Expiration dates on glass bottles. You have to twist that bottle in every direction to find it and then read it? Good luck. Damn my eyes are getting bad, and my stomach is feeling a bit sour.
Expiration dates on glass bottles. You have to twist that bottle in every direction to find it and then read it? Good luck. Damn my eyes are getting bad, and my stomach is feeling a bit sour.
Paying 6000 dollars in taxes to a state I haven't stepped foot in in 11.5 months..
When overweight people wear short short.
Of course the attractive girls get called on it and have to change, but not the heavy kids.
Where can one buy a nice shawl these days?
Fucking cancer.
In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).
Postnasal drip
Allergies.
Granny panty lines.
I walk to work. I get really annoyed when I have a green light and am in a cross walk and the person in the car coming from the side, usually turning, gives me the "It's OK for you to go" hand gesture.
Not shit...I can go...on a green...while in a cross walk?!?!?!?!
I have no idea why my reaction is so disproportional to the act, but...this is the "Shit that annoys you" thread.
It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.
I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.
Out for some baseball and drinking last night with a few guys from work. One guy apparently thinks it's cool to refer to beer as a "drinky-poo". As in, "you guys want a drinky-poo?". Dude's seriously at risk of getting assaulted.
Sounds like my old college roommate. Biggest douche-nozzle I've had the displeasure of living with.
The dumb cunts would literally cheer himself on while doing homework while I was trying to sleep. Shouting away about how fucking awesome he was.
Piece of shit drove an Audi in MT too.
Originally Posted by Smoke
I like to annoy people from Oregon (I’m from OR) and Nevada by mispronouncing their states. I say Ore-gone and Nev-ah-dah… really fucking annoys people from those states and they’re always very quick to correct me. I take pleasure in that.
Wheelsize Nazis
Coming back from an hour meeting to find 32 emails, none of which were actually for me. Fucking distro lists.
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Velcro - sometimes![]()
Having to take a dump right after a shower.
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