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  1. #27726
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    People that get over a mile before a lane closure and leave an empty lane for a mile making problem way worse. I'll never understand
    US 202 south of Augusta, ME has "alternate merge" signs prominently displayed in places where two lanes collapse into one. I still saw folks jumping in the left lane early and reluctantly letting me merge when I followed the instructions on the sign.

  2. #27727
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Probably should go into the amusement thread... but people still watch news on TV?

    Sheesh, , all the news that is relevant is right here in the PF.

  3. #27728
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    I'm in the middle lane, car in the right is a couple of car lengths behind me (the warning light on the passenger side mirror isn't lit) and going the same speed. Just before the right lane merges into the middle she suddenly floors it so she's about 2 feet ahead and I have to slam on the brakes and swerve left to keep from hitting her. I'm still trying to figure out what might have been going through her mind, other than deliberately being an asshole. The next time she decides to be an asshole it might be smarter to do it where there isn't a traffic camera.

  4. #27729
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Probably should go into the amusement thread... but people still watch news on TV?
    People do. And read newspapers. And magazines. Maybe if fewer people got their news from Facebook we'd all be better off.

  5. #27730
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    People do. And read newspapers. And magazines. Maybe if fewer people got their news from Facebook we'd all be better off.
    Hear, hear.

  6. #27731
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    Buncha old codgers.

    Facebook. lol.

  7. #27732
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Buncha old codgers.

    Facebook. lol.
    yeah but we've been doing this social media shit as Maggots since before Facebook so



    GET OFF OUR LAWN!!

  8. #27733
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    Look at these fucking assholes

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  9. #27734
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    What would it take to get Purina kicked out of Denver?
    Fucking Southwesterly anomalous winds.
    Only smell it a few days a year but fuck.
    Entire city property value would raise 10% if we kick them out.

  10. #27735
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    In a hotel and this fucking light won’t shut off.

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    Literally looked everywhere, even peaked up at the top and it looked hard wired. Thought there’s no way you have to climb on top of the bed to shut the light off. I must be missing it. Finally call the front desk. He looks everywhere for 5 minutes. We both stand up on the bed and there’s a fucking pull chain on one side of this light.

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  11. #27736
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    Did you try clapping?

  12. #27737
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    Tile manufacturers that fuck up their mosaics... Was almost done when I noticed right in front of the door a sheet that had extra little grey tiles in it. WTF!?!

    Sent from my H3223 using Tapatalk

  13. #27738
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    Those emu insurance commercials. They were stupid when they first played them, and now they're showing new ones. Please stop.

  14. #27739
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    OCD alert!
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

  15. #27740
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Did you try clapping?
    Awesome I think I would have used what we called a BFH in the military. Big fucking hammer

  16. #27741
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    Quote Originally Posted by SirVicSmasher View Post
    Tile manufacturers that fuck up their mosaics... Was almost done when I noticed right in front of the door a sheet that had extra little grey tiles in it. WTF!?!

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    PLEASE tell me you swapped those misplaced tiles with the right ones before laying them. That would drive me freaking nuts too.

  17. #27742
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Those emu insurance commercials. They were stupid when they first played them, and now they're showing new ones. Please stop.
    So true. Lots of funny insurance company commercials on TV nowadays, but these ain't it.
    And it shows how much money these companies make that there are so many of them.
    My wife is in the insurances business so I'll say no more.

  18. #27743
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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    PLEASE tell me you swapped those misplaced tiles with the right ones before laying them. That would drive me freaking nuts too.
    Yeah as soon as I realized I ripped that sheet out. I couldn't tell until I took a picture and looked at the picture. In real life the optical illusion is intense because the pattern is so busy any way.

    Sent from my H3223 using Tapatalk

  19. #27744
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Did you try clapping?
    I actually did. Felt really stupid doing it but I was desperate.

  20. #27745
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    Self checkout at the supermarket
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  21. #27746
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    i LOVE self-checkout. i always set the language to spanish. you'd be amazed at how often the checker overseeing self-checkout tries to change it back to english while i'm bagging.

  22. #27747
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    i LOVE self-checkout. i always set the language to spanish. you'd be amazed at how often the checker overseeing self-checkout tries to change it back to english while i'm bagging.
    Like.

  23. #27748
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    i LOVE self-checkout. i always set the language to spanish. you'd be amazed at how often the checker overseeing self-checkout tries to change it back to english while i'm bagging.
    Cool. Bookmarked in my head.

  24. #27749
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    People flying drones in Wilderness Area. Illegal and more importantly obnoxious. I think drone buzz is the new chalk squeaking on blackboard.

    Also, an itch in a spot that is numb from surgery--scratching does no good.

  25. #27750
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    NOOB eBay putzes.
    Dude won an item Friday night at 9, sends me a message today all pissed off that it didn’t ship yet, and called me a fraud...the PO here in JH (83001) doesn’t ship out anything on Saturdays.
    eBay supposedly sent him a message explaining things (and that I have two business days to complete the shipment), but still...
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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