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  1. #26326
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    The implication being, that someone with a big belt buckle was bent over your wife’s car? Lotta rodeo dudes gettin pegged around there?
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    We're simpler folks here in the 'ham.

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    Mcdonalds wont take a 50dollar bill for a 40 dollar order

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  4. #26329
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    Pray tell, what does $40 get you at the Golden Arches?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Is the McRib back?
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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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  6. #26331
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Pray tell, what does $40 get you at the Golden Arches?
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    Is the McRib back?
    I Laf’d my ass off


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    However many are in a shit ton.

  7. #26332
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Pray tell, what does $40 get you at the Golden Arches?
    The Runs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Is the McRib back?
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  9. #26334
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    Someone PM Pio already damnit.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Someone PM Pio already damnit.
    SirVicSmasher...could it be his new alias? If so I approve and find it rolls of the tongue much better than "the dude who did that thing."

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    Glory be to whoever is in charge of this event at McD's. Btw, is gas 2.99 all over the country now? Everywhere I travel it's $2.99.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    SirVicSmasher...could it be his new alias? If so I approve and find it rolls of the tongue much better than "the dude who did that thing."
    Only one way to draw him out.

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    I still call it The Jake.

  12. #26337
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    rolls
    Probably.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Only one way to draw him out.

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    I see what you did there.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    My wife complaining about the beds not being edged, weeded, and mulched for the last few years.

    Then her complaining about the bill when I get them done.


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    Quote Originally Posted by HD333 View Post
    My wife complaining about the beds not being edged, weeded, and mulched for the last few years.

    Then her complaining about the bill when I get them done.
    My wife always bitched about the water bill during the summer. Typically I've been the one doing 90% of the gardening. This year she's been gung-ho about gardening and I'll bet you she won't say a word about the water bill.

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    I'm in the center lane, stopped, with my left signal on, waiting to turn into a strip mall. The driver in the left on coming lane inexplicably stops, and waves at me to go in front of them. Meanwhile, there's a vtec civic racing up the right lane. I don't move, so she waves more frantically. I wave at her to go by, and she throws her arms up like she's exasperated. JFC, you can't give your right of way away in the middle of a busy 5 lane street you fucking moran!

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    Whatever the fuck those cross country skiing rollerbladers are called. I can run faster FFS.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I'm in the center lane, stopped, with my left signal on, waiting to turn into a strip mall. The driver in the left on coming lane inexplicably stops, and waves at me to go in front of them. Meanwhile, there's a vtec civic racing up the right lane. I don't move, so she waves more frantically. I wave at her to go by, and she throws her arms up like she's exasperated. JFC, you can't give your right of way away in the middle of a busy 5 lane street you fucking moran!
    #niceholes

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    Yeah, the 5th corner is full of them.

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    yep, classic nicehole.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by concretejungle View Post
    Whatever the fuck those cross country skiing rollerbladers are called. I can run faster FFS.


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    around here the HS XC racers train on them in the summer, in large packs, on the bike trail, with no gaps so there's no way to pass them a few at a time

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    People who pull out into an exit only lane.. undertake all the traffic in regular right hand lane then at last minute pull back into regular lane.

    They should be crucified, very painfully, at the interchange where offence took place.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    People who pull out into an exit only lane.. undertake all the traffic in regular right hand lane then at last minute pull back into regular lane.

    They should be crucified, very painfully, at the interchange where offence took place.
    it's like we're joined at the heart and mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    i like to tell them they're barking up the wrong tree with a satan-inspired grin. it always takes a minute for the return but the grin gets bigger.

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    Poorly rime traffic lights.

    One around here has no sensors, all timer,. Traffic flow usually dictates sitting st a red light for several minuyes with no traffic. Then as traffic shows up the light finally changes.

    Literally a 2-3 minute cycle sitting a a reday light at a dead empty intersection.

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