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  1. #27901
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    Coming back from lunch with the Little V'ster and finding a smashed window on the Vivamobile. It was some dood on a bike during the wee hours riding into the motel lot and punching into a couple vehicles. My Stihl 026 was in there, but too big to ride off with, I guess.

    Luckly, there's an auto-glass joint six (6) blocks down, and they still stock parts for a twenty five (25) year old truck.Attachment 294644

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    I made a plastic one of those once. Got me through the next time...
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  2. #27902
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    passive-aggressive appliances.
    Is the XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker acting up again? If you break it, make sure you pay for it, you don't want to end up in jail.

  3. #27903
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    People who shorten "what the fuck" to "the fuck."

    For fucks sake, that is some annoying shit.

  4. #27904
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    People who shorten "what the fuck" to "the fuck."

    For fucks sake, that is some annoying shit.
    dafuq?

  5. #27905
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    FOH

  6. #27906
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    FU
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  7. #27907
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    Welcome to Fruita!
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  8. #27908
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    People who shorten "what the fuck" to "the fuck."

    For fucks sake, that is some annoying shit.
    Way to lob one down the pipe.

  9. #27909
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    Got back from a pedal. the fuck, my tail light is gone.

  10. #27910
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Is the XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker acting up again? If you break it, make sure you pay for it, you don't want to end up in jail.
    LOL!! No. Vacuum cleaner. I swear the thing intentionally gets caught on furniture, doorways etc. when I'm dragging it around the house. It's like trying to move a dead body. I just want to get the job done. Why can't it cooperate?!!!
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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  11. #27911
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    LOL!! No. Vacuum cleaner. I swear the thing intentionally gets caught on furniture, doorways etc. when I'm dragging it around the house. It's like trying to move a dead body. I just want to get the job done. Why can't it cooperate?!!!
    Somebody needs a Roomba. I gave my wife one for xmas 2 years ago. I was nervous about it; household appliances aren't the most romantic gift, but she loves the thing, even though I'm not sure it actually cleans very well. That doesn't matter; as long as she sees it working she's happy.

  12. #27912
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    Aggravated back injury is no longer bothering me.
    Now my shoulder is hurting to the point of me being worried of potential injury

    No idea what I did to it.

    Fuck

  13. #27913
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    ....even though I'm not sure it actually cleans very well.
    It doesn’t clean as well as a human pushing a big vacuum plugged into the wall. But it cleans every day and I don’t have to be the one doing it. I still vacuum once/week, but in between my house feels so much cleaner, especially with pets, and it really cuts down on the number of furbleweeds tumbling across my living room...
    focus.

  14. #27914
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    LOL!! No. Vacuum cleaner. I swear the thing intentionally gets caught on furniture, doorways etc. when I'm dragging it around the house. It's like trying to move a dead body. I just want to get the job done. Why can't it cooperate?!!!
    And you have lots of experience with dead bodies???

  15. #27915
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    I spend as much time pre arranging the cord for the vacuum as I do actual vacuuming. Its like I need a caddy for the cord just to keep it out of the way. I know its prolly a conspiracy to sell cordless vacuums.
    watch out for snakes

  16. #27916
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    Our roomba cleans really well, only vacuum our dog hair can’t kill. Priceless


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  17. #27917
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    Trouble with our Roomba is that our house is an obstacle course. Not really what the Roomba was designed for, we spend a lot of time getting it unstuck, plus my son has a Bernese, so we spend a lot of time getting dog hair out of the rollers. But my wife is happy and that's all that matters. And it was cheaper than jewelry--at least the kind of jewelry she likes. (In the past when I've gotten her practical gifts--kneepads [which I wound up being the one to use], a really good ladder--I've always supplemented them with baubles.)

  18. #27918
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    (In the past when I've gotten her practical gifts--kneepads [which I wound up being the one to use]
    And ice for your tongue and jaw muscles. You're a good man.

  19. #27919
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    People who shorten "what the fuck" to "the fuck."

    For fucks sake, that is some annoying shit.
    People who shorten anything to 4 letters. "HoCo"? Dafuq??


  20. #27920
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Trouble with our Roomba is that our house is an obstacle course. Not really what the Roomba was designed for, we spend a lot of time getting it unstuck, plus my son has a Bernese, so we spend a lot of time getting dog hair out of the rollers.
    +1
    it was more work creating an environment for roomba to work well than it was to just fucking use the broom
    and roomba sucked for dog fur just like every other vac - they all suck

  21. #27921
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    "HoCo"?
    what the fuck is hoco?

  22. #27922
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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    what the fuck is hoco?
    Haha. Totes


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  23. #27923
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    Quote Originally Posted by acinpdx View Post
    what the fuck is hoco?
    You really want to know?

    Warning: these are fucking ADULTS doing this shit.

  24. #27924
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    I just bought a small bag of mixed nuts. The bag has a warning that these were processed in a facility that processes nuts.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  25. #27925
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    And you have lots of experience with dead bodies???
    Hush now and put the lotion on like a good boy.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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