Shit that annoys you

[IVplay]

Some think of it as being trolled, while some think of it as mindless entertainment. DD and Asswipe are both entertaining, although DD has a hudge edge on the latter.

I remember when AKPM was but a young lad. Occasionally a little off, but he brought the stoke and the funnies, particularly his adventures with females. Asswipe brings ?????



I agree

What do you bring?

[spook]

the same witty observations that made his wife leave.

[IVplay]

the same witty observations that made his wife leave.

Hahahahaha

Teleboob want some ointment cuz you just got burned.

[TBS]

What do you bring?

The Friends of the Utah, Northwest, Central Oregon, Wallowa, Payette & Colorado Avalanche Centers, Friends of Berthoud Pass, and the avalanche education instructors on this board can provide examples. And the occasional TR.

But enough about me. What do you bring, besides more carbon emissions?

the same witty observations that made his wife leave.

Funny thing - today is our 30th wedding anniversary.

How long have you had your mail order bride? How many times has she tried to escape?

BTW, I know you had a bad experience in Boy Scouts, but they want to provide this memento of your time in BSA

Hahahahaha

Teleboob want some ointment cuz you just got burned.

Yea, I got burned by one of the top five stokeless douchebags on this board.

[IVplay]

The Friends of the Utah, Northwest, Central Oregon, Wallowa, Payette & Colorado Avalanche Centers, Friends of Berthoud Pass, and the avalanche education instructors on this board can provide examples. And the occasional TR.

But enough about me. What do you bring, besides more carbon emissions?



Funny thing - today is our 30th wedding anniversary.

How long have you had your mail order bride? How many times has she tried to escape?

BTW, I know you had a bad experience in Boy Scouts, but they want to provide this memento of your time in BSA





Yea, I got burned by one of the top five stokeless douchebags on this board.

Hey, the zap guy is my thing.

Anyways I'm done with the pissing match, it's pointless. I will now devote to rest of my life to learning how to throw the knuckle ball.

[TBS]

^^^not agile or tough enough for your national sport, eh?

[systemoverblow'd]

Assholes that post NSFW shit in threads not labeled NSFW.

[jahoney]

^^ why would you look at porn while at work??

[spook]

he still mad about the dick-tatted titties

[Chainsaw_Willie]

My goddamned office-mate won't shut. the. fuck. up.

He makes these random unintelligible noises or he just starts blathering about shit no one cares about, like the fact he's going to have cereal for lunch, and then proceeds to read the fiber content off the box. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

Unlike most days, I'm actually busy today and need to get some shit done. I don't need this joker telling me for the 20th time how his 4 year old kid likes vegetables or how his fucking crockpot has been working for 10 years, or making these strange unintelligible outbursts while he eats his fucking high fiber cereal like it's the most incredible thing he's ever tasted, or when he finishes shoveling shit into his face declaring "I'm still hungry."

I hate sharing an office.

Thanks for listening, now back to your regularly scheduled TGR.

[MMP]

guy at gym that reeks like cigarettes. I wont do burpees in the bar, you refrain from hot-boxing the car with Camels before you workout

[snow_slider]

I have WAY too many pet peeves or so I'm told. Let's see...

1. People who use the last of the toilet paper and fail to put a new roll on the hanger.
2. People who do put a new roll on, but put it on in such a way that it feeds from the back, not from the top/front.
3. People who drive past a shit-ton of signs for the toll booth, but fail to get money out till they come to an agonizingly slow stop, then fumble around for several minutes to find the right amount of change.
4. People who stand up in the cube next to yours to have loud phone conversations. SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
5. People who microwave rotten-ass smelling fish in the work kitchen, thus making the entire floor smell like shit rolled in burning hair.
6. The Pandora gadget on my desktop pisses me off cause it cuts off the end of songs. Drives me nuts, but I'm too fucking lazy to do anything about it.
7. Douchebags on multi-use trails who listen to their music so loud through headphones that they can't hear you yell "On your left!" then are all startled when you pass them.
8. Wheel suckers who don't pull....ever.

I have PLENTY more. Wow, maybe I have become a curmudgeon.

[systemoverblow'd]

People that walk across the office and interrupt my work to ask me something stupid like what the keyboard shortcut is to make a subclip in FCP when they quickly could have either googled it or looked in modify menu. Then continue to waste my time telling me why they want to know like I give a fuck. It's a subclip and I don't care.

[spook]

maybe they're turned on by almost six figures and earlobe assholes and want to bone you, madvres

[HankScorpio]

I'm at a ski parking lot cook out recently when a younger guy I've met a couple times comes up and says hi. Instead actually having a conversation with me he gives me his business card and starts trying to sell me a car. He starts the cliche, sleazy car salesman talk while I'm baked and drinking a beer. To make it worst he was schlepping Kias.

Don't lay any sales pitch on me when I just want to relax and drink beers on a Saturday, it's rude and real sleazy.

[powski3]

People that read every Boston update out loud at their cubicle all day long. Like I don't have the internet at my desk too.

[the Cock]

Nothing. Anymore.

[Alaskan Rover]

hundred.dollar rice cookers

[Chainsaw_Willie]

You in the market for a Kia bobby?

[Parvo]

I'm at a conference so I'll focus on annoying things at conferences.
First, I work in an industry where my peers and colleagues are 90% female, so not hooking up the first night of the conf is annoying. At last weeks conference in A$$pen I didn't hook up until the last night at the farewell party. Guess I'm getting rusty.

Second, the climate controls in convention centers are always set to Arctic. I'm in AZ and need to wear a shawl at these sessions.

Third, who the fuck decided the uniform for the few men in the travel industry is jeans and sports coat over polo shirt, with frat boy shoes and spikey hair? It's a very silly look.

Finally, smokers who have to puff at each break then sit near you and reek throughout a 2 hour session.

[wooley12]

Got my best client ever in the smoking court.

[The AD]

People who come to a dead stop before driving over a speed bump.

[IVplay]

People who come to a dead stop before driving over a speed bump.

So when does your jeopardy episode air again?

[IVplay]

Teachers annoy me.

[IVplay]

When your team has a bball playoff game and you can't throw a skittle in the ocean.