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Thread: Shit that annoys you
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02-05-2020, 01:10 PM #29851"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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02-05-2020, 01:11 PM #29852
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02-05-2020, 01:20 PM #29853
No it is not. Mrs Beece, on the other hand, plays by different rules. We are in a small airport this summer with a suitcase loaded up with craft beer to take home. The airport is small enough that you can see the TSA agent open the suitcase and check through the contents. He did. She watches. She thinks he didn't zip it back up when he put it on the belt, so she starts waving her arms and yelling at him from across the room. That gets the TSA agents' attention real quick, it turns out.
After deciding that we would need someone not in custody to rearrange travel plans and bail out Mrs Beece, I slowly backed away. I'd do it again. However, they decided she wasn't a threat and double checked the zipper for her. What the fuck? If it was me, I'd still be in jail.
Which brings up another 'shit that annoys you." Cute women can get away with anything. Despite the fact that's worked out well for me being married to her over the years, it's still ridiculous.
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02-05-2020, 01:31 PM #29854
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02-05-2020, 01:34 PM #29855Registered User
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Is the civil service exam even required for TSA agents?
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02-05-2020, 01:44 PM #29856
that you JONGS keep responding to DSM's stupid-ass threads. Just can't help yerselves I guess
"Can't you see..."
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02-05-2020, 01:48 PM #29857
Apparently so.
https://www.federaljobs.net/agency_testing.htm
Nothing about fitting into the blue shirt though so that one may be on a case by case basis.I still call it The Jake.
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02-05-2020, 01:49 PM #29858
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02-05-2020, 02:06 PM #29859
What about a note in her ski bag that says "Haha bitches, I put the weed in my carry-on this time"
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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02-05-2020, 03:16 PM #29860
Years before Ak went legal, one of my seasonal guys went all fuckit and put the last half oz of weed he absolutely couldn't double vacuum seal and tape to his taint in his personal duffel on a Ak Air flight from ANC to BEThel.
[I heard about this a year later, you understand...]
Not a bit of problem.
When he got to the hotel and opened his duffel, the weed was still there, but rubber-banded to a TSA tag that said, "Damn Son!!".
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02-05-2020, 03:33 PM #29861
well apparently going online and asking for redelivery of my large envelope for today per the USPS instructions does no good. Just went to the mailbox and no large envelope. They did take my signed notice. Guess we'll see if it turns up tomorrow.
Just a little pissed.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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02-05-2020, 05:47 PM #29862
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02-05-2020, 06:05 PM #29863
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02-05-2020, 07:02 PM #29864
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02-05-2020, 07:07 PM #29865
The woman at the supermarket put some smelly hand lotion on right before she handled my meat.
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02-05-2020, 07:10 PM #29866
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02-05-2020, 07:23 PM #29867
Gotta lube up.
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02-05-2020, 07:44 PM #29868
My 5yo projectile vomited PB&J in my wife's car on the way home from swim lessons. I now have the front seat tore out of it trying to get it all cleaned out. At least I'm having a beer in peace I guess.
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02-05-2020, 07:47 PM #29869
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02-05-2020, 08:47 PM #29870“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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02-05-2020, 08:50 PM #29871
See how easy it is to not be annoyed?
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02-05-2020, 08:53 PM #29872“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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02-05-2020, 09:20 PM #29873
God forbid. 1st world problems galore.
I'm sure your horses missed you dearly.
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02-05-2020, 09:53 PM #29874
We do live in a 1st world so technically all problems here fall into that category. No?
I've always wondered about that jab. Are people who live in 1st worlds not allowed to have problems?
The horses did miss me. I left late when they expect to be brought in and fed.
Curious, would that be an equine 1st world problem or just a pain in the (horse's) ass?“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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02-05-2020, 10:40 PM #29875
Not getting tucked in with their electric blankie instead of ending up on a plate for some hot pot?
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