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  1. #401
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    Quote Originally Posted by telebobski View Post
    Some think of it as being trolled, while some think of it as mindless entertainment. DD and Asswipe are both entertaining, although DD has a hudge edge on the latter.

    I remember when AKPM was but a young lad. Occasionally a little off, but he brought the stoke and the funnies, particularly his adventures with females. Asswipe brings ?????



    I agree
    What do you bring?

  2. #402
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    the same witty observations that made his wife leave.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    the same witty observations that made his wife leave.
    Hahahahaha

    Teleboob want some ointment cuz you just got burned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    What do you bring?
    The Friends of the Utah, Northwest, Central Oregon, Wallowa, Payette & Colorado Avalanche Centers, Friends of Berthoud Pass, and the avalanche education instructors on this board can provide examples. And the occasional TR.

    But enough about me. What do you bring, besides more carbon emissions?

    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    the same witty observations that made his wife leave.
    Funny thing - today is our 30th wedding anniversary.

    How long have you had your mail order bride? How many times has she tried to escape?

    BTW, I know you had a bad experience in Boy Scouts, but they want to provide this memento of your time in BSA



    Quote Originally Posted by IVplay View Post
    Hahahahaha

    Teleboob want some ointment cuz you just got burned.
    Yea, I got burned by one of the top five stokeless douchebags on this board.

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    Quote Originally Posted by telebobski View Post
    The Friends of the Utah, Northwest, Central Oregon, Wallowa, Payette & Colorado Avalanche Centers, Friends of Berthoud Pass, and the avalanche education instructors on this board can provide examples. And the occasional TR.

    But enough about me. What do you bring, besides more carbon emissions?



    Funny thing - today is our 30th wedding anniversary.

    How long have you had your mail order bride? How many times has she tried to escape?

    BTW, I know you had a bad experience in Boy Scouts, but they want to provide this memento of your time in BSA





    Yea, I got burned by one of the top five stokeless douchebags on this board.
    Hey, the zap guy is my thing.

    Anyways I'm done with the pissing match, it's pointless. I will now devote to rest of my life to learning how to throw the knuckle ball.

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    ^^^not agile or tough enough for your national sport, eh?

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    Assholes that post NSFW shit in threads not labeled NSFW.
    Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

  8. #408
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    ^^ why would you look at porn while at work??

  9. #409
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    he still mad about the dick-tatted titties

  10. #410
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    My goddamned office-mate won't shut. the. fuck. up.

    He makes these random unintelligible noises or he just starts blathering about shit no one cares about, like the fact he's going to have cereal for lunch, and then proceeds to read the fiber content off the box. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

    Unlike most days, I'm actually busy today and need to get some shit done. I don't need this joker telling me for the 20th time how his 4 year old kid likes vegetables or how his fucking crockpot has been working for 10 years, or making these strange unintelligible outbursts while he eats his fucking high fiber cereal like it's the most incredible thing he's ever tasted, or when he finishes shoveling shit into his face declaring "I'm still hungry."

    I hate sharing an office.

    Thanks for listening, now back to your regularly scheduled TGR.
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

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    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    guy at gym that reeks like cigarettes. I wont do burpees in the bar, you refrain from hot-boxing the car with Camels before you workout

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    I have WAY too many pet peeves or so I'm told. Let's see...

    1. People who use the last of the toilet paper and fail to put a new roll on the hanger.
    2. People who do put a new roll on, but put it on in such a way that it feeds from the back, not from the top/front.
    3. People who drive past a shit-ton of signs for the toll booth, but fail to get money out till they come to an agonizingly slow stop, then fumble around for several minutes to find the right amount of change.
    4. People who stand up in the cube next to yours to have loud phone conversations. SIT THE FUCK DOWN!
    5. People who microwave rotten-ass smelling fish in the work kitchen, thus making the entire floor smell like shit rolled in burning hair.
    6. The Pandora gadget on my desktop pisses me off cause it cuts off the end of songs. Drives me nuts, but I'm too fucking lazy to do anything about it.
    7. Douchebags on multi-use trails who listen to their music so loud through headphones that they can't hear you yell "On your left!" then are all startled when you pass them.
    8. Wheel suckers who don't pull....ever.

    I have PLENTY more. Wow, maybe I have become a curmudgeon.
    Of all the muthafuckas on earth, you the muthafuckest.

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    People that walk across the office and interrupt my work to ask me something stupid like what the keyboard shortcut is to make a subclip in FCP when they quickly could have either googled it or looked in modify menu. Then continue to waste my time telling me why they want to know like I give a fuck. It's a subclip and I don't care.
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  14. #414
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    maybe they're turned on by almost six figures and earlobe assholes and want to bone you, madvres

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    I'm at a ski parking lot cook out recently when a younger guy I've met a couple times comes up and says hi. Instead actually having a conversation with me he gives me his business card and starts trying to sell me a car. He starts the cliche, sleazy car salesman talk while I'm baked and drinking a beer. To make it worst he was schlepping Kias.

    Don't lay any sales pitch on me when I just want to relax and drink beers on a Saturday, it's rude and real sleazy.
    Last edited by VTsession; 04-17-2013 at 09:34 PM.

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    People that read every Boston update out loud at their cubicle all day long. Like I don't have the internet at my desk too.

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    Nothing. Anymore.

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    hundred.dollar rice cookers
    "The reason death sticks so closely to life isn't biological necessity - it's envy. Life is so beautiful that death has fallen in love with it; a jealous, possesive love that grabs at what it can." by Yann Martel from Life of Pi



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    You in the market for a Kia bobby?
    ...Some will fall in love with life and drink it from a fountain that is pouring like an avalanche coming down the mountain...

    "I enjoy skinny skiing, bullfights on acid..." - Lacy Underalls

    The problems we face will not be solved by the minds that created them.

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    I'm at a conference so I'll focus on annoying things at conferences.
    First, I work in an industry where my peers and colleagues are 90% female, so not hooking up the first night of the conf is annoying. At last weeks conference in A$$pen I didn't hook up until the last night at the farewell party. Guess I'm getting rusty.

    Second, the climate controls in convention centers are always set to Arctic. I'm in AZ and need to wear a shawl at these sessions.

    Third, who the fuck decided the uniform for the few men in the travel industry is jeans and sports coat over polo shirt, with frat boy shoes and spikey hair? It's a very silly look.

    Finally, smokers who have to puff at each break then sit near you and reek throughout a 2 hour session.

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    Got my best client ever in the smoking court.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

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    People who come to a dead stop before driving over a speed bump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    People who come to a dead stop before driving over a speed bump.
    So when does your jeopardy episode air again?

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    Teachers annoy me.

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    When your team has a bball playoff game and you can't throw a skittle in the ocean.

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