Shit that annoys you

[KQ]

Functional illiteracy.

im prolly pissed off the most that no1 reads a dam thing anymore and everything is based on anecdotal bullshit tho after that im really not for sure if its the complete lack of punctuation bad grammer or mispelling that pisses me off next or maybe the alfanumeric pigeon language thats evolving to replace some words

i really gotta edit up some photos for a craigslist add for a car trailor with 15000 lb electric wench

I think I c wot u did thar

[Skistack]

Dude stops his Prius in his lane. Busts out his fancy long lens camera and is blocking traffic to take pictures of eagles.

That's what horns are for. And not the beep-beep, excuse me honk. It's the I'm laying on this fucking horn until you move your stupid ass honk.

[frorider]

That's what flamethrowers are for..

FIFY

[Powder Ho]

Last bottle from the LLS.

[The Notorious J.O.N.G.]

I stand amazed at that level of effort. Just reading it made my head want to explode.
I salute you sir.
But your 15000 lb electric wench - I need details. Pics would be better. [I think...but now I'm rethinking that.]
Booner's the thicc guy - he'd probably enjoy them.

Unfortunately, I'm only good at editing landscape photos. Fortunately, you don't need a picture. I'll paint one for you with words:

First, we get this Booner fellow to give us a photo of some of his favorite company (with her express consent, of course) wearing lederhosen whilst lying seductively on a bed. Then, we isolate her rotund figure from the image, enlarge her largeness, and superimpose her onto a flatbed trailer. Once this is done, the fun part begins! We add lighting bolts shooting out from every curve, fold, and crevasse.

Ok, maybe a pic would be better, but I think you get the idea now.

[wicked_sick]

^^ that's something I'd consider paying someone to airbrush on my van

[snoqpass]

You live in the mountains and still drive to town to buy a Christmas tree

[wicked_sick]

You live in the mountains and still drive to town to buy a Christmas tree

I've seen people pay money for "festive cedar boughs" People who live in a fucking coastal cedar forest where "festive cedar boughs" grow on trees YEAR ROUND almost everywhere.

More amusing than annoying.

[Benny Profane]

I'll start one a little early before the January crowds hit the gym.

LEAVE THE FUCKING PHONE AT HOME. Or in the car. At least in your locker. What, you cant live without the thing for an hour or two, asshole?

And, no, that's not your machine. It sorta belongs to all of us. We share everything. We take turns. It's a "club". SO PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY AND GET OFF OF THE MACHINE.

[JongDoe]

I think nowadays people feel naked without their phone, but yes douchebags, don't be texting or looking up some bs on your phone while you're bogarting the machine. And get your dumb ass up after you finish a set rather than rest so someone else can work in.

[MakersTeleMark]

Do they serve club sammie's for lunch?

[MakersTeleMark]

mine does plus a nice weekend breakfast

That must be nice.

[billyk]

Fucking cedar trees. I mean that literally. Cedar trees having sex annoy the hell out of me.

[MontuckyFried]

UPS. Ordered a gift for my wife for Christmas that I can't buy locally so bought online like a month ago. FINALLY shipped out well over a week ago but still should've had plenty of time. Got a notice from UPS last Thursday saying to expect the package on Friday. It arrived to the city in time, but they bumped back my package to arrive this Thursday so it's just sitting for like a week at the depot and won't make it in time for Christmas. It was my wife's main present too, so she won't be getting anything but stocking stuffers tomorrow. Grrrrr.... UPS has been failing so hard lately. Destroyed a very expensive package I shipped out recently too.

[PB]

Fuck UPS, but jeezo - it's yer wife's Xmas gift - SUCK IT UP AND GO PICK IT UP AT THE UPS WAREHOUSE!

[JongDoe]

UPS. Ordered a gift for my wife for Christmas that I can't buy locally so bought online like a month ago. FINALLY shipped out well over a week ago but still should've had plenty of time. Got a notice from UPS last Thursday saying to expect the package on Friday. It arrived to the city in time, but they bumped back my package to arrive this Thursday so it's just sitting for like a week at the depot and won't make it in time for Christmas. It was my wife's main present too, so she won't be getting anything but stocking stuffers tomorrow. Grrrrr.... UPS has been failing so hard lately. Destroyed a very expensive package I shipped out recently too.

Maybe bumped because Amazon packages get priority since they're such a big customer and it's coming down to crunch time?? Even so it still should have been plenty of time. I'm a professional procrastinator and have resorted to taking a pic of the item and putting that in a card. I blame it on UPS also

[MontuckyFried]

Fuck UPS, but jeezo - it's yer wife's Xmas gift - SUCK IT UP AND GO PICK IT UP AT THE UPS WAREHOUSE!

I really wanted to but literally not enough time. Depot's a two+ hour round trip when it's all said and done. No way they'd be able to find it in any reasonable amount of time either. Jerks...

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[MontuckyFried]

Maybe bumped because Amazon packages get priority since they're such a big customer and it's coming down to crunch time?? Even so it still should have been plenty of time. I'm a professional procrastinator and have resorted to taking a pic of the item and putting that in a card. I blame it on UPS also

I bet you're totally right! Especially with Amazon's "guaranteed by Christmas." I bet everybody else's packages get knocked down the totem pole. WTF?

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[MakersTeleMark]

I really wanted to but literally not enough time. Depot's a two+ hour round trip when it's all said and done. No way they'd be able to find it in any reasonable amount of time either. Jerks...

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You suck at Christmas.

[TurxSki]

Well, if it was sitting around for days at merchants, *unshipped*, that is hardly the fault of UPS.
If you choose basic/ground shipping, then a good chance that your box will get ignored, when shit hits fan.

Next Day air/2 Day air/3 day Select take priority.
*And* will usually get shipping upgrades if they get delayed at source, or in transit.
I expect.

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[wyeaster]

watery stouts that have no more body than an ipa. so disappointing.

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[MontuckyFried]

You suck at Christmas.

That I do. FML. I'm usually the king of procrastination but this year I really tried. Haha. Yeah, the shipper obviously dropped the ball but it's not exactly from a big company. I still blame UPS for jumping the gun in notifying me then delaying like a week.

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[booner]

Is anyone else as disgusted with themselves as I am for how money they spent Xmas shopping?

Fuck

[Supermoon]

I’m always shocked at just how much money we bleed this month between parties and stocking stuffers and nieces and nephews. It adds up super fast.

[Name Redacted]

Driving around Breckenridge Colorado on a snowy christmas eve makes me want to kill people.