Shit that annoys you

[old goat]

Because photographers enjoy the process of taking photos. Just because I can't paint the Mona Lisa doesn't mean I should give up painting and just visit museums instead.

Keep painting, just not the Mona Lisa. (Although copying old masters at Louvre is something artists in training do. Doubt you could get close enough to the Mona Lisa to paint it, and if you could someone would knock you over and everyone else would trample you.

Old people that bitch about kids being attached to screens meanwhile they're way fucking worse and unable to multitask with said screens. Also, people who have the tv on all the fucking time. I'm about to go ape shit on my mother.

you're right about old people being as bad as young people. that's why I still have a dumb phone. But I have news for you--young people don't multitask any better. Especially driving. So . . . seriously.

[The AD]

Ask, if you donate, if you could get some naked pictures of their daughter. This would be a good way to stop this sort of solicitation.

I'm not sure. These people are so shameless they might take you up on the offer.

[BigDaddy]

I'm not sure. These people are so shameless they might take you up on the offer.

Ha ha.. it is pretty mind blowing!

Be a good friend and just go ahead and slap some sense into them

I did say to one about how somebody must have "hacked" his email and was asking us for money???! He kind of looked at me and slinked off.

[Tuckerman]

People who tell me they are "Life Coaches" and when everyone forgets Sys Admin Day

[grinch]

People who tell me they are "Life Coaches" and when everyone forgets Sys Admin Day

Pm coach

[grinch]

dd could arguably be compensated for bringing some regular laughs.

Atleast a beer or three. Dood brings it on teh reg

[muted]

People who tell me they are "Life Coaches" and when everyone forgets Sys Admin Day

Life coaches in their twenties are the best. Lotta life experiences they can share, after just moving out from their parents house.

[~mikey b]

My friend who is constantly showing me pictures of his girlfriend naked. Third girlfriend since his divorce and he just keeps doing it. I fucking hate it. Not only is it completely juvenile (he's in his 40's), it's totally disrespectful. I don't care and I don't want to see your anorexic or tattooed or fake boobed crazy girlfriend.

[::: :::]

when everyone forgets Sys Admin Day

is that a thing?

[Tuckerman]

is that a thing?

Yes its a thing, I want my cake.

[delco714]

My friend who is constantly showing me pictures of his girlfriend naked. Third girlfriend since his divorce and he just keeps doing it. I fucking hate it. Not only is it completely juvenile (he's in his 40's), it's totally disrespectful. I don't care and I don't want to see your anorexic or tattooed or fake boobed crazy girlfriend.

You should say that to him. I agree with you

[~mikey b]

I've tried...

[snoqpass]

Ann Coulter

[TomCrac]

^ x 1000. Why does anyone care what she has to say about ANYTHING.

[KQ]

People who act like you should know exactly what they are talking about when they use descriptions like "the thing" and "that" and "over there" (which is generally accompanied by a wave of the hand in some vague direction) and then get pissed when you require clarification.

[KQ]

^ x 1000. Why does anyone care what she has to say about ANYTHING.

You know I think people are caring less and less. She has no roll, if any, in the GOP election process anymore and you only hear of her when she says something outrageous. Pretty soon she'll be tearing off her clothes to get attention and even that won't work. I think her time has come and gone (please).

‘I’m ashamed to have known you’: Conservatives rip Ann Coulter for ugly smear of hero soldier’s dad

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[Captain Awesome]

Any bathroom whose "cute" description of men and women requires me to look at both bathrooms to figure out which is which.

[babybear]

Any bathroom whose "cute" description of men and women requires me to look at both bathrooms to figure out which is which.

Bathroom at Nobu got me with their ambiguous symbols

Sanskrit or something which I did not learn at my public school

[whitekingsalmon]

Trumpets

[babybear]

Trumpets

I thought this was pretty dope though
Two Trumpeters Summon John Williams From His Home

[strawjack]

We've had solicitations for college funding, and "charity" trips abroad from friends and their kids.

The worst was the other month, we got a letter from an artist friend asking everyone to contribute a monthly amount via automatic credit card payment... So that she could be a free and financially unencumbered artist.

Excuse me, but we'd all love to fucking doodle all day. Put some goddamned lights in your paintings and sell them in the mall!!

What are you, Republican?

Sport teams looking for money to travel the country. Yeah, fuck off and go down the street to some tough town in your state and get your asses kicked. You don't need to travel to lose, but if you prefer traveling, then pony up the cash yourself. I have much better causes to donate to...like 'fuck cancer' needs.

[::: :::]

Any bathroom whose "cute" description of men and women requires me to look at both bathrooms to figure out which is which.

Bathroom at Nobu got me with their ambiguous symbols

Sanskrit or something which I did not learn at my public school

Just got this in an advertisement for an architectural hardware company as part of their new signage offerings

[babybear]

well at least this ^ way I know instead of walking in on a buncha dudes whizzing

[snoqpass]

You know I think people are caring less and less. She has no roll, if any, in the GOP election process anymore and you only hear of her when she says something outrageous. Pretty soon she'll be tearing off her clothes to get attention and even that won't work. I think her time has come and gone (please).

‘I’m ashamed to have known you’: Conservatives rip Ann Coulter for ugly smear of hero soldier’s dad

Conservative writer and professional provocateur Ann Coulter may have finally gone too far Thursday night after mocking the Muslim father of a U.S. Army captain who died while saving ten of his fellow soldiers in Iraq in 2004.

MORE HERE

Exactly

[old goat]

My friend who is constantly showing me pictures of his girlfriend naked. Third girlfriend since his divorce and he just keeps doing it. I fucking hate it. Not only is it completely juvenile (he's in his 40's), it's totally disrespectful. I don't care and I don't want to see your anorexic or tattooed or fake boobed crazy girlfriend.

Young doc at work was showing pictures of his baby coming out. Taken over the OB's shoulder. I did ask him what his wife thought about him showing the pictures. Shoot, I wonder what she thought about him taking the pictures. Wasn't he supposed to be up there holding her hand?
While we're on the subject, back in med school I'm sewing up an episiotomy after a delivery, the husband comes around and watches me sew, asks me if I can tighten it up some. I resisted the temptation to tell him to just get some dick pills.