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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Ran into an old high school buddy, and, we've been reminiscing of sorts. Both of us are kind of pissed that a lot of these rock stars are still alive and even performing. It just isn't fair. I mean, if they start dying tomorrow, which they will, that's cool, because they'll be in their fucking 70s. That's usually the end of the road. Here we are, eating fairly well, stopped smoking, exercising, you know, living healthy, and these guys had all the fun and it didn't kill them. Fuck, David Crosby, just to pick one. How is he still alive? He was the size of a house, and probably did enough cocaine to fill a Cadillac. He sounds good. Fuck, it just isn't fair.
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    Behold the killing fields that lie before us: Bob Dylan (78 years old); Paul McCartney (77); Paul Simon (77) and Art Garfunkel (77); Carole King (77); Brian Wilson (77); Mick Jagger (76) and Keith Richards (75); Joni Mitchell (75); Jimmy Page (75) and Robert Plant (71); Ray Davies (75); Roger Daltrey (75) and Pete Townshend (74); Roger Waters (75) and David Gilmour (73); Rod Stewart (74); Eric Clapton (74); Debbie Harry (74); Neil Young (73); Van Morrison (73); Bryan Ferry (73); Elton John (72); Don Henley (72); James Taylor (71); Jackson Browne (70); Billy Joel (70); and Bruce Springsteen (69, but turning 70 next month).
    lotta Cadillac's worth of coke and more in that list

    surprised to see Debbie Harry in the middle of it. Didn't realize how relatively old she must have been when Blondie were getting going (1977?) Gave all those 1960s rockers a 15 year head start

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    Am flying on United Basic Economy in a couple of days (quick weekend trip so I don't need a big bag and don't care where I sit). I just discovered that with this fare class, you can not check in online. How fucking stupid is that? I have the United app, why not let me check in online with the app, and assign my seat whenever you do that? Why make me go to a fucking kiosk to check in, when you know I don't have a bag?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    But did he put ketchup on it?
    Well, the bruschetta was basically chopped tomatoes... so... sort of?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TG View Post
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    lotta Cadillac's worth of coke and more in that list

    surprised to see Debbie Harry in the middle of it. Didn't realize how relatively old she must have been when Blondie were getting going (1977?) Gave all those 1960s rockers a 15 year head start
    Funny how many of them are too old to be boomers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Am flying on United Basic Economy in a couple of days (quick weekend trip so I don't need a big bag and don't care where I sit). I just discovered that with this fare class, you can not check in online. How fucking stupid is that? I have the United app, why not let me check in online with the app, and assign my seat whenever you do that? Why make me go to a fucking kiosk to check in, when you know I don't have a bag?
    I am somewhat annoyed that you posed it as a question. You know exactly why.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Goddam teenager came home from school for lunch and ate all my leftover bruschetta.
    Ha! My teenager complains that I eat “his” food... His clif bars, his iced tea, his apples. I’m like, “Yours?!?!? Who’s paying for all this food?”
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    Ha! My teenager complains that I eat “his” food... His clif bars, his iced tea, his apples. I’m like, “Yours?!?!? Who’s paying for all this food?”
    Yeah - I have that conversation about just about everything fairly regularly. Little fokker doesn't have a job and is always referring to shit as "his"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Am flying on United Basic Economy in a couple of days (quick weekend trip so I don't need a big bag and don't care where I sit). I just discovered that with this fare class, you can not check in online. How fucking stupid is that? I have the United app, why not let me check in online with the app, and assign my seat whenever you do that? Why make me go to a fucking kiosk to check in, when you know I don't have a bag?
    Wait until you find out you can't check in at a kiosk either. I flew United one way BTV>EWR to pick up a car in January and had to wait in line behind the bag checkers to get a boarding pass, just had my camera pack as a carry on, tried the kiosk and it said, "wait for attendant" or similar bs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Wait until you find out you can't check in at a kiosk either. I flew United one way BTV>EWR to pick up a car in January and had to wait in line behind the bag checkers to get a boarding pass, just had my camera pack as a carry on, tried the kiosk and it said, "wait for attendant" or similar bs.
    For real?
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    Yep. ^^^ Gotta get to the gate check line first and beg the attendant (whenever they show up) for a good seat. Total crapshoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Yep. ^^^ Gotta get to the gate check line first and beg the attendant (whenever they show up) for a good seat. Total crapshoot.
    There’s a reason they call it FU class.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spanky View Post
    There’s a reason they call it FCclass.
    FIFY
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    I don't care that much about my seat, I'm already expecting middle seat near the back. But having to check in with a person is asinine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I don't care that much about my seat, I'm already expecting middle seat near the back. But having to check in with a person is asinine.
    They wanna make sure you aren’t wearing a “HAIL SATAN” T-shirt.
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    Experiencing this for the first time. I dont even remember the last time I had to get a paper boarding pass. If they can even get with the electronic age for boarding passes it kind of makes me wonder about their maintenance program.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    They wanna make sure you aren’t wearing a “HAIL SATAN” T-shirt.
    This is what I was planning to wear.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    For real?
    Yes, Sucked as there were some assholes digging through their bags at the counter for shit they wanted to take on the flight and I just wanted to get through security and chill with a magazine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by teleee View Post
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    Experiencing this for the first time. I dont even remember the last time I had to get a paper boarding pass. If they can even get with the electronic age for boarding passes it kind of makes me wonder about their maintenance program.
    It’s for the charge they put on carry-ons now.
    Having a person check you in and a paper ticket means some is always “verifying” you aren’t getting a free $25 carry-on past them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    It’s for the charge they put on carry-ons now.
    Having a person check you in and a paper ticket means some is always “verifying” you aren’t getting a free $25 carry-on past them.


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    Except it's so easy to do that at the gate, why bother at the check in counter?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Except it's so easy to do that at the gate, why bother at the check in counter?
    2-step verification and it’s easier to charge you at the counter vs the gate.


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    All this makes me so glad that I fly Delta pretty much exclusively.

    App is really good, instant notifications where my bag is from check in to loading to what belt it’s on (in the event I do check one), ability to pick a seat on the app when you do one touch check in. Really quite painless and add in direct flights to everywhere and the Skymiles AmEX for me and that makes one loyal customer.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Except it's so easy to do that at the gate, why bother at the check in counter?
    And they didnt actually charge me for my carry on. Good reminder why I am a loyal Delta customer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Wait until you find out you can't check in at a kiosk either. I flew United one way BTV>EWR to pick up a car in January and had to wait in line behind the bag checkers to get a boarding pass, just had my camera pack as a carry on, tried the kiosk and it said, "wait for attendant" or similar bs.
    And here I thought my situation was bad last week when the G4 didn't have a corkscrew so I was sitting at 38,000 ft with a bottle of Chateau Margaux '95 and no way to open it.
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    C’mon, have the steward use his shoe:

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