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  1. #38076
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    When FedEx decides to ping pong your package back and forth all over the country. WTF? Was supposed to be here days ago. Today's progress was a town about 5 miles from the one it made it to yesterday. Haha. This is the music playing in my head as I watch the tracking progress:

    https://youtu.be/qaC0vNLdLvY

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  2. #38077
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    When FedEx decides to ping pong your package back and forth all over the country. WTF? Was supposed to be here days ago. Today's progress was a town about 5 miles from the one it made it to yesterday. Haha. This is the music playing in my head as I watch the tracking progress:

    https://youtu.be/qaC0vNLdLvY

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    FedEx sucks. I don’t have direct knowledge of their current situation, but in the past 5-10+ years UPS was investing really heavily in automation. FedEx was happy to just keep using manual labor to avoid the big upfront costs and keep short term profits looking good. I think it’s caught up with them.

  3. #38078
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    “This is Antonelli’s Cheese Shop & we’re the Antonelli’s!!!!”

  4. #38079
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    “This is Antonelli’s Cheese Shop & we’re the Antonelli’s!!!!”
    Do they drive a Lexus and have new phones from Verizon? Fuck all those commercials on continuous repeat during the playoffs.

  5. #38080
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    Riding BART into SF at rush hour, and a guy is talking about the “ergonomics guy” at his office.

    “Oh, your company doesn’t have an ergonomics guy?!?”

    The horror.

  6. #38081
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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    “This is Antonelli’s Cheese Shop & we’re the Antonelli’s!!!!”
    It is annoying, but the girl is cute.

  7. #38082
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    It is annoying, but the girl is cute.
    Booner would approve...

  8. #38083
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    Shit That Annoys You

    Shingle ripping wind storms.

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    I did not sign up to become a responsible adult.

  9. #38084
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Do they drive a Lexus and have new phones from Verizon? Fuck all those commercials on continuous repeat during the playoffs.
    the only one I can deal with is the Snoop Dog/Andy Samberg Corona commercial, that one makes me smile every time.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  10. #38085
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    Hiring kitchen help who aren't felons many times over.

    Background checks are coming back 8 pages long. Jesus christ.

  11. #38086
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    Shit that annoys you

    If they haven’t been popped six or seven times for dealing drugs out the back door, do they even have enough kitchen experience?

  12. #38087
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    If they haven’t been popped six or seven times for dealing drugs out the back door, do they even have enough kitchen experience?
    This +1000

    My daughter works in that area, and yup - that's generally what she's seen.
    (Not that they're bad people - some are, some aren't; She likes quite a few of them quite a lot, and others, no so much. But their lives aren't very stable and many of their life decisions are more than questionable.)

    So, if you sieve all the "bad" ones out, you'll be holding a mostly empty vessel at the end.

  13. #38088
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    Shingle ripping wind storms.

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    Derecho.

  14. #38089
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    Yeah, that was some bullshit

  15. #38090
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Derecho.
    Yep. Confirmed.

  16. #38091
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    Quote Originally Posted by gregorys View Post
    This +1000

    My daughter works in that area, and yup - that's generally what she's seen.
    (Not that they're bad people - some are, some aren't; She likes quite a few of them quite a lot, and others, no so much. But their lives aren't very stable and many of their life decisions are more than questionable.)

    So, if you sieve all the "bad" ones out, you'll be holding a mostly empty vessel at the end.
    I can ignore DUI and possession charges from 2002; it’s the felony assault, robbery, theft, B&E, etc. from 2019 that are a deal breaker.

  17. #38092
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    All I wanted was a beer…

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  18. #38093
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    All I wanted was a beer…

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    Is that a can inside a can?

  19. #38094
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    looks like two lids on the machine
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  20. #38095
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    I think there are three lids jammed on there. My last beer in the house too.

  21. #38096
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    I think there are three lids jammed on there. My last beer in the house too.
    And what was your solution here?
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

  22. #38097
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    Gin and tonic.

  23. #38098
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    You are a very wise man.

  24. #38099
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    I can ignore DUI and possession charges from 2002; it’s the felony assault, robbery, theft, B&E, etc. from 2019 that are a deal breaker.
    Sorry man, that made me laugh out loud
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

  25. #38100
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    What is that scene from Oceans where they spring the cook out who is on parole. Or the Blues Brothers one of the same ilk?

    I spent half my life behind the line, and a record had nothing to do with how much you got paid every night.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

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