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  1. #47251
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    Put some dish detergent in a ziploc bag and squeeze

  2. #47252
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    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Put some dish detergent in a ziploc bag and squeeze
    Good analogy...

    Buzz, ur not missing anything but narcissism and scar tissue.

    Just grab the toothpaste to cop a feel
    ​I am not in your hurry

  3. #47253
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    Chompers… and folks who sing along at the top of their lungs during the concert. I don’t care hearing about your family schedule and yes, I know that you’re a big fan and know all the lyrics. You sound terrible. Zip it!

  4. #47254
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    Quote Originally Posted by singlecross View Post
    Chompers… and folks who sing along at the top of their lungs during the concert. I don’t care hearing about your family schedule and yes, I know that you’re a big fan and know all the lyrics. You sound terrible. Zip it!
    I agree with you, but I’m kind of changing my mind when I’m watching some shows where the whole crowd is it just way into it.
    For example this Post Malone show seems like a lot of fun to me:

    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  5. #47255
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    I’ve never gotten to fondle any fake boobies. My curiosity annoys me.
    I have, in a professional capacity, and I found it not particularly enjoyable. But then feeling real ones in a professional capacity is not particularly enjoyable either. I got out of the breast business as soon as my partners let me.

  6. #47256
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    Painting, I hate it, suck at it and the only thing I hate worse is paying someone to do it.

    It's a small garage and I am almost done.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

    "Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"

  7. #47257
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    Shit that annoys you

    I don’t hate painting but the prep work required can die in a fire

  8. #47258
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    I met a surgeon who had reently moved north and she said " its great up here i get to operate on everything, if I was back in the big city they would stick me with just doing breasts or something "
    Lee Lau - xxx-er is the laziest Asian canuck I know

  9. #47259
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    I spit a front temporary across a dining room table and then breaking a wine glass in my hand in an effort to catch it during a home cooked dinner party for 5 couples. All my 2ndX's childhood beasties girls
    I barfed my previous flipper up into a toilet in shibuya during a brutal drinking session for my going home party w my Japanese co-workers. I was like no way are you fuks drinking me under the table… they drank me under the toilet, I lost my tooth and barfed on the packed yamanote last train home. Wall to wall people made space like when you add salt to water w pepper in it! The flipper was never seen again

    I got that flipper in Kathmandu a couple years earlier when I broke the first incisor the day before my trek. Went ahead and did the Annapurna circuit w a garage door for a front tooth. Luckily there was some missionary dentist i found that fixed me up temporarily. The only downside was when I found it inadvertently at a club that tooth didn’t show up in black light

  10. #47260
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Buzz, ur not missing anything but narcissism and scar tissue.
    Brilliant.

    Except I'd add "insecurity" to the description.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  11. #47261
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzzworthy View Post
    I’ve never gotten to fondle any fake boobies. My curiosity annoys me.
    For the price of a lap dance, that curiosity can be sated. Happy to chip in $37 for the cause
    Last edited by mcski; 08-25-2024 at 07:57 PM.

  12. #47262
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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    I met a surgeon who had reently moved north and she said " its great up here i get to operate on everything, if I was back in the big city they would stick me with just doing breasts or something "
    At least around these parts there are enough women surgeons, Including the chair of the dept of surgery where I trained.. that they don't all have to do nothing but breasts.

  13. #47263
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    Glass-top stoves are annoying af. How are these things so popular? Give me back my old coil burners.

  14. #47264
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    Glass-top stoves are annoying af. How are these things so popular? Give me back my old coil burners.

  15. #47265
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    I barfed my previous flipper up into a toilet in shibuya during a brutal drinking session for my going home party w my Japanese co-workers. I was like no way are you fuks drinking me under the table… they drank me under the toilet, I lost my tooth and barfed on the packed yamanote last train home. Wall to wall people made space like when you add salt to water w pepper in it! The flipper was never seen again

    I got that flipper in Kathmandu a couple years earlier when I broke the first incisor the day before my trek. Went ahead and did the Annapurna circuit w a garage door for a front tooth. Luckily there was some missionary dentist i found that fixed me up temporarily. The only downside was when I found it inadvertently at a club that tooth didn’t show up in black light
    i am entertained.

  16. #47266
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    Glass-top stoves are annoying af. How are these things so popular? Give me back my old coil burners.
    Induction, man...

  17. #47267
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    Quote Originally Posted by yeahman View Post
    Glass-top stoves are annoying af. How are these things so popular? Give me back my old coil burners.
    Could not agree more. I would even argue that the coils are easier to clean because spillage just goes down into the dome area which is easy to pull and clean (and the coils never look "dirty"), vs the baking into the glass which looks like shit when its dirty. also, warped bottom pans still work fine on coil and gas, but work like shit on glasstop.


    Quote Originally Posted by gravitylover View Post
    Put some dish detergent in a ziploc bag and squeeze
    My last 2 girlfriends/FWBs i had before i met my wife has fake tits. The first on had em because she was a bikini/fitness model and women lose their tits when they are at low bodyfat like that. Her tits were the hard, Tide Pods like you mentioned. Still super fun Ds, but noticable fake, super duper perky, etc. The other lady friend had Cs that i would have never guessed to be fake... soft jiggly clouds of fun. It was explained to me that there are a couple different types of implants and drawbacks with getting the soft ones vs the hard ones (take it with a grain of salt as this was explained to me while said tits were out and my attention was divided). Neither pair came close to annoying me ever... unfortunately the same could not be said for the women they were connected to.

  18. #47268
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    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    <snip> Neither pair came close to annoying me ever... unfortunately the same could not be said for the women they were connected to.
    This made me chuckle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    My last 2 girlfriends/FWBs i had before i met my wife has fake tits. Neither pair came close to annoying me ever... unfortunately the same could not be said for the women they were connected to.
    because

    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Buzz, ur not missing anything but narcissism and scar tissue.
    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    I'd add "insecurity" to the description.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  20. #47270
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    What's crazy is that we are just figuring out how bad gas stoves are for indoor air quality AND the people who politicized it and think that it is a government conspiracy.

    We switched to induction from gas to try to use more electric after we got solar panels installed. Can't really say I miss the gas at all. Induction is so much more efficient.

  21. #47271
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    Quote Originally Posted by Name Redacted View Post
    That takes me back
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797

  22. #47272
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    That takes me back
    Is this like a BDSM scenario or what?

  23. #47273
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    That takes me back
    For sure. The kids showing up to school with lip burns was always classy. JHC, use a tube of some kind, we are not barbarians!

  24. #47274
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    Quote Originally Posted by dan_pdx View Post
    Is this like a BDSM scenario or what?
    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    For sure. The kids showing up to school with lip burns was always classy. JHC, use a tube of some kind, we are not barbarians!
    LOL

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    Every waster I knew back in the 70s who did hot knives hit the floor at one point or another.
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