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  2. #23602
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2FUNKY View Post
    The fact our society is addicted to “being offended”.

    You’re offended about others being offended?

    That’s cute!

    See, it’s like dominos but with sackless whiners. They just see emotions and can’t help themselves but to join in, all the while bitching and whining about the emotions they themselves are currently also spewing like someone gives a fuck. It’s a self-loathing cycle that people participate in without even missing a beat- projection and participation never even occur to them. You should stop playing if you hate the game so much, broseph!
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  3. #23603
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    Spending the weekend raking leaves and not finishing. What a waste of time. Landscaping and yards are overrated.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Read her lyrics - she's enjoying herself. She's had a nice time and would stay but she's worried about what others will think..



    Your welcome has been
    So nice and warm
    My sister will be suspicious
    My brother will be there at the door
    My maiden aunts mind is vicious
    But maybe just a cigarette more
    I've gotta get home
    Say lend me a coat
    You've really been grand
    But don't you see?
    There's bound to be talk tomorrow
    At least there will be plenty implied
    I really can't stay
    Baby, it's cold
    Baby, it's cold outside
    I'm offended by her smoking! Imagine kissing that ashtray mouth! BAN!!!!

    To continue with the theme: every year I enjoy watching Charlie Brown Christmas, Charlie Brown Thanksgiving, etc...any of the original ones. Those kids are absolutely terrible...and it reminds me that all is right in the world!

    "You're so stupid Charlie Brown." "Do something right for once Charlie Brown!" HAHAHAHA!!!!
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    You’re offended about others being offended?

    That’s cute!

    See, it’s like dominos but with sackless whiners. They just see emotions and can’t help themselves but to join in, all the while bitching and whining about the emotions they themselves are currently also spewing like someone gives a fuck. It’s a self-loathing cycle that people participate in without even missing a beat- projection and participation never even occur to them. You should stop playing if you hate the game so much, broseph!
    Offensive post

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Snow bikers

    People who don't secure their load in their truck bed. Plastic bags floating out.

    People who run their remote starts all morning.

  8. #23608
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    Nachos without sufficient toppings for all the chips. There really should be a law...

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    Thought you'd appreciate this one, KQ. Hilarious timing since this video just came out this morning:


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    ^Is that spook?

  11. #23611
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    Religious people.
    "If you limit your choices only to what seems possible or reasonable, you disconnect yourself from what you truly want, and all that is left is a compromise." -Robert Fritz

    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    not enough nun fisters in that community

  12. #23612
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    Quote Originally Posted by simple View Post

    People who run their remote starts all morning.

    A ‘Horrific Accident’ Calls Attention To The Risks Of Keyless Ignitions


    Edit: Link fixed
    Last edited by KQ; 12-10-2018 at 01:27 PM.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Thought you'd appreciate this one, KQ. Hilarious timing since this video just came out this morning:

    Yup.

    Amazing that people choose to believe the worst rather than think positive or use a little perspective and that applies to so many things. I understand and appreciate that there are many many people who have suffered horribly at the hands of others but trying to force others to live your pain too is not right. I'm not saying a person shouldn't speak up about their experiences or that others should not be empathetic but turning everything into something bad because it pushes a button for you isn't the answer. Think of all the things that are used in heinous crimes, things like duct tape, rope, trunks of cars, knives etc. etc. Should we call them bad and ban them too and if so why the fork do we still have guns?

    Just a thought....... <ducks>
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    The link didn't work.
    https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b0bf813ef3bfdb
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Eldora
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    stye in my eye

  18. #23618
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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    stye in my eye
    Hot compress.

    Soak a washcloth, wring it out and nuke it for 30 secs. Be careful when handling it right out of the micro - depending on your oven it could be blistering hot.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    ^Is that spook?
    my hair is shorter

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    My wife volunteered us to stay at my in-laws for a week and dog sit while they are out of town. Then she decided she needed to take a work trip. So I'm stuck out in the burbs by myself for the week. Wouldn't be so bad if one of the dogs didn't feel the need to bark at every tiny noise she hears outside.

    They are Mormon, so there's not even a liquor cabinet to raid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    My wife volunteered us to stay at my in-laws for a week and dog sit while they are out of town. Then she decided she needed to take a work trip. So I'm stuck out in the burbs by myself for the week.
    The good news is she owes you big time for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    The good news is she owes you big time for this.
    Like, for fucking EVER. Or at least 10,000 BJs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    My wife volunteered us to stay at my in-laws for a week and dog sit while they are out of town. Then she decided she needed to take a work trip. So I'm stuck out in the burbs by myself for the week. Wouldn't be so bad if one of the dogs didn't feel the need to bark at every tiny noise she hears outside.

    They are Mormon, so there's not even a liquor cabinet to raid.

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    Sitting on the toilet to take a dump and have your pecker touch the bowl. Grosses me out.
    Then the awkward moment when washing said pecker in the sink.

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    Note to self: never, under any circumstance, invite 2FUNKY over, ... or subsequently use the washroom anywhere he's been.
    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point

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