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  1. #33851
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Got home, shrugged and tossed.
    Sounds like me after work when I was young and single.

  2. #33852
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    =evdog;6318779 McDonalds drive thru.
    is they still McDonald's?

  3. #33853
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    Hand shakes are gaining popularity again.

  4. #33854
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Hand shakes are gaining popularity again.
    Meh. I’ve shaken a few selective hands.

    Good thing now is you can always present a fist instead. It’s like rochambeau

    Rock beats paper under the new game.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  5. #33855
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    Elbow

  6. #33856
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    The increasing usage of fake tailpipes in the car industry.

    First Audi gave us this crap on the SQ5:


    They must've gotten enough grief about them that they've switched to even more egregious fake pipes:


    DAMMIT, AUDI! KNOCK IT OFF!!! Many other jokers doing the same nonsense in the industry, but they're the most blasphemous offender IMO.

  7. #33857
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    Video ads with loud audio on Tapatalk annoy me.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  8. #33858
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    WTF is with that alli express page that keeps taking over this page on my phone? The only way out is to close the tab and start over.

  9. #33859
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    sounds like the mobile app has gone the way of sketchy porn sites.
    you don't want no smoke.

  10. #33860
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    Ok, I am not the only one. Good. And I don't use the app. I use the web page.

  11. #33861
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    so i was scheduled to take my AP Lit exam today. it is online. 20 minutes before the start time, i open the link sent to me by the testing coordinator and download the testing module. i login and click on my test. "status: you missed your exam setup deadline." so apparently i was supposed to do some shit 1-3 days before the exam date but that is kinda tough when the lady emailed me the link last night.
    on the bright side, i don't have to take my exam today!
    you don't want no smoke.

  12. #33862
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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    That thread is a hotbed of lame ass suburbanites posting pics of vehicles that they don’t understand. Happy to be part of its downfall. Go ahead. Light it up with some pics of funny overlander vehicles. That would be awesome. Right now it is mostly mildly equipped off road vehicles on their way to do something fun and the photos were taken by dorks on their way to pick up some gluten free tampons from Whole Foods.
    Which one is yours?


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  13. #33863
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    My own mind.

    Friday I did a double ride and returned to have to break down a shifter. I'm working away in the garage and hear "Oh you scared me". I jump because it scarred (startled) the crap out of me. Turn around and there is some sort of solicitor. I've got bearings and micro Shimano parts in my hand and say, "Sorry, it isn't a good time for a solicitor now. "She yells, "Oh, Okay, it is a bad time for a black person to come to your house". I say, "No, it isn't race, it's me working with small parts and timing." She goes from my house to the black guy across the streets house screaming about me being a racists the whole way. Since that time, I'm replaying the thing in my head and thinking how that could have gone better. Little shit people say and do occupy too much time in my head. Wish I wasn't wired that way.

  14. #33864
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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    WTF is with that alli express page that keeps taking over this page on my phone? The only way out is to close the tab and start over.
    I thought this was just me. It does it on the mobile version on the website as well.

  15. #33865
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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    WTF is with that alli express page that keeps taking over this page on my phone? The only way out is to close the tab and start over.
    Back arrow works for me on the phone

  16. #33866
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    Back arrow works for me on the phone
    Not for me.

  17. #33867
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    Quote Originally Posted by Canada1 View Post
    My own mind.

    Friday I did a double ride and returned to have to break down a shifter. I'm working away in the garage and hear "Oh you scared me". I jump because it scarred (startled) the crap out of me. Turn around and there is some sort of solicitor. I've got bearings and micro Shimano parts in my hand and say, "Sorry, it isn't a good time for a solicitor now. "She yells, "Oh, Okay, it is a bad time for a black person to come to your house". I say, "No, it isn't race, it's me working with small parts and timing." She goes from my house to the black guy across the streets house screaming about me being a racists the whole way. Since that time, I'm replaying the thing in my head and thinking how that could have gone better. Little shit people say and do occupy too much time in my head. Wish I wasn't wired that way.
    Wow. That’s fucked up.

    My guess is whatever they’re selling, they have learned the race card sales pitch.

    Fuck anyone that nocks on my door from jehova witnesses to vacuum salespeople.
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

  18. #33868
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    Quote Originally Posted by MontuckyFried View Post
    That rich douchebags like this guy can have cars they clearly don't deserve:



    ...sigh
    Does anyone really "deserve" a 918? Regardless, someone needs to keep Bobby in business.

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    Pine sap.

  21. #33871
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    Conference calls...

  22. #33872
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post

    Citizen, an app formerly called Vigilante, has been ordered by the court to rename itself as Karen

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    citizen sounds like a network of bitchass snitches.
    you don't want no smoke.

  24. #33874
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    Hey autocorrect. If I spell something the same way four goddamn times, take the hint.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    Hey autocorrect. If I spell something the same way four Garamond times, take the hint.


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    FIFY
    focus.

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