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  1. #426
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    Expiration dates on glass bottles. You have to twist that bottle in every direction to find it and then read it? Good luck. Damn my eyes are getting bad, and my stomach is feeling a bit sour.

  2. #427
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    Paying 6000 dollars in taxes to a state I haven't stepped foot in in 11.5 months..

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    When overweight people wear short short.

    Of course the attractive girls get called on it and have to change, but not the heavy kids.

  4. #429
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I'm at a conference so I'll focus on annoying things at conferences.
    First, I work in an industry where my peers and colleagues are 90% female, so not hooking up the first night of the conf is annoying. At last weeks conference in A$$pen I didn't hook up until the last night at the farewell party. Guess I'm getting rusty.
    Maybe it's the shawl. I suggest some jeans and a sport coat over a polo shirt.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  5. #430
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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    Maybe it's the shawl. I suggest some jeans and a sport coat over a polo shirt.
    Seriously. A shawl? Where's your snuggie?

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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

  6. #431
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    Where can one buy a nice shawl these days?

  7. #432
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Seriously. A shawl? Where's your snuggie?

    Snuggie? Forever Lazy dude, the Forever Lazy.

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  8. #433
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    People who come to a dead stop before driving over a speed bump.
    in the same category, the people in the car that ALLOW someone else to make a right turn from the left or middle lane at the intersection.

    theyre encouraging illegal driving. if i were a cop and saw that; i'd ticket both of them.
    TGR forums cannot handle SkiCougar !

  9. #434
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    Quote Originally Posted by SkiCougar View Post
    in the same category, the people in the car that ALLOW someone else to make a right turn from the left or middle lane at the intersection.

    theyre encouraging illegal driving. if i were a cop and saw that; i'd ticket both of them.
    If someone else is behind the wheel, how do you stop them? I suppose you could slap the shit out of them, but that could lead to other issues, or escalate, which I suppose would be funny to watch in the rearview...

  10. #435
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    Fucking cancer.
    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

  11. #436
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    Postnasal drip

  12. #437
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    Allergies.

    Granny panty lines.

  13. #438
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    I walk to work. I get really annoyed when I have a green light and am in a cross walk and the person in the car coming from the side, usually turning, gives me the "It's OK for you to go" hand gesture.

    Not shit...I can go...on a green...while in a cross walk?!?!?!?!

    I have no idea why my reaction is so disproportional to the act, but...this is the "Shit that annoys you" thread.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

  14. #439
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    Out for some baseball and drinking last night with a few guys from work. One guy apparently thinks it's cool to refer to beer as a "drinky-poo". As in, "you guys want a drinky-poo?". Dude's seriously at risk of getting assaulted.
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Out for some baseball and drinking last night with a few guys from work. One guy apparently thinks it's cool to refer to beer as a "drinky-poo". As in, "you guys want a drinky-poo?". Dude's seriously at risk of getting assaulted.
    Sounds like my old college roommate. Biggest douche-nozzle I've had the displeasure of living with.

    The dumb cunts would literally cheer himself on while doing homework while I was trying to sleep. Shouting away about how fucking awesome he was.

    Piece of shit drove an Audi in MT too.
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    Cell phones are great in the backcountry. If you're injured, you can use them to play Tetris, which helps pass the time while waiting for cold embrace of Death to envelop you.

  16. #441
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    Quote Originally Posted by farmer View Post
    Piece of shit drove an Audi in MT too.

    Say no more...
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    I couldn't give a fuck, but today I am procrastinating so TGR is my filler.
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    faceshots are a powerful currency
    get paid

  17. #442
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    I like to annoy people from Oregon (I’m from OR) and Nevada by mispronouncing their states. I say Ore-gone and Nev-ah-dah… really fucking annoys people from those states and they’re always very quick to correct me. I take pleasure in that.

  18. #443
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    Wheelsize Nazis

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    Coming back from an hour meeting to find 32 emails, none of which were actually for me. Fucking distro lists.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

  20. #445
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    When people don't know why I'm flashing my brites at them....
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    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

  21. #446
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    Quote Originally Posted by Parvo View Post
    I like to annoy people from Oregon (I’m from OR) and Nevada by mispronouncing their states. I say Ore-gone and Nev-ah-dah… really fucking annoys people from those states and they’re always very quick to correct me. I take pleasure in that.
    I take pleasure in it as well: Ella-noise.
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Velcro - sometimes

  23. #448
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    Having to take a dump right after a shower.

  24. #449
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    Fucking people from Colorado. Christ, this place is a toolbox sometimes.
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    I know actual transpeople.
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Out for some baseball and drinking last night with a few guys from work. One guy apparently thinks it's cool to refer to beer as a "drinky-poo". As in, "you guys want a drinky-poo?". Dude's seriously at risk of getting assaulted.
    or any man that uses the word "yum" in any context. Yummy? worse.

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