Shit that annoys you

[MakersTeleMark]

Sooo....kinda doable?

Would you hate fuck Dana Carvey in drag? No.

[El Chupacabra]

She's not doable. She reminds me of the church lady. She rotates through McCoy and Bond too.

As in, she looks like Bones McCoy and James Bond occasionally?

[tetzen]

The postmaster at my local is a raging fucking cunt. Everyone hates her, and there has even been a petition circulated to remove her (good luck).

Had some fucker tell me I had to cover up every barcode on the packaging before they would accept it. I contemplated explaining to him that scanning machines can figure out whether a barcode has a pertinent piece of information or not on their own. Luckily, for whatever reason, the postal worker decided it wasn't worth his time arguing that day told me to just hand it over before I could further enlighten him.

Generally the postal workers that have helped me are always friendly. Sure doesn't beat the day when one of the postal workers had me skip line in front of a deaf lady. Deaf lady screamed and yelled at me like I've never heard before. Granted the deaf lady hadn't seen me earlier when the postal worker asked me to step out of line to fix a form for the package. I wasn't quite sure if I should laugh or feel angry at her in that moment because I couldn't communicate why I was allowed to jump in front of her. Poor postal worker didn't fare much better with the deaf lady screaming nonsensically at her as well. Still got my package accepted amongst the shrieking though. Couldn't quite hear right at of my left ear for the rest of the evening, that's karma I suppose.

[MakersTeleMark]

Love it. Bring it.

[~mikey b]

go love it bud

[El Chupacabra]

Give it all you got to give, and then give some more.

[~mikey b]

ya know

stuff the box
deliver the mail
lick the envelope
stamp the package

[El Chupacabra]

"If it fits, it ships!"

[~mikey b]

anything liquid, fragile or perishable?

[~mikey b]

you want that overnight or is slow ok?

[El Chupacabra]

You may be surcharged if your package is oversized in length or girth.

[~mikey b]

pack your box to protect your contents and make sure the box arrives intact

[~mikey b]

tape your box so that it closes flat on all sides without bulging

[old goat]

Just send it.

[El Chupacabra]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

[~mikey b]

all I can do now is giggle

[~mikey b]

I got nothing

[old goat]

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.

Except that when there's snow in front of the cluster box the carrier doesn't deliver the mail.

[~mikey b]

I know makers can deliver the goods, even if he has to chain up.

[El Chupacabra]

The mailman comes every day, except for Sunday.

[powdrhound]

The mailman comes every day, except for Sunday.

And that annoys you because ... ?

[old goat]

And that annoys you because ... ?

I don't think you've been following the general drift of the conversation. Not that you've missed anything.

[MakersTeleMark]

I don't think you've been following the general drift of the conversation. Not that you've missed anything.

I've filed 2 missing mail reports in the last week. I will not be filing a third report of any kind.

[Brock Landers]

Just bang her out

[El Chupacabra]

I've filed 2 missing mail reports in the last week. I will not be filing a third report of any kind.

"Filing a third report" is just a euphemism for getting it done in the third floor bathroom, right?