Shit that annoys you

[jon gaper]

My goddamn fuck in whore bitch neighbour fucking annoys me. Useless selfish jealous fucking bitch can fuck right off. /endrant

Grape-ape?

[2FUNKY]

Grape-ape?

Bwaaaaaaaa!

[riser4]

People who leave their trash in your car, whether purposely or obliviously.

Cleaning out my truck today and am appalled at how much trash I was pulling out of the back (it's a two door and I rarely go in the back for anything). Who the fuck thinks it's ok to do that?

You must not be familiar with kids.

[mtl_ripper]

Full of adjectives, yet excessively short on info.

Only a slight overreaction on my part; took a deep breath, tried to understand another perspective, and made peace. I'd delete the post but I should probably re-read that once in a while and chill the fiery blood

[ex-powderbroker]

You just can't greet anyone in English anymore.

[glademaster]

Parents who don't teach their kids proper slide manners.

If your crotch fruit gets clocked because they're climbing up the slide or don't get out of the way at the bottom. I don't care.

I've tried to impress this upon my girlfriend's 6 year old daughter, but it's going to take her getting crushed by someone who weighs double what she does for her to learn. Even then I bet she'll do it a few more times.

Parents who don't teach their children manners/etiquette in general. Kids need to be disciplined constructively, not punished, but many parents seem to see those two as the same thing.

[east or bust]

You must not be familiar with kids.

Well maybe not with the little tikes, but I probably classify as a kid compared to most of you crusty old fucks.

[BigDaddy]

Well maybe not with the little tikes, but I probably classify as a kid compared to most of you crusty old fucks.

DD alias? I'm sure, but only in body.

[riser4]

Well maybe not with the little tikes, but I probably classify as a kid compared to most of you crusty old fucks.

Mine are 10 to 16 and between them and their friends the door pockets, cup holders, etc get packed full of all kinds of trash.

[NW_SKIER]

Mine are 10 to 16 and between them and their friends the door pockets, cup holders, etc get packed full of all kinds of trash.

That's on you. My old man used to ask,
"Are your fucking hands broken?"
"Uh, no."
"Then pick up your trash! I don't come into your space and leave my dirty shit and garbage do I?"

Good ole dad with the straight talk.

[The AD]

Corollary to the "Slow Drivers in the Left Lane" thread. You're driving on a multi-lane freeway and a slow driver ahead of you decides to change lanes into your lane such that you need to brake and then they continue to drive slower than you were. Usually there's no visible reason they wanted to be in your lane in the first place other than they just sort of liked the look of that lane. Maddening.

[Supermoon]

That you have to subscribe to cable to stream the AllStar game, even though I pay for MLB.tv and could watch it at home over the air for free.

They don't even let Comcast subscribers watch at all. Bastards.

[char]

Corollary to the "Slow Drivers in the Left Lane" thread. You're driving on a multi-lane freeway and a slow driver ahead of you decides to change lanes into your lane such that you need to brake and then they continue to drive slower than you were. Usually there's no visible reason they wanted to be in your lane in the first place other than they just sort of liked the look of that lane. Maddening.

Lately it has been the " I"m going to roll through this red light/stop light and turn right into your lane and then go 10 mph below the speed limit."

WTF?

[mtngirl79]

Fishes that nip at my spinner and then swim away.

[snoqpass]

Corollary to the "Slow Drivers in the Left Lane" thread. You're driving on a multi-lane freeway and a slow driver ahead of you decides to change lanes into your lane such that you need to brake and then they continue to drive slower than you were. Usually there's no visible reason they wanted to be in your lane in the first place other than they just sort of liked the look of that lane. Maddening.

Around here they change lanes when nobody's in front of them

[Supermoon]

Fishes that nip at my spinner and then swim away.

There's a dirty joke in there somewhere

[riser4]

That's on you. My old man used to ask,
"Are your fucking hands broken?"
"Uh, no."
"Then pick up your trash! I don't come into your space and leave my dirty shit and garbage do I?"

Good ole dad with the straight talk.

Except they hide it and when I get home I don't even think to go climb in the back of the vehicle where I never sit anyway. If I see trash, yes, they get an earful and it gets picked up. Its the hidden trash.

[NW_SKIER]

Except they hide it and when I get home I don't even think to go climb in the back of the vehicle where I never sit anyway. If I see trash, yes, they get an earful and it gets picked up. Its the hidden trash.

Vibes

[TomCrac]

That you have to subscribe to cable to stream the AllStar game, even though I pay for MLB.tv and could watch it at home over the air for free.

They don't even let Comcast subscribers watch at all. Bastards.

Soooo tired of cable tv bullshit and their happy greedy participants, MLB, NBA, NFL etc. I am at the point they can all go fuck themselves. I haven't missed a TDF in 20+ yrs. until now. They can all fuck off.

[KQ]

Except they hide it and when I get home I don't even think to go climb in the back of the vehicle where I never sit anyway. If I see trash, yes, they get an earful and it gets picked up. Its the hidden trash.

You need to do some wilderness training with those kids. Teach them the principle of "leave no trace".

Pack it in, pack it out. Inspect your campsite and rest areas for trash or spilled foods. Pack out all trash, leftover food and litter.

[IVplay]

Just saw this on a CNN fb post, I died laughing @ronnie's comments:

Not our suvs!

[HankScorpio]

When an 18 year old girl smashes into your brand new car because she was on her cell phone. FML.

[Supermoon]

Just saw this on a CNN fb post, I died laughing @ronnie's comments:

Not our suvs!

Makes sense you'd be looking up to an ignorant fuckhead like Ronnie

[riser4]

When an 18 year old girl smashes into your brand new car because she was on her cell phone. FML.

People that say FML. Are you also an 18 yo girl?

However, sucks about the texting driver and your new car. +++vibes+++

[HankScorpio]

It sucks a lot more for the girl who hit me.

I say FML because the new car I bought is now worth a lot less $ and I'm without my lovely new vehicle until at least the end of August. Oh well, shit happens.