Shit that annoys you

**riser4** · 05-20-2019, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Rideski

How old is your wife?

The little girl. Your women. I want to buy your women.

**skaredshtles** · 05-20-2019, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by Rideski

How old is your wife?

MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!!

**The AD** · 05-20-2019, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by HankScorpio

Oh the answer is a big fucking "no." I just can't comprehend how you can so goddamn delusional that you commit people to a trip to Jamaica without telling them then send them the bill.

It would be too presumptuous even if they were footing the bill. Booking it for you and then sending you the bill is another level.

**MakersTeleMark** · 05-20-2019, 11:33 AM

Tell them you are putting the trip on layaway.

**old goat** · 05-20-2019, 12:13 PM

Be grateful MIL to be didn't give Sandals your cc number. Or did she?

**HankScorpio** · 05-20-2019, 12:21 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Be grateful MIL to be didn't give Sandals your cc number. Or did she?

Absolutely fucking not. Sandals only has my wife's e-mail and I bet future MIL was stupid enough to give them her phone #.

**evdog** · 05-20-2019, 12:49 PM

At least airfare can't be booked without a cc number.

**Timberridge** · 05-20-2019, 01:09 PM

After Haiti, Jamaica is the biggest shithole in the Caribbean.

If they have their hearts set on Jamaica, what about suggesting they get married in Jamaica, VT? Once mid June rolls around the black flies go away, and the rolling green hills of S. VT will provide a bucolic setting for their marital vows.

**BmillsSkier** · 05-20-2019, 01:19 PM

Or how about Cabo? I just learned here that it is the murder capital of the world and could prove to make a very exciting destination to start married life together.

They may even allow for the daughter to attend.

**Timberridge** · 05-20-2019, 01:29 PM

They might even run into Sammy Hagar in Cabo.

**BmillsSkier** · 05-20-2019, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

They might even run into Sammy Hagar in Cabo.

That’s incentive enough for the thousands that make their way there every year for vacation.

I’d have to assume it would carry even more weight if nuptials were on the line.

**mcski** · 05-20-2019, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

Yeah. This is all future-stuff.

It'll be nice, though.

Ya, but right now I want to know where's my fucking jet pack?

**mcski** · 05-20-2019, 02:28 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Can this get it’s own thread?

And can we expect an invite if you’re not going?

And a potential trip report.

Destination weddings are annoying bullshit, but that's next level

**alias_rice** · 05-20-2019, 02:43 PM

The mother in law does sound like she’d be fun to get drunk with.

**booner** · 05-20-2019, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by alias_rice

The mother in law does sound like she’d be fun to get drunk with.

Might be fun to get REALLY drunk with her...near a large body of water

**BCMtnHound** · 05-20-2019, 03:11 PM

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**BCMtnHound** · 05-20-2019, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by mcski

Ya, but right now I want to know where's my fucking jet pack?

Anti-Gravity boots. A little anti-gravity strip in the sole of mountaineering and ski boots. Maybe a little strip in the waistband of the pack. That’s all I’ve been asking for, for the past 30yrs working in the mtns. I’d even give up my sled for that.

**riser4** · 05-20-2019, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

depends, she could be a shitty drunk.

That's not the point.

**iceman** · 05-20-2019, 05:12 PM

of depends?

**riser4** · 05-20-2019, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

of depends?

No, of getting her drunk near a large body if water... Depends will handle the shitty part. However, not sure if sharks eat depends, so some evidence my float away.

**BmillsSkier** · 05-20-2019, 06:20 PM

Flotsam and jetsam.

**mcski** · 05-20-2019, 11:28 PM

Coincidentally, a friend just posted about a destination FUNERAL. Just sayin

**TurxSki** · 05-20-2019, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

...get married in Jamaica, VT? Once mid June rolls around the black flies go away, and the rolling green hills of S. VT will provide a bucolic setting for their marital vows.

RU channelling AZ Gregg?

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**Obstruction** · 05-21-2019, 05:55 AM

Aw I think it’s touching that bat shit crazy future MIL wants to make sure that you join them at Sandals to cover the minimum guaranteed room count and ensure that she and bat shit crazy FIL get their room comped.