Shit that annoys you

**AK47bp** · 04-01-2013, 08:37 PM

Doesn't it depend on who it is? Some douche maybe 3 steps, a little hottie in a tight pantsuit that does that brazil butt workout (probly best infomercial ever made by man) with some cleavage blossoming from her low cut top, 14 - 27 steps.

**raisingarizona13** · 04-01-2013, 09:33 PM

The Disney Channel

**raisingarizona13** · 04-01-2013, 09:35 PM

Hummers, the car not an advanced bj

**guroo270** · 04-01-2013, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by skiballs

No shit, going to an Alanis Morisette concert is fucking annoying to begin with.

She was actually opening for some other band that I'm sure has mad an appearance on one of those Now! Albums. Lead singers name is Rob something or other. Anyway, I've done more annoying things for some ass, although that definitely ranks very high on the list.

**IVplay** · 04-01-2013, 10:20 PM

I hate people who poke the t.v screens on the back of your chairs on airplanes really hard. Like I know your there. She was fat too.

Also fat chicks in two pieces make me want to cut my eyes out. Saw too many of them in Florida. Was real mad when one of them eclipsed some hot girl.

**Chainsaw_Willie** · 04-02-2013, 01:46 AM

My officemate and his appending "you know" to every. goddamned. sentence. you know?

He makes a statement of fact that amongst ordinary people would require no response then follows it up with "you know?" Not only that, but the shit he tells me about is the most pointless and boring crap. "I had eggs for breakfast this morning, they sure were good. You know?"

"My son has a doctor's appointment this afternoon..... <wait for it, he often pauses several seconds>.... You know?"

I do now. Thanks for telling me.

**guroo270** · 04-02-2013, 06:38 AM

I was looking for this video of a dude being interviewed who said, "Nahhh mean?" over and over. Oh well.

**systemoverblow'd** · 04-02-2013, 06:51 AM

Bluetooth ear things. Fucking obnoxious.

**flyandski365** · 04-02-2013, 07:21 AM

Having two phones. Is it really reasonable for you to provide me with a smartphone with unlimited everything and expect me to pay for my own personal phone and then lug two phones around? "Business only". Horseshit, why would anyone do that?

Yeah yeah first world problems.

**Name Redacted** · 04-02-2013, 07:47 AM

Gaper Day

**AK47bp** · 04-02-2013, 08:42 AM

Originally Posted by flyandski365

Having two phones. Is it really reasonable for you to provide me with a smartphone with unlimited everything and expect me to pay for my own personal phone and then lug two phones around? "Business only". Horseshit, why would anyone do that?

Yeah yeah first world problems.

1 word.

Porn

**flyandski365** · 04-02-2013, 09:27 AM

Meh, that's what computers are for.

**IVplay** · 04-02-2013, 01:59 PM

Originally Posted by flyandski365

Meh, that's what computers are for.

I thought those were for wasting time on tgr.

**bendtheski** · 04-02-2013, 04:10 PM

People who say "My Friend" when they really mean "Go Fuck Yourself".

"I was just about to get that my friend".
No, you weren't, and I'm tired of carrying your dead ass.

**guroo270** · 04-02-2013, 04:27 PM

Out here they say, "You have a blessed day."

**Mazderati** · 04-02-2013, 05:17 PM

In the South it's "Bless your heart."

**bendtheski** · 04-02-2013, 06:01 PM

"Good For You" is my personal fave.

**concretejungle** · 04-02-2013, 06:09 PM

Originally Posted by bendtheski

"Good For You" is my personal fave.

I've been going with "solid effort" at work lately. It usually takes just long enough before they remember they've failed at the task.

**systemoverblow'd** · 04-02-2013, 06:34 PM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

I've been going with "solid effort" at work lately. It usually takes just long enough before they remember they've failed at the task.

**The AD** · 04-02-2013, 10:19 PM

This one is not so much annoying as just kind of strange. Have you ever noticed some people stop for a couple seconds before getting on an escalator to get the timing right? I'm not talking about old, feeble people. I'm talking about people who seem perfectly normal. You should not need to pause to get on an escalator.

**MakersTeleMark** · 04-02-2013, 11:34 PM

People who don't walk up the steps on escalators. It's a turbo, not an e ticket ride.

**MTT** · 04-03-2013, 01:24 AM

RU funking kidding me?

Yes this annoys me

And Ohh People who litter in other peoples town or community.

The shit stains who pull into Verdi on the Way back to Cali have been especially shitty of late in this regard

**Chainsaw_Willie** · 04-03-2013, 10:08 AM

Originally Posted by MTT

...

And Ohh People who litter in other peoples town or community.

...

So people who litter in their own community are okay?

i love the people who empty all the garbage out of their car into the parking lot. Sure, just dump that overflowing ashtray on the ground along with all the old fast food bags. No one will notice or mind... My only solace is that people who smoke like chimneys, eat processed garbage, and leave it all in the parking lot will, for the most part, live short lives and suffer prolonged, miserable ends.