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  1. #29851
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2bjenny View Post
    Skis showed up, but TSA rifled the bags, so skis and poles were loose and all over the place. Bunch of losers.

    yeah, pro tip.... the tsa searches every ski bag every time. I’ve got dozens of them there “we were here” courtesy cards. gonna drop the whole pile of ‘em in the ol’ skibag on one of my future trips. i’m sure that hilarity will ensue.

  2. #29852
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2bjenny View Post
    Skis showed up, but TSA rifled the bags, so skis and poles were loose and all over the place. Bunch of losers.
    They were looking for your weed.

  3. #29853
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    They were looking for your weed.
    Duh - carry it on?

  4. #29854
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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    yeah, pro tip.... the tsa searches every ski bag every time. I’ve got dozens of them there “we were here” courtesy cards. gonna drop the whole pile of ‘em in the ol’ skibag on one of my future trips. i’m sure that hilarity will ensue.
    one of my friends did this on a trip. he had saved 25 or so of those TSA notices and stacked them all up in his ski bag. not sure if the TSA found it funny but I was LMAO
    skid luxury

  5. #29855
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    Quote Originally Posted by babybear View Post
    one of my friends did this on a trip. he had saved 25 or so of those TSA notices and stacked them all up in his ski bag. not sure if the TSA found it funny but I was LMAO
    I like this idea! My friend travels all the time for work. I should tell her to save them up for just this!

  6. #29856
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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseknuckle View Post
    Duh - carry it on?
    Exactly.

  7. #29857
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2bjenny View Post
    I like this idea! My friend travels all the time for work. I should tell her to save them up for just this!
    I mean, I don’t have tons of rules, but one of them is “don’t piss off TSA.” YMMV

  8. #29858
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I’ve purchased direct from two different outdoor companies based/warehoused in SLC the past couple weeks. Both of them took more than three business days...
    SLC...in Utah...
    In the winter...when peeps go skiing...and the snow messes up "our regular scheduled programming"?
    Really...You don't say...do go on...


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  9. #29859
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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    I mean, I don’t have tons of rules, but one of them is “don’t piss off TSA.” YMMV
    so, this isn't you then?

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  10. #29860
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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    I mean, I don’t have tons of rules, but one of them is “don’t piss off TSA.” YMMV
    I wasn't suggesting putting them in my luggage - she should try it with hers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    so, this isn't you then?

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    No it is not. Mrs Beece, on the other hand, plays by different rules. We are in a small airport this summer with a suitcase loaded up with craft beer to take home. The airport is small enough that you can see the TSA agent open the suitcase and check through the contents. He did. She watches. She thinks he didn't zip it back up when he put it on the belt, so she starts waving her arms and yelling at him from across the room. That gets the TSA agents' attention real quick, it turns out.

    After deciding that we would need someone not in custody to rearrange travel plans and bail out Mrs Beece, I slowly backed away. I'd do it again. However, they decided she wasn't a threat and double checked the zipper for her. What the fuck? If it was me, I'd still be in jail.

    Which brings up another 'shit that annoys you." Cute women can get away with anything. Despite the fact that's worked out well for me being married to her over the years, it's still ridiculous.

  12. #29862
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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    I mean, I don’t have tons of rules, but one of them is “don’t piss off TSA.” YMMV
    Right? Don't tempt the man or woman who yields an unreasonably high level of control over your day, by virtue of passing the civil service exam and fitting into a polyester blue shirt, by questioning their job performance.
    I still call it The Jake.

  13. #29863
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    Is the civil service exam even required for TSA agents?

  14. #29864
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    that you JONGS keep responding to DSM's stupid-ass threads. Just can't help yerselves I guess
    "Can't you see..."

  15. #29865
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Is the civil service exam even required for TSA agents?
    Apparently so.

    https://www.federaljobs.net/agency_testing.htm

    Nothing about fitting into the blue shirt though so that one may be on a case by case basis.
    I still call it The Jake.

  16. #29866
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2bjenny View Post
    I wasn't suggesting putting them in my luggage - she should try it with hers.
    exactly
    but it's funny when someone else does it
    skid luxury

  17. #29867
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    What about a note in her ski bag that says "Haha bitches, I put the weed in my carry-on this time"
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Years before Ak went legal, one of my seasonal guys went all fuckit and put the last half oz of weed he absolutely couldn't double vacuum seal and tape to his taint in his personal duffel on a Ak Air flight from ANC to BEThel.
    [I heard about this a year later, you understand...]
    Not a bit of problem.
    When he got to the hotel and opened his duffel, the weed was still there, but rubber-banded to a TSA tag that said, "Damn Son!!".

  19. #29869
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    well apparently going online and asking for redelivery of my large envelope for today per the USPS instructions does no good. Just went to the mailbox and no large envelope. They did take my signed notice. Guess we'll see if it turns up tomorrow.

    Just a little pissed.
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  20. #29870
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    Ski wax scrapings - when a tiny little bit gets smeared onto the face of my phone.

    Should know better than to try to mess with the phone while working on skis...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Ski wax scrapings - when a tiny little bit gets smeared onto the face of my phone.

    Should know better than to try to mess with the phone while working on skis...
    Oh sure, does your wife buy that “ski wax on the phone” excuse?
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
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  22. #29872
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Just a little pissed.
    I'd be really pissed too if I couldn't get my hands on my felting book for a chilly Wednesday night. It might have held the holy grail of techniques and designs.

  23. #29873
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    The woman at the supermarket put some smelly hand lotion on right before she handled my meat.

  24. #29874
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    The woman at the supermarket put some smelly hand lotion on right before she handled my meat.
    Is that like a manager's special?

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    Gotta lube up.


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