Shit that annoys you

**wicked_sick** · 09-14-2017, 11:28 PM

Doesn't matter if it's a beer, a sandwich, or a full on picnic. There'll be wasps.

Wasps in your beer, on your sandwich and all over your picnic

fuck wasps.

**snoqpass** · 09-14-2017, 11:52 PM

Still waiting for my Miracle Spring Water

**delco714** · 09-15-2017, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by AK47bp

My wife is way smarter than me. She still can't load a dishwasher or pack a car for a trip. Spatial reasoning just happens to be tough for women and easy for men. Just one of those things.

Example..my fiancee did this last night

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**delco714** · 09-15-2017, 04:58 AM

Originally Posted by PB

Holy Shit Mary Magdelena!!! The crease in the door gasket is perfectly designed to produce the PERFECT environment for not just any run of the mill mold, but specifically the models that stinks up half the goddam house. The Over Lords are truly diabolical. And God help you if you overlook the solids in the dog poop clean up rags, cuz it will settle heavily in that very same gasket. There's really a lot of secret shit they don't tell you about front loaders.

High efficiency top loader. Best fucking thing.. Imo

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**riser4** · 09-15-2017, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by delco714

High efficiency top loader. Best fucking thing.. Imo

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Dunno, in my mind the HE TLs are the worst of all the options combining the disadvantages of trad TLs with the disadvantages of HE FLs and then adding a few new disadvantages. I've never owned one because of all that.

**delco714** · 09-15-2017, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

Dunno, in my mind the HE TLs are the worst of all the options combining the disadvantages of trad TLs with the disadvantages of HE FLs and then adding a few new disadvantages. I've never owned one because of all that.

Well.. You're mind is confused!

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**concretejungle** · 09-15-2017, 07:01 AM

Originally Posted by PB

dog poop clean up rags

Huh?

**4matic** · 09-15-2017, 09:13 AM

Thrash metal annoys me. Now I know why:

"We talk with Dave Mustaine, founder of thrash metal band Megadeth, about the band's success and his venture into the wine and craft beer business"

**AK47bp** · 09-15-2017, 09:32 AM

Happy Friday!

**PNWbrit** · 09-15-2017, 09:37 AM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

Huh?

That shit is weird.

**Meadow Skipper** · 09-15-2017, 09:42 AM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

Huh?

If only they made some sort of, I don't know, disposable rag or towel, like out of paper or something.

**Art Shirk** · 09-15-2017, 09:52 AM

Right now this is hilarious, but its going to get annoying...

For anyone that is super tasty to mosquitoes, I found an amazing topical ointment that basically neutralizes the itch almost immediately and keeps any swelling at bay. It's called Preparation H. yeah, same shit you slather on your junk yard for hemorrhoids. Man, that stuff just works for itches.

So, I have a tube of it in my work bag seeing as the skeeters have been using me as a hemoglobin buffet all summer. I drug some shit out of my bag on top of my desk at work earlier this week and thought nothing of it. Buddy of mine walks by me in the hall and says, "Sup Hemmy." Dude smokes a lot so I didnt think much of it. Found the tube laying out on my desk pretty prominently for everyone to see as they roll by and then it clicked. I guess that's my name now.

**wyeaster** · 09-15-2017, 09:53 AM

Hemmy Commonlaw, Esq.

i like it.

PB · 09-15-2017, 10:11 AM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

If only they made some sort of, I don't know, disposable rag or towel, like out of paper or something.

Well sure, for the infrequent, mostly firm poop ...... but when you've got a geriatric elite level pooper it's time to get serious and save the planet. And not have to hit Costco for a pallet of paper towels.

**jackstraw** · 09-15-2017, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by old goat

Marijuana

Not a sativa mix strain. Does the opposite.

Originally Posted by b-bear

^ for me it is when I have been drinking that I tend to wake up with insomnia
...which is why I get so much reading done haha

Alcohol induces sleep, but sucks for a good nights sleep.

**delco714** · 09-15-2017, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by 4matic

Thrash metal annoys me. Now I know why:

"We talk with Dave Mustaine, founder of thrash metal band Megadeth, about the band's success and his venture into the wine and craft beer business"

Head banging Bordeaux

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**old goat** · 09-15-2017, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by commonlaw

Right now this is hilarious, but its going to get annoying...

For anyone that is super tasty to mosquitoes, I found an amazing topical ointment that basically neutralizes the itch almost immediately and keeps any swelling at bay. It's called Preparation H. yeah, same shit you slather on your junk yard for hemorrhoids. Man, that stuff just works for itches.

So, I have a tube of it in my work bag seeing as the skeeters have been using me as a hemoglobin buffet all summer. I drug some shit out of my bag on top of my desk at work earlier this week and thought nothing of it. Buddy of mine walks by me in the hall and says, "Sup Hemmy." Dude smokes a lot so I didnt think much of it. Found the tube laying out on my desk pretty prominently for everyone to see as they roll by and then it clicked. I guess that's my name now.

Male nurse at work pops a purple pill. One of the other nurses teases him--what is that, Viagra? "Nah, Viagra is blue." (Oops)

Originally Posted by jackstraw

Not a sativa mix strain. Does the opposite.

I'm still learning that shit--I do use indica but at the low doses I use for sleep any strain seems to work for me.

**~mikey b** · 09-15-2017, 11:27 PM

When people start their racist comments with "I'm not racist, but..." then continue on with their racist comments...

**Supermoon** · 09-15-2017, 11:42 PM

When people give you their opinion, anything before the word "but" is bullshit

**~mikey b** · 09-16-2017, 12:07 AM

I'm just saying...

**DoWork** · 09-16-2017, 07:37 AM

"With all due respect..."

I love that shit because you know some serious disrespecting is about to go down.

**HD333** · 09-16-2017, 08:23 AM

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

I don't want to be that guy but.......

I'm going to be.

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**mtngirl79** · 09-16-2017, 09:56 AM

A woman found a little dog running around in traffic so she stopped, got the dog, took a picture of the dog, posted it on the local lost pets Facebook page and took it to the humane society.

The human society found a phone number on the dogs collar that the first lady presumably did not see and called the owner. The owner got the dog back, but had to pay 80 bucks.

The owner then went to the lost pets page bitching at the woman that found the dog and demanding 80 dollars because the the person didnt see and call the number on the dollar rather than take the dog to the humane society.

What the hell is wrong with people?

**snoqpass** · 09-16-2017, 09:59 AM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

A woman found a little dog running around in traffic so she stopped, got the dog, took a picture of the dog, posted it on the local lost pets Facebook page and took it to the humane society.

The human society found a phone number on the dogs collar that the first lady presumably did not see and called the owner. The owner got the dog back, but had to pay 80 bucks.

The owner then went to the lost pets page bitching at the woman that found the dog and demanding 80 dollars because the the person didnt see and call the number on the dollar rather than take the dog to the humane society.

What the hell is wrong with people?

The Humane Society charging ransom for the dog is annoying