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  1. #32276
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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    Seriously dude, DO NOT GO TO SUMMIT FORD.
    Where else can I go for warranty repair?

  2. #32277
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    The sound of my wife stripping the head of another screw. For the love of dog, when you hear the bit start to spin in the slot don't just keep going.
    That's GILFy hot.

  3. #32278
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    Thanks to dantheman I’m eating a loaf of bread in a day and thanks to boissal I have to go to the store every day to get a new one. You guys are now both named in my in-case-of-sudden-death letter.
    Vibes. Consider adding DTM and I to the will on top of the letter. After all, we're precipitating your demise BUT your last few years (hopefully!) will be happy tasty gluten-full ones!

    I just grabbed my coffee mug to take a swig and right as I put it to my lips I noticed a rather large black speck on the rim. Too late to avoid the boxelder bug getting in my mouth. I'm sure you've all squashed some and know the very distinctive smell they produce. Let me tell you how well the taste goes with coffee... I bet our resident expert roaster tgapp could write a great paragraph about that pairing.
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by mfcf13 View Post
    There has to be a good joke in here somewhere. Maybe something about female Viagra.
    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    That's GILFy hot.
    Chuckles

  5. #32280
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    Today, I turned my laptop on for the first time since Jan 2020. Wow, Win10 engineers; you’ve been busy. I’ve been doing update after update for more than three hours. Fuck.

  6. #32281
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
    Today, I turned my laptop on for the first time since Jan 2020. Wow, Win10 engineers; you’ve been busy. I’ve been doing update after update for more than three hours. Fuck.
    Ya, I bought a refurb for my wife's business and it took a lot of updating. The upside is they loaded windows 10 Pro only. No bloatware.

  7. #32282
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    So, something has changed with linking images for me. On a Mac with Safari runnig Catalina 14.0.1. Instead of saving the whole url of an image it saves some sort of shorthand for the address, which if I paste it in a reply comes out in blue with an underscore, and it doesn't work for linking the image.

    Is there some setting in Safari I need to tweak to get it to copy the whole url? Or does this have to do with google? Most of the time if I want to post an iamge I found it through google image search. I know google tweaked some shit with images recently. But if I use Chrome I can get the url if I click though to the original photo and then copy the address.

    I'd just like this to work like it did up until recently.

  8. #32283
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    benny's having the same problem when he attempts to post pics here....

  9. #32284
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    Well we share the same computer.

    Ever seen us both post at once?

  10. #32285
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    Watched the progress of the UPS truck on their app.
    Finally got here. But he only drops one of the two packages (2 solar panels each). He says, No that’s all.
    A bashed, beat box... thankfully the inner packing is sufficient.

    Then, watch the app showing the other package wind it’s way further away. It just arrived back at the depot.

    Go Brown.

  11. #32286
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    The fact that spell check does not correctly change fuckign into fucking.


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  12. #32287
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    Quote Originally Posted by EWG View Post
    The fact that spell check does not correctly change fuckign into fucking.


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    “Fucking” to “ducking” has nearly cost me at least two iPhones.
    I still call it The Jake.

  13. #32288
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    “Fucking” to “ducking” has nearly cost me at least two iPhones.
    Add Mr. Fucked Fucker and his trusty partner, Ms. Fuck Fucking, to your contacts.
    focus.

  14. #32289
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    Nobody's got a clue what's going on with linking images? Well that's annoying.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    So, something has changed with linking images for me. On a Mac with Safari runnig Catalina 14.0.1. Instead of saving the whole url of an image it saves some sort of shorthand for the address, which if I paste it in a reply comes out in blue with an underscore, and it doesn't work for linking the image.

    Is there some setting in Safari I need to tweak to get it to copy the whole url? Or does this have to do with google? Most of the time if I want to post an iamge I found it through google image search. I know google tweaked some shit with images recently. But if I use Chrome I can get the url if I click though to the original photo and then copy the address.

    I'd just like this to work like it did up until recently.
    I have no idea since I don't have a mac, but when I use google images and right click to get the image url, half the time it's an image url and the other half it isn't. No idea why and no solution, I usually just keep looking for an image that returns an image url.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Why is there no delete or end button on the Apple Magic Keyboard?

    And if it is under some hidden function that annoys me even more.


    Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

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    I’m sure this has been stated on here before but Comcast annoys me.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Add Mr. Fucked Fucker and his trusty partner, Ms. Fuck Fucking, to your contacts.
    FKNA. This kind of tech talk is why I come to TGR.

  19. #32294
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    Quote Originally Posted by dtown View Post
    I’m sure this has been stated on here before but Comcast annoys me.
    They are definitely annoying... but much less so than CenturyLink.

  20. #32295
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    They are definitely annoying... but much less so than CenturyLink.
    I am truly sorry for anyone who is a centurylink subscriber.

  21. #32296
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    Fuck Centurylink. They hit one of my clients with an $8000 bill last spring, for ten years of back-billing; apparently they billed the wrong rate. And since it was a VOIP line, it's technically not covered by any governmental agency, so not regulated, meaning there's little to no recourse for my client. Assholes.

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    Just discovered that my license expired on my birthday. And my pic is too old for online renewal; I have to make an appointment and go in to the office for a new one. Pray for me.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Just discovered that my license expired on my birthday. And my pic is too old for online renewal; I have to make an appointment and go in to the office for a new one. Pray for me.
    You can go to any office in the state, not just your local one. I found the process quite easy. Had to do it multiple times this summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    You can go to any office in the state, not just your local one. I found the process quite easy. Had to do it multiple times this summer.
    yeah, but there's no real reason to go anywhere but my local one. I'm not annoyed by the local office, I am just annoyed that I have to go to an office.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Same thing happened to my mom. She was able to make a appointment to avoid sitting forever.

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