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  1. #27926
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I just bought a small bag of mixed nuts. The bag has a warning that these were processed in a facility that processes nuts.
    seems accurate
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Trouble with our Roomba is that our house is an obstacle course. Not really what the Roomba was designed for, we spend a lot of time getting it unstuck, plus my son has a Bernese, so we spend a lot of time getting dog hair out of the rollers. But my wife is happy and that's all that matters. And it was cheaper than jewelry--at least the kind of jewelry she likes. (In the past when I've gotten her practical gifts--kneepads [which I wound up being the one to use], a really good ladder--I've always supplemented them with baubles.)
    Kneepads? Do tell.

  3. #27928
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    seems accurate
    Exactly, but here's the crazy part. The bag didn't have a warning that it could cause suffocation and I almost suffocated. Wtf?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Exactly, but here's the crazy part. The bag didn't have a warning that it could cause suffocation and I almost suffocated. Wtf?
    you should sue. I know a guy.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  5. #27930
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    Nice intersection you got there, Bob.

    Sure is, Bill.

    I have an idea, how 'bout ya put in a giant wall, hedge, or other obstruction that completely blocks the view of cross-traffic until you've pulled almost all the way into traffic?

    Brilliant!



    This shit is everywhere.

  6. #27931
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    you should sue. I know a guy.
    Is he a skilless hack?

    Asking for a friend...


  7. #27932
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Nice intersection you got there, Bob.

    Sure is, Bill.

    I have an idea, how 'bout ya put in a giant wall, hedge, or other obstruction that completely blocks the view of cross-traffic until you've pulled almost all the way into traffic?

    Brilliant!



    This shit is everywhere.
    I like the one where there is a fucking lilac bush nearly completely obscuring the stop sign at the corner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Is he a skilless hack?

    Asking for a friend...

    Does he have NFL running back size quads? The lawyer, not the friend.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

  9. #27934
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Exactly, but here's the crazy part. The bag didn't have a warning that it could cause suffocation and I almost suffocated. The fuck?
    fify

  10. #27935
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    Joni Mitchell greatly annoys me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Joni Mitchell greatly annoys me.
    how so? Her music or her?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  12. #27937
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    Her music.
    Nothing else, really.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    well you can just fuck right off then, she's a fucking genius.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  14. #27939
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    Is she annoying personally, too?
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    The have control of my security camera's They come inside whenever they want. They disrepect my things.

    Sometimes they let me know they can see.

    They just like to make me uncomefortble . Watch me try to hide and really just thrash around destroying my home.

    Anything to keep me busy and misdirected from the important things.

    They can stop and start my car, they do it often.

    And there is much much more.

    Sometimes I just play possum hoping they go away//

    If I cannot see who comes and goes Whats the point?
    I have been on this merry go round for a long long time.

    Edited, because yea they do this to, modify what I type to make me look stupid. You can see the broken english in the translations.
    Last edited by MTT; 09-24-2019 at 06:05 PM.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Attention seekers who think you give a shit.







    That’s a wonderful story. You should write it down.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    fist bumping


    I hate fist bumping.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Lisa Ling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Joni Mitchell greatly annoys me.
    Word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Joni Mitchell greatly annoys me.
    You're right, she's impossible to avoid, all over TV and radio.

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    fruit flies
    why are you still alive?!?
    skid luxury

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    Is my dementia acting up again??? ..... cuz as far as I can tell, Joni faded into the background (as all of us in that generation did) a decade or two ago.

    Woodrow Wilson, on the other hand .......

  24. #27949
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    They will play a song or two occasionally on Deep Tracks and other internet radio that I listen to. It’s her voice more than the music...
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Joni Mitchell greatly annoys me.
    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    You're right, she's impossible to avoid, all over TV and radio.
    Heh. It’s kind of amazing how long most people can go without hearing Joni Mitchell.

    On another topic, can someone go check on MTT?

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