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  1. #35751
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fofo View Post
    I haven't decided if this annoys me or amuses me, but it definitely makes me roll my eyes at work when someone sends and email saying something like "we'll send two(2) samples."

    Oh, thank you for the clarification! I was really confused when you said "two" and I was wondering if it could be 1 or 3!

    I understand the need for this in certain situations, but for your everyday emails, I find it odd.
    I always found that weird, I see it all the time. Is there something confusing about the english language? If so, why not just use the number, why use both?

    Neither annoying nor amusing, just weird, to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Sheet metal: don’t want it scratched…don’t want to pick off plastic 🤷🏽
    Reading comprehension= fail
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
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  3. #35753
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fofo View Post
    I haven't decided if this annoys me or amuses me, but it definitely makes me roll my eyes at work when someone sends and email saying something like "we'll send two(2) samples."
    So I'm getting 4? Awesome!

  4. #35754
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    Four (4) of what exactly?
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
    -Ottime
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  5. #35755
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    Man, this ones a little dark, but dead bodies hanging in trees as Halloween decorations annoys me. I happen to know that there are quite a few people in my community that probably have some PTSD over that. What an odd thing for amusement.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Four (4) of what exactly?
    So is that 16 or 8 or 256?
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by zion zig zag View Post
    Man, this ones a little dark, but dead bodies hanging in trees as Halloween decorations annoys me. I happen to know that there are quite a few people in my community that probably have some PTSD over that. What an odd thing for amusement.
    They should’ve gotten the jab

  8. #35758
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    So I'm getting 4? Awesome!
    That's how I read it if I remember my middle school math correctly--the parenthesis means multiply, so two(2)=2 x 2 = 4

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    Fuck
    There are so many black widows right now
    Killed 6 in a week

  10. #35760
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    ^^^^^^NOPE^^^^^^
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    ^^^^^^NOPE^^^^^^
    haha...that's literally what I thought and then I scrolled down and saw your post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    haha...that's literally what I thought and then I scrolled down and saw your post.
    True story. I had to replace the pool filter a few years ago. My buddy came over to help me pull the old one and put it in my truck to take to the dump. Wasn’t heavy, just awkward. Friend says I’ll just tip it towards me, you get your hands under and lift…..At the last second, I said let’s just tip the whole thing over, I’m not too keen on sticking my hands down there blind…. ( I was thinking snakes)….Tip it over, and there was a giant BW, web, nest, and around 25 mini BWs running around……I literally ran into the house screaming…..Wife loves to tell that story. Fuck Black Widows.

    Vibes 3s.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    Reading comprehension= fail
    What’d I miss?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    What’d I miss?
    That there are better ways, my man…….
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Shit that annoys you

    Now I really don’t know what you’re referring to at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Now I really don’t know what you’re referring to at all
    Blue shrink wrap. No worries. Wires crossed.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by seano732 View Post
    True story. I had to replace the pool filter a few years ago. My buddy came over to help me pull the old one and put it in my truck to take to the dump. Wasn’t heavy, just awkward. Friend says I’ll just tip it towards me, you get your hands under and lift…..At the last second, I said let’s just tip the whole thing over, I’m not too keen on sticking my hands down there blind…. ( I was thinking snakes)….Tip it over, and there was a giant BW, web, nest, and around 25 mini BWs running around……I literally ran into the house screaming…..Wife loves to tell that story. Fuck Black Widows.

    Vibes 3s.
    I once was petting my dog and watched a black widow crawl up her back onto her head.

    I decided not to burn the dog, but I did pull the entire couch outside till I could tear it apart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    I once was petting my dog and watched a black widow crawl up her back onto her head.

    I decided not to burn the dog, but I did pull the entire couch outside till I could tear it apart.
    Good call.
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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    Perhaps this has been discussed already, but WTF is the deal with these Disney obsessed adults.
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Perhaps this has been discussed already, but WTF is the deal with these Disney obsessed adults.
    I don't, but it's weird. My guess is that Disney has wisely determined that nostalgia is huge right now and has cashed in on an entire generation.

  22. #35772
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    Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

    “Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

    “Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    Does that also apply to the ladies with their female-themed empowerment euphamisms?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Pseudo macho cliches annoy the ass off of me.

    “Let’s do this!” Or “You got this!” Etc.

    Fucking Home Depot and there ilk wants to convince you you’re as badass as Navy Seal if you “man up” and swap out a toilet seat.
    I'm so unhandy that I feel like a Navy Seal when i swap out a toilet seat, so thanks for the reality check.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobcat Sig View Post
    Does that also apply to the ladies with their female-themed empowerment euphamisms?
    Well I suppose so, but none have done sufficient damage to my psyche to warrant inclusion.

    On the other hand, frequently the pseudo macho examples cited are aimed at the ladies too.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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