Shit that annoys you

[johnnyg82]

This thread should have been called, old men whining.
Take a Nap, Whiners.

GET OFF MY LAWN! I yell with my hose in hand.

[old goat]

There are no children here. And no lawns. But I do yell at the jays that try to nest over my front door. And they yell back. A hose won't reach them but my special squirt gun will.

[skaredshtles]

There are no children here. And no lawns. But I do yell at the jays that try to nest over my front door. And they yell back. A hose won't reach them but my special squirt gun will.

<prepares report to U.S. Fish & Wildlife service for violation of the Migratory Bird Treaty Act>

[old goat]

Ha! I looked it up. I can discourage them from nesting as long as I don't disturb an actual nest. Not that I would EVER do such a thing. Anyway, the jays don't migrate (although I don't suppose that matters). They bother us all year round. Like the geese.

[skaredshtles]

Ha! I looked it up. I can discourage them from nesting as long as I don't disturb an actual nest. Not that I would EVER do such a thing. Anyway, the jays don't migrate (although I don't suppose that matters). They bother us all year round. Like the geese.

Still protected:

"The MBTA also covers many species that are generally considered non-migratory resident birds, including jays and most species of woodpeckers."

[JongDoe]

Have you considered subcontracting your billing report spreadsheet work to Ranjan?

Made me crack up on a Team meeting with my camera on

[JongDoe]

Ha! I looked it up. I can discourage them from nesting as long as I don't disturb an actual nest. Not that I would EVER do such a thing. Anyway, the jays don't migrate (although I don't suppose that matters). They bother us all year round. Like the geese.

There are some kick ass fun Nerf guns on Amazon that are very cheap and will do the trick.