Shit that annoys you

[skaredshtles]

Women under 30 don't take invitations to meet me.


Just that they be straightforward about it.

Well - that's THEIR loss.

[Caucasian Asian]

Point taken. Just wish that they be straightforward about it. I haven't dated in years, so I'm...delicate.

When I was newly single, I wanted my friends to introduce me to their friends.

They didn’t.


Sent from inside the house

[Vt-Freeheel]

Flying United BTV>EWR 1 way tomorrow morning to pick up a car I bought and drive home. Can't check in online because I am not checking a bag. They want to make sure I am not trying to sneak a piece of luggage on board. Fuck You!

[JongDoe]

They key is how cold it gets outside during the day. If it's a sunny spring fest out there, then it's usually a simple operation to drain the lizard.

But if it's hovering around zero (before the wind chill) then I've I got to thread through a lot more layers before I'm able to pull the schlong out and release.
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Don't forget the shrinkage factor also plays a role.
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj_A7OZz8TI

[reckless toboggan]

When I was newly single, I wanted my friends to introduce me to their friends.

They didn’t.


Sent from inside the house

Dying here. Lol.

[Meadow Skipper]

They key is how cold it gets outside during the day. If it's a sunny spring fest out there, then it's usually a simple operation to drain the lizard.

But if it's hovering around zero (before the wind chill) then I've I got to thread through a lot more layers before I'm able to pull the schlong out and release.

Don't forget the shrinkage factor also plays a role.

When I lived in Fairbanks, it was called ‘arctic madness’ - you’re outside, been drinking coffee or beer, it’s 40 below, you got three inches of clothes and only two inches of dick.

[iceman]

I'm...delicate.

Well that's not news.

[old goat]

They key is how cold it gets outside during the day. If it's a sunny spring fest out there, then it's usually a simple operation to drain the lizard.

But if it's hovering around zero (before the wind chill) then I've I got to thread through a lot more layers before I'm able to pull the schlong out and release.

And we are talking about a legit powder day, then it's a rush to finish and get back to making turns. That can be one hell of a way to annoy yourself on a powder day, with no choice but to suffer in silence or else face the ridicule of the ski group.

When you have that many layers that kind of squeeze your dick and you piss and you think you're done but when you put it back in your pants piss runs down your leg.

[plugboots]

[The AD]

When you have that many layers that kind of squeeze your dick and you piss and you think you're done but when you put it back in your pants piss runs down your leg.

Totally.

[happytimefunbox]

Inept management

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[riser4]

Flying United BTV>EWR 1 way tomorrow morning to pick up a car I bought and drive home. Can't check in online because I am not checking a bag. They want to make sure I am not trying to sneak a piece of luggage on board. Fuck You!

You had me at BTV and EWR. They both suck on their own. Add the two together and you have infinite suckage. At least you are not transferring in EWR. That is awful because of having to switch terminals on a bus. I have missed multiple connections there.

[riser4]

When you have that many layers that kind of squeeze your dick and you piss and you think you're done but when you put it back in your pants piss runs down your leg.

That I can relate to. Incentive to wash the ski gear more often than once a season...

[old goat]

You had me at BTV and EWR. They both suck on their own. Add the two together and you have infinite suckage. At least you are not transferring in EWR. That is awful because of having to switch terminals on a bus. I have missed multiple connections there.

Airport codes that bear little resemblance to the cities they're in annoy me.

[spanky]

Airport codes that bear little resemblance to the cities they're in annoy me.

Ha. At least both of those airport codes use letters that are in the city name. How about YYZ?

[old goat]

Ha. At least both of those airport codes use letters that are in the city name. How about YYZ?

Made me look!

[rideit]

Ha. At least both of those airport codes use letters that are in the city name. How about YYZ?

Be good for Toronto, eh?

[m2711c]

[plugboots]

zola’s either cold or food.

Probably.
Although last year two poodles were found across Rt. 20 and up a hill after about five days in the same weather... so with a little luck they can survive.

[Ted Striker]

Canadian airports start with CY so you only have to know the last two letters. It's my understanding that the letters correspond to whatever was originally at that location, i.e. a small town, or a train, telegraph, or weather station.

American airports start with K or P. The last three letters are usually from the city name or the name of the actual airfield (often a person's name). Some examples of the latter are JFK (obvious), OGG (Kahului/Maui - a guy named Hogg was one of the original Hawaiian Airlines pilots), and GEG (Spokane - Geiger Field).

Sometimes the letters are rearranged to avoid confusion with other airports, like Dulles is IAD (International Airport Dulles) to avoid confusion with DCA about 25 miles away.

Where it actually gets confusing is when the IATA (what you see) and the ICAO (official) codes are different, like LHR/EGLL or MBJ/MKJS.

[booner]

Did some scouting on team we're up against this weekend in hockey tourney.

There's a kid with 127 goals in 24 games.

Oh boy. Guarantee the monster D man I have tries to end this kid's career if he showboats

[riser4]

Made me look!

Canadian ones are huge offenders.

YMQ
YFC
YOW

At least they have at least two letters from the name.

[riser4]

Airport codes that bear little resemblance to the cities they're in annoy me.

BTV is an easy one. Come on man. Burlington, VT.

[Ted Striker]

^^^ and BUR is Burbank CA.

[old goat]

BTV is an easy one. Come on man. Burlington, VT.

I didn't realize Burlington was even big enough to have a bus stop.