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  1. #25101
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    Shit that annoys you

    I've never peed through the peehole of a baselayer in my life. Not even when using the toilet

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    Schrodinger’s Annoyance:
    Our cat has taken to pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower.
    That’s annoying.
    But what is not annoying is the fact that he chooses to only do this in relatively easy to clean places, and not on the pillows or somewhere worse.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Schrodinger’s Annoyance:
    Our cat has taken to pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower.
    That’s annoying.
    But what is not annoying is the fact that he chooses to only do this in relatively easy to clean places, and not on the pillows or somewhere worse.
    That you know of.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Schrodinger’s Annoyance:
    Our cat has taken to pissing in the sink and shitting in the shower.
    That’s annoying.
    But what is not annoying is the fact that he chooses to only do this in relatively easy to clean places, and not on the pillows or somewhere worse.
    Look at the positive side... You’re close to getting him to go on the toilet!
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

  5. #25105
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    Hell I piss in the sink half the time, call that part a win.

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    I piss in the clothes hamper and throw my shirt in the toilet. At least I didn't step in the bowl of Cheerios.

  7. #25107
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Hell I piss in the sink half the time, call that part a win.
    There is something about the ol beanbag on cool porcelain

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    Have you seen a one armed man around here?

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    will you warn me which sink if we’re still invited over?
    Right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFugitive View Post
    There is something about the ol beanbag on cool porcelain

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    I have short legs so it's not just a fleeting touch for me.

  10. #25110
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    Next time I want to bitch and moan about relationship woes, I'm just going to write myself a letter.

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    I hate it when strangers tap on my shoulder to get my attention or use their hands to move me out of their way in the supermarket aisle. WTF? For me this is an act of aggression. Why? Why would I touch someone I don't know? Is private space an outdated concept?

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Next time I want to bitch and moan about relationship woes, I'm just going to write myself a letter.
    If you get bad advice and it doesn't work out, you have no one to blame but yourself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

    It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

    WTF.
    wrong thread? https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...cer-quot-stuff

    seriously, that is bizarre
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

    It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

    WTF.
    That's amazing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

    It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

    WTF.
    And THAT'S when you pull this maneuver. See the first pic in this post from grinch: -NSFW- https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...68#post5609668 -NSFW-
    Muahaha. That mom deserves to get knocked down an Insta-peg or two.

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    you should label that as a link to a NSFW thread.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  17. #25117
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

    It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

    WTF.
    FK that noise. Teaching my 5 year old a new move. " Face to cake." face first cake dive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    you should label that as a link to a NSFW thread.
    Woops! Sorry bout that. Thought the NSFW right there in the link itself was enough but looks like it gets abbreviated. Edited.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gloriawilloughby View Post
    I hate it when strangers tap on my shoulder to get my attention or use their hands to move me out of their way in the supermarket aisle. WTF? For me this is an act of aggression. Why? Why would I touch someone I don't know? Is private space an outdated concept?
    The words "excuse me" were evidently not taught to GenX from what I can tell. The 60+ crowd just runs into me with their cart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by char_ View Post
    The 60+ crowd just runs into me with their cart.
    That's because by the time you reach 60+ you've had just about enough of other people. Now GET OFF MY LAWN!
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    A high of 19 degrees in March.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    I need that one and another that says, “I paid to hear the band, not some out of tune drunk trying to sing in my ear.”
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neufox47 View Post
    People who get to the pre-check X-ray and decide now is a good time to organize and combine all their shit. You just stood in line to get your ID checked. Everything but your ID and ticket should now be in your bags. I’ve taken to just walking past them and tossing my bag on the belt in front of them. You are in precheck, that means you’ve done this before. Try acting like it isn’t your first airplane ride.

    Actually pretty much everyone who needlessly delays me while traveling annoys me now. I need to quit flying so much.
    Sat at the bar in SLC airport Friday and listened to 2 very important people taking very loudly on their phones with their computers open on the bar. One guy was 7 stools away and I could hear him clearly. The other was a woman wearing shades, who ate while speaking, and was just really impressed with herself. I drank 3 White Russians. It helped a little.


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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchgreenchile View Post
    I took my kid to a party where she couldn't eat the birthday cake.

    It was a super impressive cake, but noooooo, that cake isn't for eating. It's for candles & Instagram! Us peasants got cookies and mini cupcakes.

    WTF.
    My kid went to a party once where the birthday girl's mom was a chef. One of her pastry chef friends made gorgeous triple tier wedding style cake for her. Many pictures were taken. The kids got to eat it though. (Parents too.)

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