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  1. #28276
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    There's no such thing as a good education from a Catholic school, unless you're talking about your kids becoming proficient at fending off unwanted sexual advances.
    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    I'm 30 years old, and our planet is fucked. It would be cruel and irresponsible and selfish to bring children into this world. I have no sympathy for breeders, nor desire to join their (regrettably numerous) ranks.
    You just might be the funniest poster on TGR.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    Teaching astronomy must be awkward.
    A bit. But I don't think they expect the Spanish Inquisition.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

  3. #28278
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    Sounds expensive to be a good Christian. I wonder what he would have said if you told him “just because it’s too late for me, does that mean it should be for my young nephew?”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    Brother asked me to be his kid’s godfather.
    1) How was this not its own thread long ago?

    2) You aren’t that close to any black people in Seattle.

  5. #28280
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    I have four god damn god kids.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    I have four god damn god kids.
    What Jesus blatantly fails to appreciate is that it's the meek who are the problem.
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    This thread delivers the best.

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    Christmas lights. I have neighbors putting up orange and purple ones (and others putting up all colors) along with their Halloween decorations. When did this become a thing?? You know those assholes aren't taking them down when they put the decorations away.

  9. #28284
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    I have neighbors.
    I think I see the problem here...

  10. #28285
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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    I'm 30 years old, and our planet is fucked. It would be cruel and irresponsible and selfish to bring children into this world. I have no sympathy for breeders, nor desire to join their (regrettably numerous) ranks.
    Over under on glade having .5 kids? I’ll take the over.

  11. #28286
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Christmas lights. I have neighbors putting up orange and purple ones (and others putting up all colors) along with their Halloween decorations. When did this become a thing?? You know those assholes aren't taking them down when they put the decorations away.
    Colored lights can hypnotize.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

  12. #28287
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Christmas lights. I have neighbors putting up orange and purple ones (and others putting up all colors) along with their Halloween decorations. When did this become a thing?? You know those assholes aren't taking them down when they put the decorations away.
    Yeah, we just leave ours up year round. Who goes through the trouble of taking them down? Buncha amateurs!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Obstruction View Post
    Colored lights can hypnotize.
    Yeah woman. I said get away.
    Move upside and let the man go through...

  14. #28289
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    Shit that annoys you

    Somehow my cell number got input on buyerzone.com for a electric company looking for “phone integration” services.

    I shit you not I’ve received about 100 calls in the last hour and a half. Called buyer zone and they supposedly updated it but still receiving calls. Jeebus christmas

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    Searching online for “leather” shoes.
    80% of listing are for
    “Vegan leather”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Art Shirk View Post
    I have four god damn god kids.


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    Do those offset your actual kids for purposes of Glade's rubric?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Do those offset your actual kids for purposes of Glade's rubric?
    I think so, which means I actually have -2 children. So technically less than glade. I also own shorts, which means less fabric and in turn means lower carbon footprint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    Searching online for “leather” shoes.
    80% of listing are for
    “Vegan leather”
    Leather made from vegans?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skistack View Post
    Leather made from vegans?


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    I'll take two.

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    Somehow my cell number got input on buyerzone.com for a electric company looking for “phone integration” services.

    I shit you not I’ve received about 100 calls in the last hour and a half. Called buyer zone and they supposedly updated it but still receiving calls. Jeebus christmas
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Working from home today because I have to "volunteer" to set up for a sample sale. Volunteer is in quotes because this is for the kiddo's ski racing, and they make you pay an extra $300 if you don't get 3 volunteer credits.

    AND... They just called and cancelled my volunteer shift (due to start in 2 hours) because of weather. And I expect them to say "sorry, no volunteer credit for you", even though I blocked out this time to volunteer. Very annoying.
    Same here but without the cancel, but at least I get to ski when at the races, unlike

    Gymnastics meets. They require volunteers as well or else it’s $500. For shit like selling concessions. For fucks sake...I’m hiring a high school student for $20 an hour to do it instead.


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    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Quote Originally Posted by east or bust View Post
    Somehow my cell number got input on buyerzone.com for a electric company looking for “phone integration” services.

    I shit you not I’ve received about 100 calls in the last hour and a half. Called buyer zone and they supposedly updated it but still receiving calls. Jeebus christmas
    Start taking credit card numbers.
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    Card game last night at a friend and another friend brings over his dog, which in all other cases is totally awesome in my world. Except this guys dog is a big, untrained, unaffectionate PITA. It's an Irish Wolfhound which is the size of a small pony. It does not listen and just gets into everything and knocks shit over. The owner is constantly raising his voice telling him to lay down, stop, come here..... He is pretty much a loner so I feel sorry for him and try to give the dog some loving, but the dog might as well be a camel. It is so undoglike.
    The fact that he knocked the table and caused a re-deal when I had a winning hand and I later got burned big on 2 normally excellent hands did not help .either.

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    Weekend warrior neighbors and renters across the street kept getting louder as they got more drunk. Good [warm] weather had them outside, had to shut the windows at 10pm to enjoy the evening.
    They sure have been quiet today.
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    ^^^^. That’s what a early mow is for. Weeds looking long also

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