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  1. #39076
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    You put lemmiwinks in the laundry?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    You put lemmiwinks in the laundry?
    He was cranky when we bathed him in the dishwasher.
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  3. #39078
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    Fucking corporate Big Brother

    Three years ago I went to a coffee shop while I was visiting my sister halfway across the country. The barista asked if I had a rewards number so I gave them my sisters phone number so she would get the points toward a free drink or whatever.

    Fast forward to this year, we go to a coffee roaster in the PNW and she says she’s been getting texts from them about reward points! Which is crazy because she’s never been to this coffee shop. We figured someone put in the wrong phone number for their coffee here in WA and she’s been getting their points.

    Well today I went to that shop again and she texted me that she just got more points! So it turned out this mystery points guy is me, somehow just paying with my card and her phone number in the Midwest attached my card to that account.

    Call me a kook but I may go with all cash from here out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    He was cranky when we bathed him in the dishwasher.
    n>1 of people I know that discovered sex toys first hand emptying the dish washer

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    n>1 of people I know that discovered sex toys first hand emptying the dish washer
    Cleanliness is next to godliness

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    Quote Originally Posted by Falcon3 View Post
    Fucking corporate Big Brother

    Three years ago I went to a coffee shop while I was visiting my sister halfway across the country. The barista asked if I had a rewards number so I gave them my sisters phone number so she would get the points toward a free drink or whatever.

    Fast forward to this year, we go to a coffee roaster in the PNW and she says she’s been getting texts from them about reward points! Which is crazy because she’s never been to this coffee shop. We figured someone put in the wrong phone number for their coffee here in WA and she’s been getting their points.

    Well today I went to that shop again and she texted me that she just got more points! So it turned out this mystery points guy is me, somehow just paying with my card and her phone number in the Midwest attached my card to that account.

    Call me a kook but I may go with all cash from here out.
    Square does this. Lots of places use Square. They link the credit card to a phone number.

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    Roosters and chip seal. That is all.

  8. #39083
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    Maybe directed at me?

    I have to browse/post from my phone, since work computer is blocked from anything not work related. Copying, pasting, then reformatting text on the phone is annoying, so I often don’t reformat, and you get to see copied black text on a dark blue background.
    I believe you can default to the blue background on your phone as well.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I believe you can default to the blue background on your phone as well.
    You can, and I’ve tried it a few times (made it many seconds before reverting!), but I didn’t ever get into MySpace, so I prefer reading on a white background like a normal person?

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    I started working part time at a store, and this guy comes in and says: “I came in your store because of the flag outside. Our country’s flag.”
    I say: “OK”
    He says: “Not the rainbow flag.”
    Me, shrugging, “OK, great. What are you trying to say?”
    Jackass: “I came in here because that’s our flag, the one in the Constitution, our country’s flag.”
    I’m trying to get the store open, so I’m walking around, and then I walked back in front of him and say: “You’re being very confrontational.”
    Fuckface: “I’m saying that that’s our country‘s flag.”
    Me: “OK, fine.” I’m shrugging, kinda shaking my head.
    Fucktard leaves w/o buying anything.

    I’m beyond annoyed that that’s how this country is now. Why the confrontation? What the fuck?
    Just stay under your rock, you dumb fuck.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  11. #39086
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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
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    Jackass: “I came in here because that’s our flag, the one in the Constitution, our country’s flag.”
    Me: "Where, precisely, good sir, is this flag "in the Constitution"? I'll wait. Perhaps you need to look up the text of the Constitution? Find me when you've located this particular part of the Constitution. Please and thank you."

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Me: "Where, precisely, good sir, is this flag "in the Constitution"? I'll wait. Perhaps you need to look up the text of the Constitution? Find me when you've located this particular part of the Constitution. Please and thank you."
    Duh, it's printed on the paper the constitution is written on, see?

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    Stupid libtard.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I believe you can default to the blue background on your phone as well.
    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    I prefer reading on a white background like a normal person?
    As a long time android user, black background is the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Duh, it's printed on the paper the constitution is written on, see?

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    Stupid libtard.
    Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw...

    I stand corrected.


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    Dude thinks the pledge of allegiance is from the constitution!

    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    He says: “Not the rainbow flag.”
    Is there a rainbow flag flying as well? If so, maybe he was implying that the one disrespects the other?

    I wonder how he feels about the confederate flag...

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    OlIf both are flying in front of the store, maybe it was his way of say "no homo."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Duh, it's printed on the paper the constitution is written on, see?

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    Stupid libtard.
    I always knew those Constitutional framers were forward-looking people, but I never realized they even foresaw that we'd have 50 states one day!
    Last edited by The AD; 08-19-2022 at 12:59 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
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    I started working part time at a store, and this guy comes in and says: “I came in your store because of the flag outside. Our country’s flag.”
    I say: “OK”
    He says: “Not the rainbow flag.”
    Me, shrugging, “OK, great. What are you trying to say?”
    Jackass: “I came in here because that’s our flag, the one in the Constitution, our country’s flag.”
    I’m trying to get the store open, so I’m walking around, and then I walked back in front of him and say: “You’re being very confrontational.”
    Fuckface: “I’m saying that that’s our country‘s flag.”
    Me: “OK, fine.” I’m shrugging, kinda shaking my head.
    Fucktard leaves w/o buying anything.

    I’m beyond annoyed that that’s how this country is now. Why the confrontation? What the fuck?
    Just stay under your rock, you dumb fuck.
    I'm 99% sure that guy wanted to fuck you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    Dude thinks the pledge of allegiance is from the constitution!



    Is there a rainbow flag flying as well? If so, maybe he was implying that the one disrespects the other?

    I wonder how he feels about the confederate flag...
    Oh man. Anytime I hear someone complain about the Pride flag or the trans flag from now on, I’m going to tell them it’s not about gay stuff it’s about states’ rights.

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    Inside the store, leaning in the corner of a window is a small 4” x 4” rainbow flag that a customer gave us during a pride parade a few months ago. It’s really hard to spot.
    Paulster… probably.
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    Inside the store, leaning in the corner of a window is a small 4” x 4” rainbow flag that a customer gave us during a pride parade a few months ago. It’s really hard to spot.
    Paulster… probably.
    Trump made it seem ok for all these mouth breathing morans to open their mouths and spew shit. Fuck them

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    I started working part time at a store, and this guy comes in and says: “I came in your store because of the flag outside. Our country’s flag.”
    I say: “OK”
    He says: “Not the rainbow flag.”
    Me, shrugging, “OK, great. What are you trying to say?”
    Jackass: “I came in here because that’s our flag, the one in the Constitution, our country’s flag.”...
    I’m beyond annoyed that that’s how this country is now. Why the confrontation? What the fuck?
    I think most these guys are just super unhappy with life. They don't have any self reliance. They don't ski. They can't satisfy a women. They've never tasted freedom - amply provided by my examples - which is why they chose to abuse it so.

    its mind bottling

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    Reminds me of this classic…

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    Bicycle security is not to be taken lightly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    ^^^

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