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  1. #33251
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I guess they have to call the cops to bust down the door.)
    Because firefighters can't break doors? (the term is 'force entry,' and we're experts.)

  2. #33252
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    I've been waiting over 3 months for an evaporator for a Viking Fridge, this is really starting to annoy the fuck out of me.

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    wait .... I thought you were Swedish, not Norwegian.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Have an employee who was butthurt over their raise. Thought they were worth more. I didn’t really agree, but spent time over the weekend mapping out a plan and some goals and a mid-year review that could be used to help him achieve his salary goals. Not just bullshit... he wanted to get paid for a job he wasn’t really doing yet, and these were things he’d need to learn and accomplish before he would be able to do that.

    Told him I wanted to touch base on it, how about 1pm? He said no, he had somebody coming over for lunch. How about 1:15?

    Sure, I say, call me when you’re free.

    At 1:35: sorry, lunch took longer than I thought it would.
    focus.

  5. #33255
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    wait .... I thought you were Swedish, not Norwegian.
    Shit, maybe that's the problem. I knew I shoulda bought a SAAB fridge.

  6. #33256
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    Sales training

    Hours...and hours...and hours of sales training. The same exact sales training we've all had previously one way or another

    Fuck off with this crap
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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  7. #33257
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    I was a salesman for a while. Man did I suck at it. Great at customer service, fucking horrendous at sales. But if you need any tips on filling out fake lead sheets and prospect reports ping me.

  8. #33258
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    Was this at the 2 Betties sales office ice?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  9. #33259
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Have an employee who was butthurt over their raise. Thought they were worth more. I didn’t really agree, but spent time over the weekend mapping out a plan and some goals and a mid-year review that could be used to help him achieve his salary goals. Not just bullshit... he wanted to get paid for a job he wasn’t really doing yet, and these were things he’d need to learn and accomplish before he would be able to do that.

    Told him I wanted to touch base on it, how about 1pm? He said no, he had somebody coming over for lunch. How about 1:15?

    Sure, I say, call me when you’re free.

    At 1:35: sorry, lunch took longer than I thought it would.
    That mid-year review feedback is writing itself on day 1 it seems...
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    wait .... I thought you were Swedish, not Norwegian.
    Will you guys please Finnish with this digression?
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  11. #33261
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Sales training

    Hours...and hours...and hours of sales training. The same exact sales training we've all had previously one way or another

    Fuck off with this crap
    Always
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  12. #33262
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Sales training

    Hours...and hours...and hours of sales training. The same exact sales training we've all had previously one way or another

    Fuck off with this crap
    Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.

  13. #33263
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
    APPROVED!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Always
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    Closing
    Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Always
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  16. #33266
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me.
    Bob...you were there
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    I like the stones but what in the actual fuck is a “hillbow” and did he admonish the backup singers when they were too intelligible? “Vue caint fay it rike vat er vuh fuckin vans gonna wunderstand wut in veee fuck verse sayin!!! Say I rike vis: hillbow!! Hillbow!! Right, vats it!!! Here, try just a few more fucking marbles in your fucking mouth it works for me!”


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    Shit That Annoys Me

    My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

    If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

    I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Good to know that with all the experts we've lost over the last few years we still have a truck loading expert. snip
    I've only been here for 4 months, my shipping expertise doesn't qualify yet I've heard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hopeless Sinner View Post
    I've only been here for 4 months, my shipping expertise doesn't qualify yet I've heard.
    It might if you post pictures of your sister's tits.........
    What we have here is an intelligence failure. You may be familiar with staring directly at that when shaving. .
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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    Shit That Annoys Me

    My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

    If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

    I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.


    Sorry. That was mean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    Shit That Annoys Me

    My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

    If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

    I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.
    Ahhh, the Devil’s Trifecta, I know your pain all too well.


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    Quote Originally Posted by easyrdr View Post
    Shit That Annoys Me

    My wife and two teenage girls all on the same cycle.

    If we could balance that shit out and all take turns then I have at least one or two level headed people in the house at a time.

    I think I'm better off taking the 5 year old boy for a week long trip once a month than live in this bullshit. Doesn't matter what I do it is always wrong. Today I got in trouble for doing the dishes at the wrong time, apparently there is a time to do the dishes and it isn't when another human is in the kitchen. Then the 16 year old just starts crying for no apparent reason that I can find, then I'm mean because I don't have the right reaction to said crying. It will be a miracle if I survive these next few years.
    If you think you're in trouble now, wait until they find out that you're complaining about it on the internet. The womens love that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    If you think you're in trouble now, wait until they find out that you're complaining about it on the internet. The womens love that.
    Wait, I thought this was my safe place, this is my safe place right. Oh shit, between this and the I love my wife thread I am fucked.

  25. #33275
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    I assume my girlfriend and ex wife will never read what I post, but still try to post as if they will.

    What I have a harder time reconciling is my kids reading TGR and all the shit I’ve thrown up here.
    focus.

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