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  1. 04-15-2018, 09:37 AM #18651
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    (although I agree with joetron. sometimes when you haven't had your first cup, you don't notice until it's too late)
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  2. 04-15-2018, 09:49 AM #18652
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    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    When I go to pour a splash of cream in my coffee at a coffee shop and some delicate paletted asshole has unthreaded the pouring lid to the “gusher” setting.
    My brief tilt for a splash of cream instead results in an undrinkable khaki colored mess.
    "splash of cream"?

    I think we know who has the delicate PALATE around here.

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  4. 04-15-2018, 10:35 AM #18654
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
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    That guy's gon' need another cup of coffee.
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    That a cup of coffee and a muffin costs $8. Wtf? In Vail, sure, but Idaho Springs?

    Also annoying: that blueberry muffins are sometimes lemon blueberry muffins, but nobody tells you that.
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  6. 04-15-2018, 12:41 PM #18656
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    (Just kidding; I would never pay for a cup of coffee at a coffee shop.)
    You’re either a shut-in or need to drink more coffee
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    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    You’re either a shut-in or need to drink more coffee
    Seriously. I’ll take my fix any way I can get it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    When I go to pour a splash of cream in my coffee at a coffee shop and some delicate paletted asshole has unthreaded the pouring lid to the “gusher” setting.
    My brief tilt for a splash of cream instead results in an undrinkable khaki colored mess.

    I think it’s on purpose in a cosmic sense- as to remind me I should be less of a lazy cunt and make some really good shit at home for 1/16th the cost.
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    not enough nun fisters in that community
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    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    You’re either a shut-in or need to drink more coffee
    https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...light=espresso
    And if you knew me you'd know that the last thing I need is more coffee. One cup a day will do me, two back when I had to sit through conferences without falling asleep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Also annoying: that blueberry muffins are sometimes lemon blueberry muffins, but nobody tells you that.

    A surprise lemon blue would be a total win for me.
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    not enough nun fisters in that community
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    Grabbed a beer and put it in my pocket to drink on the mountain today. Get to a nice spot, great view, built a nice comfy bench out of my skis, grab the beer out of my pocket and my wife starts laughing. I look down an it is a fucking La Croix.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    A surprise lemon blue would be a total win for me.
    well it annoyed the fuck out of me. I wanted to like that muffin so much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    well it annoyed the fuck out of me. I wanted to like that muffin so much.
    I’m generally annoyed by most blueberry muffins - never enough blueberries.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    A surprise lemon blue would be a total win for me.
    me too.

    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    I’m generally annoyed by most blueberry muffins - never enough blueberries.
    agree
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  15. 04-15-2018, 08:16 PM #18665
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    That no matter how careful I am, when I pick up a bag of apples in one of those thin produce bags, at least a couple apples roll out onto the floor.
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  17. 04-17-2018, 02:26 PM #18667
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    Quote Originally Posted by joetron View Post
    I’m generally annoyed by most blueberry muffins - never enough blueberries.
    Double chocolate for me.
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  18. 04-17-2018, 02:37 PM #18668
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    scented dishwasher detergent. because I love the smell of lemon as I drink my coffee.
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  19. 04-17-2018, 04:59 PM #18669
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    scented dishwasher detergent. because I love the smell of lemon as I drink my coffee.
    Same with overly scented soap at restaurants, who wants to smell that shit while eating their food
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Double chocolate for me.
    I was going to say that, but didn't want to seem like a Philistine
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Same with overly scented soap at restaurants, who wants to smell that shit while eating their food

    In terms of odiferous infractions there can be no greater offense than the cologne over-user. It’s truly the worst. Instant headache for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DoWork View Post
    In terms of odiferous infractions there can be no greater offense than the cologne over-user. It’s truly the worst. Instant headache for me.
    Instant.
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  23. 04-17-2018, 06:20 PM #18673
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    She is just running in so its ok.

    Wait is gender assumed? Or did you see the asshole?
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    It's fustrating when the libary is closed in Febuary.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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    fucking goddamn pollen annoys me
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