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  1. #32851
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brock Landers View Post
    Sooo....kinda doable?
    Would you hate fuck Dana Carvey in drag? No.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    She's not doable. She reminds me of the church lady. She rotates through McCoy and Bond too.
    As in, she looks like Bones McCoy and James Bond occasionally?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    The postmaster at my local is a raging fucking cunt. Everyone hates her, and there has even been a petition circulated to remove her (good luck).
    Had some fucker tell me I had to cover up every barcode on the packaging before they would accept it. I contemplated explaining to him that scanning machines can figure out whether a barcode has a pertinent piece of information or not on their own. Luckily, for whatever reason, the postal worker decided it wasn't worth his time arguing that day told me to just hand it over before I could further enlighten him.

    Generally the postal workers that have helped me are always friendly. Sure doesn't beat the day when one of the postal workers had me skip line in front of a deaf lady. Deaf lady screamed and yelled at me like I've never heard before. Granted the deaf lady hadn't seen me earlier when the postal worker asked me to step out of line to fix a form for the package. I wasn't quite sure if I should laugh or feel angry at her in that moment because I couldn't communicate why I was allowed to jump in front of her. Poor postal worker didn't fare much better with the deaf lady screaming nonsensically at her as well. Still got my package accepted amongst the shrieking though. Couldn't quite hear right at of my left ear for the rest of the evening, that's karma I suppose.

  4. #32854
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    Love it. Bring it.

  5. #32855
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    go love it bud
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  6. #32856
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    Give it all you got to give, and then give some more.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  7. #32857
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    Shit that annoys you

    ya know

    stuff the box
    deliver the mail
    lick the envelope
    stamp the package
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  8. #32858
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    "If it fits, it ships!"
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  9. #32859
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    anything liquid, fragile or perishable?
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    you want that overnight or is slow ok?
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    You may be surcharged if your package is oversized in length or girth.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  12. #32862
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    pack your box to protect your contents and make sure the box arrives intact
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  13. #32863
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    tape your box so that it closes flat on all sides without bulging
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  14. #32864
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    Just send it.

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    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    all I can do now is giggle
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  17. #32867
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    I got nothing
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.
    Except that when there's snow in front of the cluster box the carrier doesn't deliver the mail.

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    Shit that annoys you

    I know makers can deliver the goods, even if he has to chain up.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    The mailman comes every day, except for Sunday.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    The mailman comes every day, except for Sunday.
    And that annoys you because ... ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by powdrhound View Post
    And that annoys you because ... ?
    I don't think you've been following the general drift of the conversation. Not that you've missed anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I don't think you've been following the general drift of the conversation. Not that you've missed anything.
    I've filed 2 missing mail reports in the last week. I will not be filing a third report of any kind.

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    Just bang her out
    Decisions Decisions

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I've filed 2 missing mail reports in the last week. I will not be filing a third report of any kind.
    "Filing a third report" is just a euphemism for getting it done in the third floor bathroom, right?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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