 seconds to stop it temporarily.
    Curse your Subaru sorcery! That's pretty interesting. Of course, the only way I can test it is to drive around without a seat belt...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    With or without conjunctivitis?



    Curse your Subaru sorcery! That's pretty interesting. Of course, the only way I can test it is to drive around without a seat belt...
    Or just put something heavy in the front passenger seat. Groceries may do it.
    Quote Originally Posted by jlboyell View Post
    Climate change deniers should be in the same boat as the flat earthers, ridiculed for stupidity.

  24. #34799
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    This supply disruption BS is getting out of hand. Shit's gonna get real when the cupboard is bare and the kitties come calling.

    From Chewy just now:

    Your order has been canceled because the items you ordered are temporarily out of stock:

    Blue Buffalo Wilderness Weight Control Chicken Recipe Grain-Free Dry Cat Food, 11-lb bag
    Nutro Perfect Portions Grain-Free Salmon & Tuna Paté Recipe Cat Food Trays, 2.6-oz, case of 24 twin-packs
    Nutro Perfect Portions Grain-Free Chicken & Liver Paté Recipe Cat Food Trays, 2.6-oz, case of 24
    Nutro Perfect Portions Grain-Free Chicken & Shrimp Paté Recipe Cat Food Trays, 2.6-oz, case of 24 twin-packs
    Blue Buffalo Wilderness Chicken Recipe Grain-Free Dry Cat Food, 12-lb bag
    sWheat Scoop Multi-Cat Unscented Natural Clumping Wheat Cat Litter, 25-lb bag
    Crave Turkey Pate Grain-Free Cat Food Trays, 2.6-oz, case of 24 twin-packs
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Temporarily ........ yeah, sure.
    PETCO's had empty shelves for over a year.

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