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  1. #451
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    Texting while driving.

    I have 30 minute commute on a freeway. You can see them from way back. They're in the slow lane. They're swerving like they're George Jones leaving a honky tonk at 2am. Then you see the eyes it the rear-view. They're looking down. Then quickly up to check the traffic. Then right back down. I see at least 5, sometimes up to 10 driving texters a day. 80% of them chicks. It's just so maddening.

    Lately, I've been pulling beside them to try and get their attention so I can give them the "WTF?!" gesture. But I have not yet been able to pull their attention from them telling their friend that Jenny from payroll is a bitch or to meet them at Applebee's or whatever the fuck it is that they text each other.
    Last edited by GiBo; 05-10-2013 at 02:57 PM.

  2. #452
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMP View Post
    or any man that uses the word "yum" in any context. Yummy? worse.
    Unless it is in a creepy voice when a smoking hot chick walks by, I'll give a pass for that one.

    "mmmmm yummy"

  3. #453
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMP View Post
    or any man that uses the word "yum" in any context. Yummy? worse.
    People that say something is "delish." Drives me up the fucking wall.
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  4. #454
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    People that say something is "delish." Drives me up the fucking wall.
    Ugh. Exactly. Same horse different color.

  5. #455
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    Quote Originally Posted by GiBo View Post
    Texting while driving.
    Holding your dog in your lap while driving.

  6. #456
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    people who get all self-righteous about others texting or using the phone while driving. Just because I'm on the phone doesn't mean I can't see you crossing the street or changing lanes, or turning left etc...
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

  7. #457
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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman View Post
    Holding your dog in your lap while driving.
    Actually just owning a (when fully grown) dog that's small enough to have in their lap and still drive.
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

  8. #458
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    Giving up goals on a power play.

  9. #459
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    Quote Originally Posted by MMP View Post
    Giving up goals on a power play.
    How does losing to the leafs in seven feel? That should make the list for all the Bruin fans once the first round is over.

  10. #460
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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    people who get all self-righteous about others texting or using the phone while driving. Just because I'm on the phone doesn't mean I can't see you crossing the street or changing lanes, or turning left etc...

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    No spare roll of TP this AM after setting a personal best on the bowl while reading a good article in RR.
    Silent....but shredly.

  12. #462
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    Venetian blinds that don't go down without assistance.
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  13. #463
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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    Venetian blinds that don't go down without assistance.
    oh! that's a good one... when one side falls down fine and the other sticks and the cords get all jacked & bound up... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    ... jfost is really ignorant, he often just needs simple facts laid out for him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jfost View Post
    oh! that's a good one... when one side falls down fine and the other sticks and the cords get all jacked & bound up... FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Then you pull it up and the other side get stuck.... Fuck that's annoying.

    Thank god we have automated blinds in my house. Worth the investment.

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    Scarlett Johansson doesn't do porn.

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    Spoiled rich kids who talk about the value the worthless garbage their rich parents buy, as though they had any concept of what things are really worth.
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
    Quote Originally Posted by pedoherp69 View Post
    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    People that use facebook as their political soapbox, all.day.every.day.
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    people who call their husband/wife "lover" or "my love"

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    Paid internet shills who prefer that people keep their opinions to themselves.
    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    Hugh Conway sucks
    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
    Quote Originally Posted by pedoherp69 View Post
    I know actual transpeople.
    Quote Originally Posted by rokjoxx View Post
    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johngenx View Post
    Scarlett Johansson doesn't do porn.
    No but her lookalike Lexi Belle does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by systemoverblow'd View Post
    People that use facebook as their political soapbox, all.day.every.day.

    People who type vague posts on FB, so people will respond and act interested. eg. "OMG, I can't believe what happened this morning."

    People who allow FB to post scores and updates on the dumbass games they are playing.

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    sergio whining in a golf tournament.

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    People from Euroland bidding on my eBay shit when I explicitly say I will not ship internationally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    How does losing to the leafs in seven feel? That should make the list for all the Bruin fans once the first round is over.
    Wait... what?!


    Who's annoyed?
    Screw the net, Surf the backcountry!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigDaddy View Post
    Wait... what?!


    Who's annoyed?
    I was trying to remember what thread he posted this in!
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